When Google search launched, people didn’t need to be berated into it. There was no “you better figure out some way to use this.” People just tried it, quickly saw it directed them to information they sought and helped them navigate the internet, and kept going back to use it more. Just sayin’.

One thing I love to do is hang out with criminals and then have them take my picture a bunch in potentially compromising moments. I can’t get enough of it. “Did you get all the angles?” I often ask.

Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but I just found out that when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza *anytime*.

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!

Guys I’m so sick I’m feelin like Dracula. Pointy teeth, don’t like garlic, weird accent. Gimme thousands of followers and a media company now please 🙏 🙏 🙏

It's kind of amazing that the QAnon people voted for the rich guy near the top of a cabal of rich pedophiles as the prophecy foretold.

This is literally disinformation

How is this real.

Most salient point imo. Can’t take someone seriously who’s talking to the press about this or posting about it. I do have sympathy, generally speaking, for parents whose kids are growing up in a vastly different world than they did. Big part of this is that younger people have been able to….

This man does some very confusing photoshops.

The "Avatar" movies would work better if they had more iconic lines. For example, when Jake Sully first shows up as Toruk Mahto, why not have Parker Selfridge say "They fly now?". Then Miles Quaritch could respond "They fly now.".

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.

I think more than anyone else in the administration, I despise this spoiled little sociopathic crank.

Mike, I found the whole video, please fact check me: 1. Duffy’s form is way better than RFK jr.’s? 2. Rfk jr doesn’t actually complete a single pull up? 3. Why are these morons always doing pull ups in public? @pogtastic.bsky.social youtu.be/aUhsKKGF1VI?...

Also, because he’s good at his job, and he acted his ass off in There Will Be Blood.

barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day

Was thinking about this listening to the S Ct oral args today. People like Alito get it and want it, but people like Roberts are in such denial, and they are marching us straight to the brink because of their bubble.

lol I’m not listening to this in real time but if this is even close to the exchange going on, Alito really has dropped all pretense at having his judicial decision-making guided by any logical and neutral reasoning whatsoever.

When I was little, I was such a dork that what led me to stop believing in Santa was those "feed the children" commercials. I was like "why is this fat bastard and his magical distribution system feeding the world rather than getting us even more toys

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This was a joke, idiots. I see re releases all the time. It was poking fun at the industry recycling shit all the time now and not taking risks.

Just singing the golden girls theme to my dog. What’s up with you.

Magic band for upcoming Disney trip procured. @docrevan.bsky.social

All of these monsters deserve each other and that’s the only solace I ever get thinking about it, how miserable and resentful they all make each other.

These people are maniacs.

Hollywood: “hey you liked this thing from 20 years ago, how would you like to see that same thing again?” Me: “you mean like a sequel?” Hollywood: “no, like the same thing.” Me: “oh. Like a reboot I guess?” Hollywood: “no. The exact same thing. [sobbing] Please give us your money.”

The Vance stuff here really encapsulates the modern maga republican. What do they want? What would make them happy? What could a democrat earnestly say or do to win their vote? They can’t say because there is no answer based in policy or politics.

On a less gloomy note, we got to spend nearly 2 decades with him, which is a gift most people can’t say they’ll ever get

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Ken is so smart that he can just kind of free associate and still post bangers.

It’s social media guys.

Well at least the global-surveillance warmachine guy doesn’t present as thin-skinned or threatening in the least.

“bloo a bloo bloo a bloo” has to be a bit, right

Lizza and Nuzzi are wanna-be reality television stars. The current moment makes a lot more sense when you realize that reality tv and influencer culture have taken over large swaths of public life, including journalism, and degraded it beyond recognition.

There’s so much here but I think what annoyed me most is her crying in response to an obvious line of gentle questioning that she must have been prepared to discuss. Reality TV was a gigantic mistake.

“American Canto” is such an embarrassing title for her book.

This tool (Tarantino) talking shit about Dano almost single-handedly ruined one of his own films by casting himself in a 5-minute part as a racist Australian slaver because he really gets off on saying the n word on screen. He has negative charisma, Jamie f’ing Foxx could barely save it from him.

Jfc what an asshole Tarantino is.

Not the OP’s point but, it is not a winning electoral strategy to talk to your voters like they are morons and Hillary has always had a problem with this.

Just learned there’s an actor named Aaron Poole who looks exactly like Aaron Paul. I assume everyone else already knew this years ago, but even so, I think I deserve a little time to adjust.

Of all the things destructive to the constitutional order of the United States, one of the worst is wealthy sociopaths feeling entitled to be free of criticism, and the willingness of sleazy lawyers to take their money to enforce that feeling of entitlement.

I know nothing about the falklands and if any of you try to tell me anything you think you know about it im shoving you in a locker.

If you want an example of what the OP is talking about, check out this blog post. It was written the day the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage. It's called "Persecution Day." creativeminorityreport.com/blog/2015/06...

Mr. Tumnus needs to cover those nips. I don’t care if his bottom half is a goat, it’s creepy to stand next to young kids and gawk at them while you have your hairy nipples out. Put on a T-shirt.

Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.

In the movie Elf, Buddy excitedly goes into the diner to congratulate them on brewing the world’s best coffee, but later his dad gives him coffee and he acts as if he’s never had it before.

“Your wife is PERFECT, you monster. Get her the PERFECT gift.” “Stuff for your husband, or whoever, fuck him.” @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Fani Willis is an excellent illustration of the concept that MOST Americans are super-deferential to prosecutors to the point of ignoring their bad behavior, so long as the prosecutors are going after someone the Americans in question don’t like.

Just me and the boys on turkey day, hangin out, doing some *epic vulgar roasts*