EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NEW DOT HACK NEW DOT HACK youtu.be/UcjZq9RWAH8?...

High, mildly dyslexic, and not immediately recognizing 'For You' as a category trying to decipher this:

customer service is cooking my brain

ATSUKOOOO

Bright, shut up and get out. I'm going to fuck your wife now.

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

happy 15th anniversary

surely it is the scripted and programmed input-and-cutscene-based romance that is lacking, not my knowledge of what I’m talking about

Kevin x Ries #ケビリス #fanart

make local coop to play with wife

#fate #fatestaynight

ジャパンカップ #シュヴァルグラン #ウマ娘

#ウマ娘 #シュヴァルグラン

落書きシュヴァち #シュヴァルグラン #ウマ娘

#ウマ娘　#ライスシャワー　#シュヴァルグラン　#ミスターシービー

#シュヴァルグラン #ウマ娘

another guy who never protested before radicalized to the point of tears by watching masked ICE agents terrify children in his neighborhood the Republicans are not ready or mentally capable of comprehending the backlash they have generated

you had one job

This took me a couple minutes before I realized this wasn’t “Dark Jerk Off Instructions”

Valentine's Smooch!

🦢🟡

more vday posting, axl and i-no

❤️💗❤️

festival has juice

very shitty valentines uniburi i miss them..

Happy Valentine's Day, stupid Andy.

I forgot they advertised royce and royce as a crazy ass.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

🍫　#hndr_fa

Haman watches television

Roka's very own happy ending #超かぐや姫 #cosmicprincesskaguya

people worry about whether fate strange fake is easy to follow for newbies to the series, but the structure of the plot is really just people taking turns at the microphone to say "this is why i am the most amazing person in the world" only to be owned by the next person in line (complementary)

#ルイス・スミス誕生祭2026 おめでとう〜！🎉

her: are you stupid me:

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

excited to go to Festival du Voyageur again tmrw and it's not gonna be the coldest day of the year this time

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄 Me: I don't feel shit 5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

They should really make Feb 14th a federal holiday. I know it seems like a frivolous occasion but it's important: give people a chance to spend a dreamy day with their partners, put on appropriate music, make each other coffee... celebrate Sakiko Togawa's birthday like you're supposed to

I, like most people I imagine, forget about figure skating for 99% of the time but then I see it during the Olympics and I'm like waow that's cool as fuck

ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills. To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.

unreasonably excited for pizza tonight

happy vday yall anw năm mới vui vẻ nhen