I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING

“What if people just enjoyed things?” - @checkbox.bsky.social #twoted Hell yeah, sister.

Merry Christmas Adam from the Happy Potato!

119 blacked-out pages? Seriously?

I ate a Christmas Tree Cake for breakfast today, so I drew a quick little image because I wanted to. Then my friends decided it looked like a butt plug, so then I had to draw that too.

Lil buggers #hollowknight #silksong

if stepping in cat poop is the worst thing that happens to me today, then I'll take it.

ah - the simple pleasure of a freshly cleaned pair of glasses

“I have a favorite grape. That’s so silly.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted

That autistic relief when you finally clip and file the nails that have been too long for 3 days.

Going On Your Phone is probably the worst thing you can do to yourself and everyone does it maybe one million times a day

I'm Amanda (OnionBug), the creator of the Magic the Gathering format "Clover". I'm really excited about the format and I would love your help spreading the word! @clovermtg.bsky.social discord.gg/tzt45yZV9 Clover is created and maintained by trans women! Re-posts are so appreciated! 🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍🍀🤍

Nice try, Fae. You’re not gonna get me.

You know why I like working from home when @munocard.bsky.social is also working from home?

My partner, @munocard.bsky.social (who hasn’t changed her phone background in over a year) just made something I drew her background. 🥰 I feel so loved.

Call your local TERF a TERF today!

If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.

straight T4T cover of Skater Boi by Avril Lavigne would be like she *was* a boy he *was* a girl can i make it any more obvious?

For the beta version of Magic Dungeons (our game about finding a use for draft chaft and TCG cards you do not have an use for), I need to make non-copyright proxies of mtg cards for teaching how to make game tools. These are the things I am attempting currently

Great, international relaxation day is in two days and I am not ready at ALL

Sometimes I miss Florida, and sometimes I'm terrified of Florida.

Time to add Krispy Kreme to the shit-list.

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

The three genders

Me: Do you know what’s really hard about being bisexual? @munocard.bsky.social: Knowing where to put your stickers? Me: 100% Relatedly: I finally chose a place for this sticker after hemming and hawing for probably a year.

"I wonder if orange juice and meth explains Florida as a thing." - @toffer.shitposting.blog #twoted

Sort of makes you feel like Trump raped kids, no?

Good girls take their meds and drink their water.

Carrot Top has red-orange hair, but the thing is that carrot tops are green. 🤔

“10 million fireflies is too many bugs. You’re getting them in your teeth at that point.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find their parents have disappeared." ~ Anne Frank's diary

“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺” Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….

“I promise you I’m not Haley Joel Osment OR JD Vance.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted

“You’re my chew toy sometimes.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted

Somebody remind me when I’m not so high that I really want to try biting into king size Kit Kat.

“You’re my forever person. We found each other…through the power of horny vampire kids.” - @munocard.bsky.social #twoted #truelove

This doesn’t do anything to prove that I’m not a hoarder 😬 , but I will say that I’m only a recent daily flosser, and I just found some dental floss under my sink that has a copyright date of 1988 on it 😆 It still smells like bubblegum!!

How many versions of the fantastic four movie are we going to get before they STOP

This is still very true. My local @tacobell.bsky.social does NOT have it in stock anymore even though it's still in pictures and on the menu. I miss it dearly. I cry myself to sleep most nights. BRING BACK THE ✨JALAPEÑO HONEY MUSTARD✨ I BEG OF YOU.

"Everyone [in the 90s] wanted to be Melissa Etheridge, but no one wanted to eat the amount of pussy required to be Melissa Etheridge." - @checkbox.bsky.social #twoted

Happy Juneteenth, to those who celebrate. Double Happy Juneteenth to those who don't. Good morning. 🙂

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

I love how certain colors in a certain combination can impact the way an image makes you feel emotionally.

please @tacobell.bsky.social bring back the jalapeno honey mustard sauce permanently, and strongly consider bottling it for sale to me. I need it. I need it so bad.

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JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

no one could have predicted that the guy who makes cars that randomly crash and explode into flames and rockets that randomly crash and explode into flames would also make a web site that randomly crashes and explodes into flames