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Look at the pain and suffering this woman is enduring. All because of that terrorist in the Kremlin and his enablers around the world.

The weekly cartoon economist.com/the-world-th... from The Economist

It used to be that the United States would use Voice of America and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty to transmit truth across the borders of repressive regimes. Now the work of American reporters, having been censored, is being smuggled across the border to reach Americans.

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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

NEW: The most symbolic thing ever just happened in Guaíba, Brazil.

he’s going to bring up that Reiner was not a fan of his

A ‘Nativity art’ installation depicting ICE goons sparked a heated reaction when a man stormed onto the property of a Charlotte church while CNN was filming. The man tore down parts of the installation.

SCOOP I spoke to the leader of a doxing-for-hire group who showed me how it took just minutes for them to get sensitive personal data from Big Tech companies—with virtually no pushback www.wired.com/story/doxers...

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

lmfao, FIFA Peace Prize

Additional footage of the pepper spray incident involving Congresswoman Grijalva. At the end of the clip you see what looks like an HSI agent fire what appears to be a pepper ball at her feet. x.com/Rep_Grijalva...

Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE

Psycho Killer

🧵 1/ Preferential Treatment of Trump Allies: WSJ reports Trump pardoned Hernández—convicted of helping traffic 400 tons of cocaine—after lobbying from Roger Stone, Matt Gaetz, and Mar-a-Lago allies. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

The Pentagon Inspector General found Pete Hegseth endangered our servicemembers’ lives. He needs to go, stat.

A new video captures masked ICE agents in unmarked vehicles swarming the mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew before hauling her away. There’s no way this was random.

You don’t fight drug trafficking by freeing the man who flooded our streets with cocaine. This pardon is an insult to law enforcement and a gift to the cartels.

Trump murders people he accuses of being drug traffickers, even if they don't receive a trial by jury. But one who did get a trial by jury, and was found guilty of flooding the United States with cocaine, Donald Trump claims was the victim of a witch hunt, and pardoned him.

Boat strike fallout.

"These people are garbage." —Donald Trump, while being garbage. “They took billions of dollars.” —Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars. "They accomplish nothing." —Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing. "All they do is complain." —Donald Trump, while complaining. #Projection

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

BREAKING: In its best scene yet, South Park just humiliated Pete Hegseth. This is amazing.

Pete Hegseth South Park song

South Park destroys Pete Hegseth.

Our Secretary of War [Crimes] won’t be invited to watch the movie Nuremberg at the White House theater because our criminal President bulldozed it the way he’s bulldozed any shred of morality or ethics left in our national leadership. In the meantime: Disobey Unlawful Orders. Always.

Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.

"Pinche culero" is a strong and offensive Spanish-language insult, primarily used in Mexico. It translates roughly to "fucking asshole" or "ignorant asshole".

trump: “no see we HAVE to blow up those boats in the caribbean, they could be carrying drugs!” also trump:

Polish cartoonist Andrzej Rysuje nails it.

Russia is a terrorist state. Shame on every world leader who takes its side.

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Arizona's going to kick Hegseth's ass. After they pull him out of Trump's ass.

This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey. This isn’t controversial. A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

What would happen if all the reporters started calling her "Piggy?" Would she congratulate them on their openness and honesty?

It is particularly galling that Trump is calling for the execution of people who actually served honorably in the military, while he took a bone spur exemption and famously boasted that his Vietnam was dodging syphilis in 70s New York. Just a historically loathsome figure by any measure.

Steve Witkoff’s “peace deal” looks like a Russian wish list, and Ukraine is not biting

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend. Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.