The new shoes are in, so these are going to their reward. Behold, 3 months of normal wear and tear by a 6 year old girl. I wonder if La Sportiva does manufacturer's warranty returns

Having driven back and forth to Roseburg for a year - deep breaths, fellas. The burning means it's working!

The child has discovered the Woods board. My poor fingers

The dogs are begging for smoked salmon. Reader, they are not nearly good enough dogs to deserve smoked salmon

The child is wearing through a pair of climbing shoes every three months granted, I'm buying the cheapo shoes (used!) from the local REI ReSupply but seriously these shoes are crap

Of all the rancid advertising that I have to watch, by far the worst is the extremely emotional and personal appeal to sell something incredibly cynical "You've stuck with Messi through thick and thin, now buy his credit card"

It is extremely funny that these orgs have definitively proven that the caricature of "evil lefty professor unjustifiably fails brilliant conservative student standing up for his beliefs" isn't just rare, it's nonexistent Otherwise these people would have exposed it! They're trying extremely hard!

Thanksgivingbros we can't stop taking Ws, literally all of my prepwork is done and it's not even 9:00

DraftKings and FanDuel now offer prop bets on how many times I will swear while making this pie crust

Trying to make my daughter do swimming lessons without inflicting lifelong trauma upon her Reader, this sucks

dawg cutting bread into cubes for stuffing sucks

Not a fan of J. Kenji López-Alt's suggestion to put a tiny amount of cinnamon in the cranberry sauce. I think the issue is that comfort food depends a lot on what you grew up with, and any deviation from that is "HEY, this isn't what I like!!"

As a slight variation, discovering that my Dutch oven lids fit my skillets made me literally clap my hands Some party pooper might opine "Of course they're built with that intention!" ...but it's not advertised, and I never thought about it

As much as I despise the Bills and hope that Josh Allen keeps getting sacked over and over again, I like watching Matt Prater kick field goals. Guy's been in the league forever and he's still got it

Ugh! Rotator Cuff Man's only weakness!

Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast

Kiddo currently looks like a hockey player, she's lost like 5 teeth and none of the adult teeth have grown in yet

Since posting this I have walked into the bedroom multiple times and found him happily snoozing on my pillow. He is not, in fact, too old to jump on the bed. He is just lazy and pretends to be a sad crippled old animal so that I will pick up his 90-pound ass and put him on the bed

How come I don't get this gold standard of compassionate medical advice?? I'm married to her!

Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast

I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing so hard

Kiddo found out that we can read to a therapy dog at the library and asked if we could do that. I made the appointment because, well, I'm not a jerk. But I'd like to know why our two perfectly good dogs aren't enough, considering that they always lie down in her room for bedtime stories

The IHOP kids' menu has taught my daughter how to make the Cool S and I am considering my legal options

Dudley is now too old to jump up on the bed to snuggle with my wife :( Going to have to build his arthritic ass a ramp or something

As someone who did his entire term at MCAS Yuma, please continue to inject this shit directly into my veins. Thank you.

Turbinado cane sugar sucks ass and doesn't actually dissolve very well in coffee

Jambalaya 1 bell pepper 2 ribs celery 1 onion Garlic Canned or fresh tomato Oregano Paprika Garlic and onion powder Salt Pepper 3/4 cup rice 1 quart chicken broth Splash of Worcestershire and/or soy sauce Andouille sausage, shrimp, chicken, tofu, or even just plain beans

My really cringe high school politics phase was "libertarian who earnestly believed that people would prefer making money to being racist" followed by real life repeatedly demonstrating that people actually LOVE sacrificing money in order to be racist

I really need to start getting flu shots The dogs are happy though, they've had a stinky feverish human snuggling with them for 24+ hours (and counting!) who is too feeble to kick them off the bed for being buttheads

> 15 yard punt ????

Get this Fanduel shit off of my football broadcast

Of all the celebrity deaths, Daniel Naroditsky is probably the one that's affected me the most. This absolutely sucks. I'm really going to miss him

me filling out the ballot on my local county's property tax levy questions

I told him to get the F out of the kitchen and now he's pouting

Defensive touchdowns will never stop being funny

Rave: I've lost enough weight that I had to dig my old pairs of jeans out of the bottom of the drawer Rant: They smell intensely like cedar, in a bad way, even after going through the wash

A great exercise on this is to go look up the municipal budget of some rinky-dink city in your state. Having the cash flow of a billionaire would not quite be enough to cover the budget of Roseburg, Oregon (population 24,000, annual budget $113 million).

Maaaaan my local climbing gym is going out of business and the next nearest one is like a 20 minute drive away

I still can't figure out what pass interference is

I let my daughter crack the eggs when making the pancakes. I didn't realize she dropped HALF OF AN EGGSHELL into the mix Mmmm crunchy pancakes

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

Can some #OCaml folks tell me how they implement or emulate an interface? Suppose that I have a bunch of different records, and all of them contain a function `show` that uses an internal type and returns a string. Is there any way to put a bunch of these records into the same data structure?

The dogs are terrified of the neighbors' Halloween decorations

Pie bros we are so back

APPLE PICKING YAY APPLES

Now that we have the ability to save threads, can somebody link the gigantic thread of "Introduction to Political Theory Through Memes" from a few months ago?

The archetype of "guy who looks good in uniform and can do 20 pull-ups but couldn't lead a fire team" was so common when I was in that Terminal Lance did a running gag on "Chongo," the Marine Corps' ideal NCO. You do not want to serve under Chongo. I have. It sucked.

I bought an extremely cheap salami and a baguette at the supermarket instead of giving in to Big Cafeteria, and I think I exceeded my daily salt requirement in less than three minutes

He wants a walk

This has been an utterly putrid game from the Pats and I absolutely do not know how to react to them still being in it (and even in a position to win)