The Spotted Hyena is one of my top 3 favorite wild animals (the others being bears and orca whales.) They are also considered a Keystone Species. And deserve so much more love and respect than they often get.

The North American Alligator is one of my favorite animals. Did you know that they create "Gator Holes" that collect water and become effective oasis during the dry season? Between that and being an apex predator, they are considered a Key Stone Species.

Opossums are neat! They are highly resistant to snake venom, and almost entirely immune to rabies! They eat ticks and help clean up our neighborhoods! And they have cute little fingerless gloves!

(Tbf I think all species of bats are cute- but I also know that, in general, a lot of people have irrational fears surrounding these silly little guys.)

Never bring a microphone to a gunfight

Joseph Goebbels was married and had SIX (6) children. That's 3X's more than Charlie Kirk. And he *also* never actually directly killed anyone.... but that doesn't mean he isn't also one of histories monsters.

Okay guys, hear me out here- maybe his neck just did that spontaneously???

It's good that snakes can't drive. Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.

oh, you're a terrorist? name all- wait really? do you have like a bomb on you? does it have games on it?

And Dakota is also here! #SecretLivesOfMormomWives #reunionspecial #TheFifthBeatle

Tony Strak would rather build a whole ai simulation rather than go to fucking Therapy #MCU

My other #MCU ship is Stark/Banner #ScienceBoyfriends

Hey, those of you who ship #Stucky (steve/bucky) in the #MCU - what's the general concensus on who is The Top?

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

remember, kids: steal your parents' wallets and buy fentanyl

If you would have told me that 2025 was the year I would go feral for a ship involving John Turturro and Christopher Walken... I would have been confused, surprised, yet very delighted at the prospect. #Severance

Today is The Ides Of March, and it would be a great opportunity for some democratic (or hey, even republican- I'm not picky...) senators to do something hilarious and, in turn, earn my eternal respect.

It's a Shrimp Cocktail.... because Flamingo. I am very funny. (Please clap.)

He died doing what he loved, flagrantly violating OSHA regulations. The real offense is the government telling people what to do. It is an attack on freedom.

MISSING: TABLET PEN! Maybe we could find it over in the shop, on a shirt? hivemill.com/products/mis...

A federal judge in Washington, D.C., ruled that DOGE is subject to government transparency laws, allowing the public to access government records—a legal defeat for the White House, which had designated DOGE as an office exempt from open records laws.

I spent 6 hours sewing raspberries together to make this fuckin' beret and birds ate it off my head in like 3 minutes.

okay but his hair looks extremely healthy.

wait did y'all know about this?

The Full Monty (1997) is an underrated classic.

Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.

ectoplasm is just ghost jizz prove me wrong

what if we killed god? she's sleeping nows the perfect time let's go

Growing and selling (black market?) crops

so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?

You made it to Friday! Good job.

Sure- do a bunch of ketamine by yourself on a Thursday morning. Absolutely No Way this will negatively affect your (already strained) relationships with your immediate family. #BadAdvice #DadAdvice

Did you know it's illegal to say * **** ** **** *** *********

Dying over this meme variation

Scientists announced today that no one listens to them anyway, so just go nuts

Photo taken moments before their cross country bank robbing spree. From my collection, no documented date/info.

Where my millennial former stoners at?? I haven't been able to handle THC since I turned 30... which is *probably* a good thing, considering how much I used to smoke. But I do miss the culture on occasion. Way less stressful than hanging out at bars.

mood

The only reason I belive that Luigi actually did the thing is because not even cops would be dumb enough to make a fall guy out of someone who seems physically unable to take a bad photo.... #FreeLuigi

Pushing the last meatball around the plate with my nose like a sad circus bear

I always make sure to eat my banana like a huge whore

My personality type is tl;dr

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live