How the fuck am I sitting here alternately crying/laughing at a piece about Guy Fieri? Great read.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

Good. Now convince your fellow Democratic members of the Senate to stop voting with the Republicans. You can't rely on the American people as the last line of defense if Senate Dems fail. Let the government shut down. Don't let us die just because the Democrats sided with the Republicans. Again.

They say everyone should have guns. And that it’s our right to have them. And scream and fight for the right to carry them. Then the moment they shoot you as you lie unarmed on the ground with five men in your back, they say it’s because you carried a gun.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.

“Leave Greenland alone!” Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)

if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

A haunting, urgent piece about a woman who counts the number of women murdered by men in the US and how profound an exercise it is.

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything

I feel like I’m in active psychosis watching the nationwide mournful displays unfold. Flags at half-staff for a fuckin’ professional shit-stirrer. We gonna bury Andrew Dice Clay in Arlington too? Give Joe Rogan the Presidential Medal of Freedom? The fuck are we doing?

someone just shared this on Twitter. so good

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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first fuck a loss keep going

The ‘Gulf of America’ Is an Admission of Defeat - The Atlantic

I stumbled across a former cosplayer who explained she stopped in high school because "because a boy told me I was weird." There might be no statement that so perfectly encapsulates the detestable, insidious nature of patriarchy more than "I stopped because a boy told me." I lament everything.

8-ish years ago I got strangers to pay off $300k in “lunch debt” so kids who were being punished for owing money could do things like eat, go to prom, and, walk at their own graduation. In the 20 years I’ve engaged in social media, I have never received more hate for anything else I’ve said or done.

Witnessed some appalling behavior at a white elephant gift exchange and feel like everyone needs a refresh on the unwritten rules of the game. Of course the fun of the thing is stealing and crating party drama. UNLESS your mark is a child, a senior, or doesn’t grasp the nature of the game.