I’ve only seen this one clip and I’m basically just expecting the rest of it will be like watching my cat taunt and torture the gopher he just caught and then just absolutely devour it. Am I right?

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Once again performing this scene from Shrek:

OpenAI = Cyberdyne Systems ChatGPT = Skynet

This may be the ultimate test of our medical boards. While maybe not explicitly illegal to help a child rapist cover up medical evidence of sexual violence against children, most of these confirmed stories violate mandatory reporting laws … in addition to the basic medical ethics and professionalism

Shame on them. Shame. Elite Doctors Served Jeffrey Epstein While Treating His ‘Girls’ www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

NO WAR WITH IRAN Emergency Protests today at 11 at Target - Santa Rosa Ave./Kawana Springs Rd; at 5 pm at Old Courthouse Square.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

The woman has no criminal record and is unsure what prompted the threat of removal. She fears being deported to Iran given her father's military service and her Christian faith.

I am hopeful that the war in Iran will bring needed democratic change to … the United States of America.

Look where so many people falling for the excuse that “it was only locker room talk” has gotten us.

Never trust a prick who works out in jeans. 👖

More of this please.

Ffs JD. I don’t even know where to start with this one. #medsky

For real though, it doesn’t work that way.

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I feel like @dieworkwear.bsky.social might have some commentary here. 🍿🍿🍿

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Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

Your American health chief, folks! 🙃🇺🇸

Top FDA official Vinay Prasad overruled the agency’s reviewers--career scientists--when he refused to accept Moderna’s application for a new influenza vaccine www.statnews.com/2026/02/11/m...

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

“He might be dead, but it sure seems like Jeffrey Epstein won.” That is a sentence.

Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"

Mackenzie Scott…you know what to do here

AI-generated physician documentation has got to stop. Please. Please make it stop. Y’all are signing your names to absolute garbage and calling it an H&P. Sincerely, A specialist that actually reads the notes from referring physicians. #medsky

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Petaluma, Friday Feb 6th. Organized by a community member

My jaw dropped when I saw this window display at Copperfield's Books in Petaluma, CA! I can't wait to celebrate the publication of THE LIONS' RUN here tomorrow at 6:00pm with NYT bestselling author @staceyleeauthor.bsky.social! www.copperfieldsbooks.com/event/sara-p... @mackidssl.bsky.social

No no, that was The Rocky Horror Picture Show that you’re thinking of, sweetie.

In Springfield, Ohio, people are preparing in advance of a “large deportation” promised by the president. To all appearances, the city is 2 or 3 days from a federal ethnic cleansing, grounded in a hate campaign organized by the vice-president and American Nazis. snyder.substack.com/p/ethnic-cle...

Gross

Same.

Democrats' demand that Stephen Miller is fired as a condition of voting for ICE funding is one of the smartest moves they've made under Trump. Miller is a loathsome figure who I imagine has rock-bottom likability numbers. Democrats should try to raise his public salience as often as possible.

I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.

If I were the liberal equivalent of Alex Jones I’d spend months discussing how Trumps immediate statement after the attack on Ilan Omar was to discuss how someone might fake an assassination attempt to elicit sympathy.

I don’t believe in hell but these people really make me wish I did.

There are, in fact, paid, professional agitators present at all of the ICE protests. They are known as ICE agents.

After public outcry forced a rebrand, a Utah gun company appears to be continuing to market child-sized AR-15s to minors. No, really.

Huh? Wtf are you talking about? Speak for yourself lady.

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

a fun gag would be everyone mailing the white house their old useless trophies. just some pranking in these trying times

“That’s slavery.” Civil Rights lawyer @oliverma2026.bsky.social (running for CA Lt. Gov.) reminds us ICE detainees work in for-profit prisons for $1/day just to pay for phone calls to their families. Cruelty is big business. P.S. @CoreCivic’s new CEO’s last name is “Swindle” — beyond parody

Against the odds, Trump has succeeded in peacefully uniting the world. Unfortunately, he's uniting it against us. This Pax (Ex) Americana era was illustrated Friday, as Canadian PM Mark Carney wrapped up a trip to China--the first by a Canadian PM in 8+ years. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-maki...

Isn’t she a bit old for him

Conservatives have lost this one and are going to lose more if they don’t call their ICE dogs back into the kennel. The women are going to win, and it’s just a matter of time before they drag all the men along with them. columbusfreepress.com/article/bewa...

Maybe we organized this protest.. 💁🏼‍♀️🤘🏼 www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...