Bob Dylan is Bob Dylan in Bob Dylan with original soundtrack by Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan, know which way the wind blows.

Submitted my first app. Just for TestFlight though. Still incredibly excited about it.

Xopher

Drinky Soup! The soupy drink that tastes like pizza!

Have any of you even listened to Fuck U Betta by Neon Hitch?

Jesus Christ I opened up the Theeads app (OpenVibe wasn’t posting to it) and the replies are all trash normie shit. Felt like Facebook.

Is it too early for a club sandwich? It’s just past 6 am.

Thoughts from using Claude Code for two days as a non-programmer - This is absolutely incredible - This doesn’t seem fair - We, as a world, need UBI ASAP. - The AI hype has been real all along and I was wrong

Bawling my eyes out while listening to Jens Lekman. Why did we never work out K? Is it because I wouldn’t share my vegan chili recipe? The secret ingredient was liquid smoke. Why was I too proud to tell you? 🎼But she’s gone forever and however hard that might feel at least it was real🎶

I once invented potato chips from first principles in under three hours.

Eating Olive Garden breadsticks at dawn coming up with ideas that would revolutionize the causal dining industry. They’re my ideas though. I won’t give them away. I am a secret genius.

A thin sandwich made out of a breadstick.

I just want to take a second to remind everyone that not all cabals are evil or satanic

Texting with two hands. Yes. We are on our way to be crabs.

Someone send me a laptop I can put NixOS on. Preferably a ThinkPad because I like their aesthetic. Thanks.

Drinky Soup brought to you by Professor and Proctor. Professor and Proctor: P&P, we probably own you.

What other sports can we make Americans care about by making a gay TV show about it?

I’m in the bedroom with Pop. I’m not doing well (I ate too many sandwiches), but if you need anything from me when you’re home or before just let me know.

Drinky soup is on the lips and in the stomach of our nation.

This post about Bluesky not being a good place for engagement farming is doing pretty good numbers on Bluesky.

Everyone seems to have Drinky Soup fever. The manufacturer suggests this is just a coincidence.

Drinky soup: 1 container vegetable broth 1 tomato paste (if you get the one with the garlic and basil it’ll taste like pizza) Salt Crushed red pepper Olive oil Dried mint There you go kids.

I’ve solved it Betty! Drinky soup. These kids nowadays have no third place. What do we expect them to stand outside in the cold? Well they can be outside and warm with drinky soup! I just saved America!

Today I’ve made drinky soup and cried because the way light fell on a sofa cushion.

Deleted Facebook, Threads, and instagram from my phone.

The current state of America has my mental health completely fucked.

America has fallen without fighting back.

Dionysus & Dionysios is a story that should be written by someone who isn’t me.

I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous.

What would have happened if someone shot that guy in Galveston trying to abduct two dudes for fun while impersonating ICE?

UniverseGPT I’d like to manifest a lightly-goth fashion-obsessed Mormon couple who do videos under something like PrayTogetherSlayTogether. The man suffers from SSA due to tight shirts. The women can’t breathe in her outfits. They’re on an anti-soaking kick right now.

I’ve had the same favorite Bach album for nearly 20 years. That can’t be right. album.link/us/i/742421774

I have every book light 86lux makes, I can steal your girl.

Oh no, Hicht got dumped by his AI girlfriend someone inform the local schools.

Don’t make me growl at you gorgeous this is my breakfast and I’m eating it all.

I can sleep through a ~75 lbs dog sitting on my head. I should never be allowed to live alone.

I hope Tracy Bennett is a Python script.

I’ve been sick for days now and the hero making this bearable is my Vornado PEBL.

Why aren’t you up before 4am listening to classical music and reading erotica from the ‘1940s?

I’m a failed industry plant.

Love ended. The bus kept going. The iPad is still just a big iPhone.

Long ago, someone had a bit in a story featured a drink called coffee-chocolate. I was 20-something and was like, “Do you mean a Bicerin?” Dudes. Mocha. It was just a mocha. Jesus.

“He’ll die in 2026.” We still have plenty of 2025 left for that.

Washer broke on Christmas Eve and then TV died on Christmas Day. Thankfully, sells are going on and the TV had a warranty. Washer will be here tomorrow and the tv the next day.

I heard Spencer was soaking with McKenna, but starring at Gideon jumping up and down in his garments the entire time.

What do you people fill your days with? I started waking up early and like, what should I be doing?

“I don’t need an egg, g. I need an effigy.” ― Me, while using a butane torch to melt the cheese on a breakfast taco

A phrase that I find pleasing the repeat is: I don’t need an egg, g. I need an effigy. It really fits many genres of musicality.

“All baddies have stomach issues!” ― me while grabbing my stomach at 4am