"Listen here Mac Baby, you played a good defense game and you got him all worn out, time to unleash all you got on him. Even if he blocks he can't take anymore, hit him fast and hard, ain't no way you can lose this Mac."

ITS TGEM

i had a vision

deploying quaver as my first ever post on here #unbeatable

Ingrid

I'm on team N64

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the Trails games are great because when you're playing trails in the sky 1 or 2 you're constantly laughing at everyone cryptically saying shit like "even HE'S getting involved now" and then by the time you're five games deep YOU'RE the one going "HE'S getting involved?!" when some fucker shows up

CHARACTER IN SKY FC: I can't believe even Campanella the Fool is here... ME: who??? [five games pass] ME: oh fuck that's Campanella the Fool ENTIRE NEW CAST OF THIS GAME: who??

charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"

Our English patch for Kowloon's Gate, the surrealist Asian-gothic cyberpunk PS1 adventure game arrives June 9th.

The LEGO Batman game misprounces Carmine Falcone's name and I think it's on purpose to drive me insane

I don't want to weigh in on drama between people I've never heard of, but I would never publicly admit to having been dumped after my partner had a night of passion with a guy named GameBoyLuke. Save yourself the embarrassment by living less publicly.

She Cheated With A Dril Character

Oh fujiko they could never make me hate you #lupiniii

nintendo catches me calling them "joy-cons" instead of "the joy-con 2 controllers" and sends mario to my house to bash my head in with a crowbar

wildest rune factory line ever

Really love that Chuck Jones was so upset with the premise of Space Jam that it briefly turned him into a powerscaler

other game battle pass reward: hat guilty gear battle pass reward: see bridget flirt

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the one time so far where this wasn't the case was "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2" where characters literally talk about the cut stuff in the game, but it doesn't go anywhere without mods to restore it.

Friday at last…

McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.

When you play KH2 and don’t level drive forms

PS5 gets yet another remaster 🙄

Dark Souls II is actually one of the best ones because it's just gets straight to the weird part

Akuma players when I take away their air fireball and they have to use a second button

Once again, I have never watched The Boys, but am a big fan of Homelander GIFs. I cant evaluate the finale as a work of art, only by the Homelander GIF it gave us. As such, it may be the greatest tv finale of all time, I'll be using this gif while slander & agenda posting for years to come, thanks.

how to fix the star wars prequels: 1) avoid saying what Anakin Skywalker's name is and only refer to him by title even if it's completely ridiculous and comical until the third movie when he looks into the camera and says it for no reason 2) r2d2 yaoi

this place is like tumblr for people who work stay at home jobs

I think its because it sucks now

Rise of skywalker the funniest movie of all time. Finn spends the whole movie trying to make a confession of love, then the director said he wanted to tell her he has super powers. The hero and villain kiss at the end and then the company issued a statement that it was platonic

everyone's always like "I want a hyper-focused autistic yapper girlfriend to always be around and rizz me up and tell me her special interests and over-explain things to me" and then goes "ugh the fairy sidekick in this new game talks too much!"

魔理沙ちゃん

If you're a "fan" of something the greatest thing you could ever do for its creators is learn to shut the fuck up and not bother them.

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laura precure for mermay

this shit makes me smile every time i see it i know he was mad as fuck while writing this

Crazy Taxi social media accounts seem to be teasing the new upcoming game reveal soon

mailing Electronic Gaming Monthly a beautifully illustrated envelope of Grogu being perforated by Earthworm Jim’s laser blaster hoping they’ll feature it next to all the envelopes of Ryu and Scorpion beating up Barney

People on here will post anything. "Hathaway had hoes." Yes he did. This is true. But he was bad at them.

STOP THE FUCKIN MOVIE THIS GUY RIGHT HERE ONLY CAME FOR THE COOL ROBOT FIGHTS