Don't Call Me A Nimbus
@dontcallmeanimbus.bsky.social
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So hear me out. If we all got the Avian Flu vaccine then we could buy really cheap diseased eggs and eat those.
about 1 year ago
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When 6, 7, and 9 got 10 times older they became the most polite numbers. I want to recognize them for that. six: ty seven: ty nine: ty yw guys!
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5 months ago
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"Who are you going as?" "Superman. Who are you going as?" "Superman." "Do you know who Paul is going as?" "Superman." - The night before Comicon in 1938.
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6 months ago
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It's good that snakes can't drive. Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.
6 months ago
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One thing we will never get to know about Darth Vader is whether or not he would use Force Heimlich to save people instead of Force Choke after making the transition from evil to good.
10 months ago
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When there is a widespread recall on vegetables it always makes me feel better about my poor dietary choices and unhealthy eating decisions.
11 months ago
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I've never seen a more politically confusing character than Papa Smurf. He's blue but he wears a red hat.
11 months ago
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Did you pass?
#valentinesday
12 months ago
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We never know when death may come but now I feel prepared.
12 months ago
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Good morning, Bluesky! Enjoy this terrible meme fit for a king!
12 months ago
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I like to passive aggressively download other browsers with my current browser to see if it interprets this activity as a threat of replacement and starts performing better.
12 months ago
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Road Advisory: If you see this on the road today, just keep on driving.
12 months ago
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Based on a true story.
12 months ago
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I'm assuming that if you’ve been here since Day 1 you remember when the app icon was a larva.
12 months ago
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So hear me out. If we all got the Avian Flu vaccine then we could buy really cheap diseased eggs and eat those.
about 1 year ago
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