Amazon Prime Reacher season 3 episode 6 Alan Ritchson's arse is a gift from heaven.

First bike ride of the year in just short shorts and a vest. 25°C in my kitchen, 27°C in my bedroom. The back door and windows are all open 🤷🏼‍♂️

I shouldn't have. The Phantom Menace has to be one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. It has no redeeming features. To say the least worst thing may be Jar Jar Binks after Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor. And the whole bullshit about metachlorians... Don't make me laugh.

Now that I've got Disney+ (for free), I've decided to do all the Star Wars movies. Should I really pull myself through the hell of Phantom Menace? I got to go to the Euro premiere of AOTC in London because of work. I slept through it. But that might have been the free bar as much as the movie.

Pea and spinach risotto with salmon just the way @bristolvor.bsky.social likes it. If you the it back in the river, it would swim.

One of my favourite times of day is cooking/eating dinner and listening to the next door neighbours playing with their 2 and 4 year olds in their back garden. But today they were playing and singing "Baby Shark“ and, I'm sorry, they must all be killed.

Today I learned I'm a whore. And you're all thinking the same thing about yourselves now.

@thirtyt.bsky.social might sigh but I think I might have to wear a jockstrap or underwear with these shorts...

The DILFs are out in force in Asda Newgate Lane today. Shame they've all got kids with them.

[sic] If u cud recommend me a book, wot wud u recomend?

I should have at least a £1000/day coke habit for my nose to be running this much. Oh to be rich enough to afford a pop star's drug habit. I guess I'll have to just go with Beconase.

I'm sorry. Avenue Q wouldn't be Avenue Q without: Everyone's a little bit racist If you were gay The internet is for porn You can be as loud as the hell you want Schadenfreude What do you do with a BA in English www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...

I'm sorry. I refuse to believe I saw Avenue Q 20 years ago with my (now ex) American boyfriend in SoHo. I'M NOT THAT OLD! But it's still the second (or maybe third after Phantom) musical I've seen. The Producers will always be #1* www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...

@gerwyn.uk Zeb's twin does not look happy

The real reason I give blood. This was donation 113

I don't drink caffeine, but I'm sure this applies to some - actually quite a lot - of you.

Saw this billboard on the way to an anti-TERF protest at the weekend. Well done Edinburgh! 👏 🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Methinks the (first) lady doth protest too much.

The HBOMax series of Harry Potter looks like the films. I won't be watching because I don't want to help that cunt financially.

I should have known this country was fucked when Marcus Rashford asked the government to make sure poor kids didn't go without food during the pandemic and the media acted like it was some insane radical idea.

@thebishf1.bsky.social Random question for you that you might know. Or know someone that does. What do you think is the most common name for a track corner? Like I know there's a Woodcote and both Goodwood and Silverstone. Any ideas?

Yet another company that is promoting its users to illegally torrent things...

Total adulting today. Curry for dinner. Not wearing a white t-shirt.

I really want to do Race Across The World. I have several people I'd love to do it with but whether they'd want to do it with me, or be able to complete it, are issues.

Love the idea of Pointless. Can't watch it because of Alexander Armstrong.

My exciting reading for the afternoon

The petrol companies immediately put up their forecourt prices when the wholesale prices rise. What's the chance that the forecourt prices will drop today?

I wish the under cabinet lights in my bathroom had a LDR as well as a motion sensor. It's annoying that they come on during the day.

Peak adulting complete. The washing basket is empty. The ironing basket is empty. There are towels on the line, but they clearly don't need ironing.

Genocidal Intent: “There must be a proven intent on the part of perpetrators to physically destroy a national, ethnical, racial or religious group.” - United Nations Exhibit A:

UK government: refused Kanye West permission to enter the UK on the grounds his presence would not be conducive to the public good. Conservatives: the Hinge Sec should refuse a visa under the Immigration Act. LDs: been him from entering the UK Farage: I personally wouldn't buy a ticket.

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

Should we start a gov.uk petition to ban disposable barbeques in the UK? www.theguardian.com/food/2025/ma...

Only just got Netflix for the first time, so I'm watching Heartstopper for the first time. It's wrong for someone my age to think a 19 year old kid is cute.

FIFA Peace Prize update

Brexit diehards raging at the EU marmalade renaming is both hilarious and exposing… CITRUS SPREAD Citrus spread is all they’ve managed to get angry about after years of hunting for outrage …and then they even got that wrong Imbeciles.

I love this new Donald Trump parody account. At least I hope that's what it is.

900 channels of TV and nothing to watch. Have started my free (with Sky) HBO Max and Netflix accounts. I don't understand why TNT Sports were part of Discovery Plus, but now they're part of HBO Max.

"Now shout at some jars of marmalade!"

Fact: San Francisco airport has an anxiety therapy pig they dress in different costumes to help relieve stress in nervous passengers. We do a very similar thing here, except ours is dressed in a bun with egg, lettuce and tomato and is available as part of a meal deal.

This is the "small" for and chips from the local chippy. No winner5 is nearly £11! I threw nearly half of it away

I have no words... It's got a fucking 767 in it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

An old video that is still relevant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFke...

Anyone for mutton curry tomorrow? Browning it now, then 12 hours in the slow cooker.

I don't understand people that can't cook rice properly. It's literally the easiest thing in the world. All you need is a pot, a measure, and a hob. A kettle does help though. All these people that say you need a rice cooker are talking bollocks.

Only 1 transgender woman has ever competed in the Olympics: Laurel Hubbard (NZ). None has medaled. So this ban isn’t about the unfair competition from transwomen athletes; It's about the busybody bigotry of people running the Olympics. (Casey Wasserman, head of LA games, is in the Epstein files.)

Watching the news with the whole furore about the social media companies. Nobody seems to be mentioning anything about parental responsibility.... Or am I being too simplistic?

First episode of SNK UK. They forgot the funny

It's 13°C here and I've still managed to get sunburn. Fuck my ginger genes and Celtic heritage.