I rang Tui to make a change to my booking, the person asked where Dubrovnik was and couldn’t say name which was disconcerting for a travel agent.

I don’t want to work anymore.

The Falmouth Starbucks appears to be staffed exclusively by gay men.

Middle aged conversation with Mother about when it’s best to plant potatoes and in Cornwall we can plant earlier blah blah

No trip to Cornwall is complete without a caravan ripped apart alongside the road, contents everywhere.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Just the one.

Th waiter in this hotel explaining to the octogenarian why there is cucumber in his Hendricks and not lemon…

That’s a very big mirror.

I am off on an adventure! It’s been a while.

Train bear face.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Chewsday.

Dubai evacuation

Wayne has laid my table and made a cheescake. I didn’t know I had all these things. 🤣

A sentence I thought I’d never say, Wayne asked where the flour was, I said it was behind the jar of mini gherkins.

I went to my usual barber today and the bugger nicked me twice with the razor and drew blood.

Well that’s Under Saltmarsh finished. It was very good indeed.

A the annual email from 3, putting up my monthly payments even though their coverage is shite and rarely get 5G.

My dishwasher has died and I am hosting a dinner party tomorrow.

Phil in Life Begins on Netflix is vile.

Finished The Lady last night. It was a good watch.

I was in the pool powering along doing front crawl, then suddenly some loose women’s hair got tangled in my fingers. Instant ick! 🤢

And relax.

I am cooking’s Jamie Oliver Stew. Pray for me I burned it last time I made it

‘Kick the ball back over the fence mate’

Fawlty Towers!

Yes this.

Valentine flowers are still going strong! 🥰

I have cracked my Kindle Oasis screen, it’s the 2nd or 3rd one, should I replace with another oasis or a new paper white?

Good god, she is literally roasting.

I do like some valentine flowers. 😃

Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country? Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.

Anyone know if hat I type into the next site to find this cushion?

I really want a pair of these but they have been out of stock everywhere for ever! 😢

This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)

Before and after. 🤣

Apparently the hot water is turned off at the doctors for health and safety reasons. 🧐

OMG was that a flurry of snow?

I am on a train, I pray the train god of the midlands plays nicely.

Name the film…

I don’t understand Viva Engage, it just seems like a lot of noise?

A young girl lying on a statue of a blacksmith, Bismarck National Monument, Berlin, 1961 - by Floris M. Neusüss (1937 - 2020), German

I'm gonna say it. Carrie is the hero and the prom lot deserved it

Quick correction on where you can find prints of my work. It’s at www.therainbowcollective.co

I deleted my post from before… I thought it was fake So I went to WH Smith and here it is An unbelievable attempt to sanitise this man and normalise what’s he’s done.

I went in Next a few weeks ago saw some lovely cushions to buy as a gift. I thought I would order on line, can I find the fuckers?

I am in Cannock town centre, it is partially demolished.

I have an irrational dislike for those phone cases that are like wallets and flip open.