She’s 💯 spot on….

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

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BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)

History before our very eyes.

Couchfucker JDV just accused Ukraine of meddling in the 2024 American election during a speech the purpose of which is to interfere in the 2026 Hungarian elections. These are serious times. These are not serious people

NEW: Fifteen laws in 11 states that could immunize the fossil fuel industry from climate-related legal claims have either been passed or are being debated. Many bills are part of a coordinated effort by groups linked to right-wing activist Leonard Leo.

The vibes RN

You know, we avoid the comparison out of fear of hyperbole, but I don’t think Hitler ever spoke of eradicating an entire civilization. Of “cleansing @ “purification, a “final solution,” sure, but he never called a genocide a genocide before committing it. This is history in the worst possible way.

Stephen Miller is a cuck in the literal sense. That’s common knowledge. But Vance, at least metaphorically, is in the chair (or couch) next to him.

I will not engage with AI-generated political cartoons I will not engage with AI-generated political cartoons I will not engage with AI-generated political cartoons I will not engage with AI-generated political cartoons I will not engage with AI-generated political cartoons I will not engage with AI

“Wag the Dog” was right about EVERYTHING: Pedophile president ✅ Attempted cover-up to win an election w/ just 30% approval ✅ Total narrative control enabled by complicit media ✅ Moral bankruptcy ✅ Inventing a literal war to distract voters from proof the pres. assaulted an underage girl ✅ ✅ ✅

“These tax cuts will bring relief to the poorest Americans”

Never trust anyone who says “God is telling me to kill people.” Certainly don’t put them in charge of killing people.

One pound of ground beef now costs more on average than the federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour.

(The Atlantic) If you can make the time, a stunning and right on the money article regarding the GOP transition to the culture of Nazis. By Tom Nichols. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

The Drey Dossier called the ballroom/bunker situation out as a nefarious boondoggle back in December. Her recent reportage blows the lid off of this story and puts into perspective just how fucking insane this whole situation is. #requiredreading

Pay. Attention. Is this just a pro forma excuse to keep defacing the White House and building that monstrosity? Or something entirely more nefarious?

I am not a lawyer. I am a felonious paralegal who ran a legal aid clinic in the Feds & got a few good men out the clink. Even I know this would be poo-poo bughouse crazy coming from a think tank. To read this coming from the OLC is, in strictly legal terms, fucking bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 🍌

85 year old Joan Baez and Jesse Welles at the UC Theatre in Berkeley, CA, March 21, 2026 TT: jessewelles

What the fuck did you just fucking say about tribal sovereignty, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I authored the majority opinion in McGirt v. Oklahoma, and I’ve been involved in numerous statutory interpretations of the Major Crimes Act, and I have done over 300 land acknowledgements.

Hey @papapishu.bsky.social this is an EXCELLENT piece of reportage y’all dropped. I gained a lot of respect for this creator once I realized it was all SFM and Blender and while I could give two fucks about the IP, what’s becoming of it is just terrible and as laughably absurd as the IP itself.

This wouldn’t have happened on House of Cards, the West Wing, etc.; it’s too cartoonish and unbelievable. But this is the real life America we live in now, so of course it happened.

#Apartheid. That’s not an assessment, it is the legal definition. A 90-day mandatory death penalty with no apparent room for appeals or collateral review is the end of any semblance of due process for Palestinians in Israel and its military courts.

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

#CrimsonDesert is such a hot fucking mess. Hard crash at 5% on an extremely frustrating boss, respawn a mile away on reboot with no controller input. MetalFX frame gen working overtime so combat is extremely sloppy, but P-states are broken and GPU fans don’t even engage. I hate it. It’s incredible.

Neither Musk nor Kushner are agents or employees of the U.S government, and have an enormous number of conflicts of interest each. Yet they are the two people tasked with negotiations on behalf of the U.S. government. Why do you think that is?

#nokings Cary, NC HUGE turnout, 1.34 miles long tip to tail, ages 1-100, 80% of passing motorists honking in support. Lots of love for my town today.

“Two Mason jars of pinto beans…measure support for the war in Iran…the bean count was close, with a few more “yes” pintos than “no” pintos…then at some point…in the wee hours of Friday morning, a huge infusion of beans materialized to tip the scales toward giving war a chance.” Not serious people.

Rideshare as an industry is completely and perhaps irretrievably broken.

I’ve watched this video of Mike Lindell being served legal papers during his TV interview at CPAC a dozen times already! 🤣🤣

This is the kind of shit people used to do for Idi Amin when they needed a favor, or wanted to keep their jobs (and heads). We are in the orange banana imperial era.

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

Timeline cleanse.

Israel bombed a UNESCO site in Tyre, an ancient city in Lebanon that held some of the most well-preserved ruins in antiquity. I’m not sure what’s sadder: that they seem to have destroyed this priceless piece of history just for shits and giggles, or the fact that it’s all but absent from the media.

The thing about theocentric kleptocracy (here a company bleeding itself dry as it attempts to literally conjure an eldritch deus in machina) is that it’s a fast, fast burn. Capital alienating and exploiting labor only persists if it produces. That’s the thing about bullshit. It fucking reeks.

I’ve been saying this since 2016. We had a chance to turn it around, DJT1 & COVID made it unlikely but w/ austerity still feasible, but this past year was a ten-penny nail in the coffin. The ten richest men in America have more assets than the nation. Our D/A ratio will soon be 8:1. We’re fucked.

Frances Quinlan & Hop Along bandmate self-published an EP last year with nearly zero press, zero promo I can find, and it is absolutely excellent. Why Saddle Creek didn’t pick it up I don’t know, maybe they didn’t want a label, but it’s more than worth a listen (see comments)

This is not an “unusual deal,” @nytimes.com . It’s $1B of taxpayer money used as a bribe to further the interests of the administration’s boosters in the oil & gas industry. It’s theft of taxpayer money used to directly make energy costlier & further destroy American prosperity. It’s embezzlement.

Hannah Arendt was right about (nearly) everything.

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

I wrote a horror story about K2 for Halloween (folsominreverse.substack.com/p/the-psycho...); the scariest part isn’t the supernatural bits, but the reality under the surface. Prisons that ban mail outright do so for cruelty. Those that make no effort do the same. The middle road is narrow & hard.

Hmm.🤔

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

Wait there’s a fucking BUTTON?!

When the shadowy evil private prison corp responsible for some of the worst human rights abuses in the American correctional system is complaining that you’re too corrupt, you might be an asshole. Man, I miss that thing we used to call “accountability”. ‘Member accountability? I ‘member.

The more I stare at them the more they look like a surrealist painting where I can’t tell where one #cat ends and the other begins.

The Pets dot com sock puppet: "...and that's why we have to repeal the 19th amendment and dismantle the public school system" Joe Rogan: "wow. that's crazy. but definitely, yeah 100%"

If someone had told me five years ago that Valve was producing a hero shooter that was literally just #LeagueofLegends but also #Overwatch, for free, with monetization apparently as an afterthought, I’d have tried to buy an 8-ball from you. #Deadlock fucking rips. I now 1k believe the hype.