Trumps a bit of a toss-pot really.

The first fridge I remember in my family home growing up ran off mains gas.

Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children.

The Lady with the Log, Jingle Peaks Ose! @osie.yogscast.com

Mushroom farms are just fucking weird.

Here's an idea for the American healthcare system, subscription based defibrillators. Pay a monthly subscription for immediate shocks or listen to a few ads first for free access. You could tier the subscptions, higher subscription level, more shocks.

So, managed to fracture my elbow in two places, mangled my foot, buggered up my shoulder and gave myself whiplash. I've also noticed swelling to my leg around the calf, which incidentally, hurts like hell too, so something isn't right there either.

Elijah Wood always has that 'I don't think that was a fart' kind of expression.

What the fuck is wrong with these fucking fucks. I so just want to get off this fucking planet right now.

Kitten Dave has extended his oesophagus and covered it in feet so it acts as a huge, horrific flesh centipede. Imagine it hard.

Screaming into the void

Reminds me of my youth, in more ways than one!

My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too.....

There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto"

🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar

Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut.

After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000

I'll never understand how the vacuum cleaners cord with slip effortlessly under a door just by looking at it but takes hours of brute strength, hostage negotiation and bribes to get it back out again.

I know that feeling...

About that misunderstood Elon Musk "My heart goes out to you" gesture…

what's your favorite guest appearance that comes out of nowhere? Simpsorama!! (does this count as a guest appearance? I hope so.)

Its scary to think that Watsit Hitler and Wank Panzer have taken over

I wonder if Watsit Hitler will replace The Beast with a Wank Panzer? Also, a what stage in the proceedings do they brick Biden up in one of the White House walls?

sum up your personality in one gif.

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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.

Sundays....

well i've got news for you sister it ain't gonna be that easy now feel the power of the thong....

There's a frost, in winter! Fuck me BBC, you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here!

Blimey those Wankpanzers really go up.

2025, 2025, 2025.... what the eff happened to the 90's? Seriously, I remember 1998 and now we're here? Happy new year I guess! <3

I know its been a bit shitty weather wise today but I seriously hope its not going to take over a year to restore power!

Brilliant news everyone! (Can I go back to the 1990's? I enjoyed the 1990's.)

Sundays.....

Crabs make the heart grow fonder

Cheese time! (almost anyway, the Brie needs to warm through a wee bit.)

Sundays.....

34 pigs in blankets consumed so far, many more in the fridge cooked and ready to snack on + a couple of emergency packs ready to cook just in case. Next, the cheese.

Ahhhh, Christmas! <3

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