The only Christopher Columbus I choose to celebrate today

Today is National Work From Home Day. I have been working from home since March 13, 2020. I celebrate every day.

For Handmaid’s Tale fans.

I cannot stress enough how much I miss the "sleepiness" of Joe motherfucking Biden.

Kind of ashamed of my alma mater for this decision

fuck it, conclave sympathy is a knife edit

The Pope saw this and immediately died.

Tired: complaining about the price of eggs Wired: complaining about the price of butter How am I supposed to bake chocolate chip cookies in this economy? www.rte.ie/news/2025/04...

Live look at my 401k:

New Gaga albums starting to feel like harbingers of sociopolitical doom tbh

Mikey Madison was great too but Demi Moore losing to a woman in her 20s is very on the nose

"In America, THE LAW IS KING." Thomas Paine, 1776. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bjj...

How are all these layoffs of government employees good for the economy?

Hey Travis Kelce, you kissed the ring and today he’s shit talking your girl, AGAIN.

Kendrick said no to the Sunday scaries and yes to spite

Yes

. HAPPY BOYCOTT THE SUPER BOWL DAY! 🏈🏟️🥳 Ur ancestors marched, fought, and DIED for rights that are being ripped away right now & all you have to do is not turn on a game. Make this the LOWEST-WATCHED Super Bowl ever. Do your part. #BoycottTheSuperBowl #NFL #SuperBowl #Eagles #Chiefs #Kendrick

Ah, yes, the three genders,

The fact that TOM SANDOVAL was the one to end this was all I ever needed. Holy shit, what an episode. #traitors

Love this journey.

Really weird watching a coup in real time from my desk at work, putting in my usual hours. In the movies, everyone is at home or on the streets protesting. Makes it feel surreal.

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Cynthia Erivo was looking for her seat and Taylor shared her’s🥹

This is grossly irresponsible reporting by the AP. What’s being offered is not a buyout. The deal is if you agree to resign in September you can continue working remotely until then. There is no buyout or severance.

"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston

Them: How old are you?! Me: CVS used to be Eckerds.

It’s only been four days, it feels like four years already.