In celebration of both World Dracula Day and Peter Cushing's birthday. 🧛

Nancy 5/26/26

me: *a few ciders deep on the train home from con wanting train tunes to continue party vibes* deezer: I got you *plays Duality by Slipknot*

check out all his majesty (and consummate v's)

♪ See my vest ♪ ♪ See my vest ♪ ♪ Made from real gorilla chest ♪ ♪ Feel this sweater ♪ ♪ There's no better than authentic Irish setter ♪ ♪ See this hat, 'twas my cat ♪ ♪ My evening wear, vampire bat ♪

I'm at MCM and it's hotter than the surface of the fucking sun what the hell plague island

daaaamn london

I'm in a bar and they're playing Come On Eileen I'm sure they can see the -10 -10 -10 -10 above my head

a busy morning for The Beast: trip to the vet, injections, check-up, uber journey, 3 people needed to wrangle her

the life in the UK test is actually ridiculous, like the pub quiz from hell I have lived on this stupid island nearly all my life, was born here, and I don't know the answers to some of these questions the true citizenship test is this:

I hope she is sitting in her mold castle having just the worst day because of this

For his 100th birthday David Attenborough should get to surreptitiously release an animal of his choosing into the home of a big game hunter.

me when I have a meeting I know will be tedious and infuriating and it's between me and my day off

1999 when I discovered AOL messageboards (I no longer relate to that person, so if you know me from there I am so, so sorry, she was insufferable)

The fertility rate going down is good because it means fewer teens are having kids, people are thinking hard about how many kids they can actually afford, and fewer women who don't want kids aren't being forced to have them.

The sausage was delivered safely.

a character I love + five mutuals to do the same! @oculasorbus.bsky.social @norryn.com @olycat.bsky.social @brainmage.bsky.social @beccafc.bsky.social

Mission: Impossible except it's me trying to paint my side of the wall I share with Mrs Downstairs before she comes home from screaming at the sun and also not falling off the stepladder like Mrs Doyle in the process

This Japanese app forces you to take a break by dropping a fat cat on your screen Original post

5 topics I could give an hour-long talk on 1. The Beast and why she is so great 2. late 90s/early 00s pop culture 3. late 90s/early 00s internet culture 4. S1-10 of the Simpsons 5. where all the secrets are in the original 3 Tomb Raider games

Mrs Downstairs has done something wacky to her hair and since she lives in tracksuits the whole look is absolutely giving Jimmy Savile with a vape pen

hooray! another show next month to add to all the other things I'm doing in the next few weeks ✨

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

share a GIF from a TV show! 📺 🖤

that 80s grand piano sound that used to be in tons of songs

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

exam season approaches so let's make this interesting: 1a) if the bus is already 15 minutes late and then 5 women with pushchairs get on and pick a fight with the bus driver while their kids are trying to kill one another how late for work will I be? 1b) how many old Monty Python ladies?

amazing! copilot re-enables itself *every single time I open any Microsoft product* on my work laptop and the only way to turn it off is hidden behind admin access which I don't have because I'm not the IT guy our office manager has a massive boner for AI so this doesn't shock me but still

oh I love this picrew.me/en/image_mak...

obligatory link to the oral history of this glorious moment, the man is truly a living legend

I haven't played Pokopia because I can't justify the price of a Switch 2 to myself but my favourite thing about it is all the people who build a maximum security prison to contain Mr Mime because he is so horrible

"Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby-Doo."

"you all need to be using the AI to train it on emails so that it learns how to reply"

idk how I ever found so much to write about

today is #tortoiseshellcatappreciationday we appreciate The Beast every day, even when she commits immense crimes or summons bagagwa at 2am

facebook marketplace is fun first offer I get is someone trying to lowball me

The Beast is angry because it's cold and windy and she got rained on this morning and Mrs Downstairs and her horrible dog were outside when she wanted to rampage

this truly is the worst timeline what the actual fucking fuck lads

Arachnophobia does exactly what it says on the tin. fuck spiders all my homies hate spiders bonus points for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where the guy drinks from the wrong grail I also remember the Vietnam scenes of Forrest Gump being A Lot

this episode of Midsomer Murders is bonktastic I'm annoyed it's about to clash with a very boring meeting

The Horus Hershey where The Emperor's most beloved son stole his precious chocolate recipe for himself