Having to stay in the hotel room for a few minutes longer than expected because someone made you cry happy tears in some way that'd be fucking incomprehensible to 99.9% of humanity,

Look, "International Fuck A Dragon Day" sounds *much* too specific, but: 💖 Just don't be surprised if one of us gets eaten afterward. No promises on which of us it'll be, but—

"We should all take turn on the cuck chair" -[REDACTED], FurEh 2026

ive been thinking about Ty's oft-forgotten dragon form again. so what's to stop a model from becoming a ravenous multistory tall beast? as long as they're still pretty doing it, it's fine by @bootfromtv.bsky.social from... A While Ago

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

For clarity, my recent trajectory of Getting Worse™ isn't, like, unpersoning-coded. No matter how intense some of my stuff might sometimes seem, I have no interest in giving up the person that I am or *truly* letting my agency be eroded, even on a pure "haha Funny™" level. Just to be clear!!

Asking these sorts of questions about one real person's situation, based solely on existing law and the *admissible* evidence, but in a way that affects countless other people after the fact, is one of the main ways The Common Law™ develops. Definitely a system geared toward producing good policy.

Well. I've *outgrown* outgrown my favourite pair of jeans. x/////x;;

Update: this didn't pan out. Implications have been made by said "someone else" about Handling™ me (but in a much nicer, fluffier way) in multiple group chats. I am entirely in the dark about what's been planned for me. They Are Doing (extremely mild) (and consensual) MKULTRA Shit On A Puppy,

you can bypass bluesky's age gate with a ublock origin filter, among other methods detailed here

If you're in Edmonton for some reason and also looking for me tonight:

If you see a bus route numbered "747", that should just be a metro or regional rail line, probably. 🤷

I rented a car recently. When I returned it, it had a scratch on one of the doors. The scratch was so small and shallow that I didn't even see it until the owner pointed it out. Now I'm being billed for close to $2k to repair it. Anything helps. ko-fi.com/blackrosette...

Not only are we gutting the welfare state, the environment and higher education, but we're also handing billions over to the country that poses the greatest meaningful threat to our sovereignty.

*hacker voice* I’m in

I fucking found it, I’ve been searching for this picture since I first saw it like 2 years ago, the bizarre VIA mixed train with TOFC, the big CN f units, the guy with the coolest UTU shirt and the Americanized Pacer.

rock and roll photos

I urgently need to read RESCUE HOUND before *someone else* ends up in a position to outmanoeuvre me re.: Handler/hound-flavoured flirting, lmao.

Dom(me) who requires all of their subs to use different lens mounts,

Turns out it's a "no" on this theory, and: heckheckheckheck That was *so cute* what the heck,,,,,,

Vancouver folks, there is a public hearing coming up regarding the data centre being proposed at the Hootsuite building, 111 E 5th Ave. Comments are being accepted, and also the opportunity to speak against it. www.shapeyourcity.ca/111-e-5

I. I,,,, Did my friend fucking pull me into a hug and start ruffling my hair while I was in the moshpit because I suck that much at moshing. hgksjfkdhfkdh

just you wait: one day it will beccome public knowledge that Chris Pratt is in fact a dog who is being fed oatmeal by his handlers

It's my birthday and I GET to be a Concorde supersonic airliner with Rolls-Royce/Snecma Olympus 593 turbojets and variable engine intake ramps

Dom(me) who requires all of their subs to use different lens mounts,

the fact that "inflates you making you big and round" is only five years old feels wrong. it's so load-bearing it feels like it should have been posted in 2011 rather than 2021

Something awesome is happening at #FurEh on Saturday night!

Perhaps counterintuitively, most lawyers are actually chaotic or neutral.

It's kinda funny how my parents are pretty good about every physical thing I'm doing re.: gender, be it hormones or makeup or laser or what not, but it's seemingly still not clicking for them that my *gender*, and the social *everything* surrounding it, isn't what they thought it was.

I have launched a running list of the groups, politicians, and individuals who are campaigning or taken positions in the Alberta separation referendum debate. I will be updating this page as I receive new names, so please click on the link and bookmark it to keep up to date.

Imagine sleeping for more than 5½ hours. I'm not sure that's a real thing, but just imagine it. 😔

A 186 AQI in Toronto is normal. The smoke stinging your eyes & making you wheeze 2000km from wildfires is normal. It's always been this way. Every summer since you were a child was like this. As you were. Let's get those pipelines up and running @mark-carney.bsky.social & @juliedabrusin.bsky.social

People do not buy ebikes because they are happy to spend thousands more than they would on a regular bike. People buy ebikes because they save thousands compared to the car journeys they replace. That is the key distinction that many policy makers the general public miss or don’t understand.

I love the heather in the Highlands <3 Wonderful piece done by @unapanthera.bsky.social ! So so pleased with this!

Valleygirl kaiju with a puppygirl mech pilot tucked in her bag meets another kaiju walking like 4 urbanmechs on leashes (or being dragged around, metal screeching and sparks flying). Casual Thursday

i was also looking at these

i'm reticent to make a $100 gamble on the back of film scans coming back decent, but. y'all gotta have lens opinions on this website, right? for option b i'm hoping "surface sticky" is that rubber ring and i can take it off with IPA like i did my old flight stick

The Room alternate everything fic that more thoroughly explores Johnny not having a great time in finance and Lisa being a Silicon Valley tech worker right between the dot-com crash and the 2008 recession in the form of them working together to create: subprime mortgages… …2.0!

Among my partner's nicknames for me is: Sinkdog. Why? Well, 🌀🦊🦌🌀, of course.

Another nickname they've given me: Lesbians Georg,

"My jorts are already at their fucking limit, Goddess." — something I just wrote in a real group chat.

The Room alternate everything fic that more thoroughly explores Johnny not having a great time in finance and Lisa being a Silicon Valley tech worker right between the dot-com crash and the 2008 recession in the form of them working together to create: subprime mortgages… …2.0!

Among my partner's nicknames for me is: Sinkdog. Why? Well, 🌀🦊🦌🌀, of course.

dvorak keysmashes read like speaking in tongues. very vowely compared to the relatively fricative/stoppy qwerty keysmash. like this -> aotenuhatnoeuhnt

While JK Rowling and Amnesty are being mentioned in the same breath it's worth remembering why she lost her job there.