The Mariners can clinch the AL West without the Astros losing tonight. That said, seeing them down 0-4 vs the As at the bottom of the 6th is... satisfying.

I often thing about how Sia first blew up with the saddest song possible (Breathe Me) and then went onto make music about being invincible. I’m UNSTOPPABLE TODAYYYYY

JP CRAWFORD!

I just saw a video about solar energy where a guy nonchalantly says “wind is solar, because the sun heats the earth differentially, creating wind” and I’m like “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” Like I knew wind was due to difference in pressure. I’d just never connected how those pressures happen.

Is there a database of movies where the critic score is trash and the fan score is certified fresh? Sidenote: I need to rewatch Grandma's Boy. My memories of this movie feel fake. And there's a Racecar bed.

And the Storm win in a dramatic comeback! Man, #SeattleSports are electric

I don't know if I love this movie or if it was just on Comedy Central so often that I love it through exposure. This movie introduced me to Neil Diamond.

I’m on the bus and Cal Raleigh just hit HR 55. Do I announce it?

something I think about often: Sean Paul has a song featuring Beyonce. Like at some point, Sean Paul was big enough and Queen B wasn't yet Queen B. And Baby Boy by Sean Paul ft Beyonce freakin rocks

My tiktok feed is suddenly full of americans speaking spanish with incredibly strong american accents and it's absolutely delightful

My favorite bit - walking around Seattle, wishing everyone a good morning

There should be a “Where are they now?” series for all the Pimp My Ride cars

Just found out that Sean Paul performed at the Alaska State Fair last month. What an experience that must have been.

who be profen? ibuprofen

Bluesky is a Sports App

I’ve always thought I Write Sins Not Tragedies to be blatantly misogynistic. No?

Knowing fans of different teams makes college football even better. My old coworker’s husband is a big Georgia Tech fan, which makes this Clemson v Georgia Tech game so much more fun

I realized I'd only ever heard The Cranberries' hits, so I've treated myself to going through all of their albums. Unsurprisingly, they have a TON of lovely deep cuts.

If ever I meet my favorite podcast hosts I'm going to cut them off midsentence to ask if they could please speak at 2x the speed

What a hilariously specific stat

The season is young, but this is aging well

It's hilariously unfair that Victory Formation counts as negative yards in Fantasy Football for the QB.

The sports betting industry is evil and is seeping more and more into the sports themselves

It was the best of times/ It was the worst of times/ It was the commmmbination best of times and worst of times

Did some basic math. Micah Parson's enormous new Green Bay Packers contract of $186,000,000 is 0.4% of Elon Musk's net worth.

These lyrics are so bad in the best way

I feel like we forget how many bangers Hillary Duff had

G-Unit should have dropped more classes on how to Stunt. Stunt 201?

I pull up like Jimmy Neutron

College Football on the West Coast is the greatest television product in the world. East coast noon games start at 9am. West Coast games finish up a little after 11pm. 14 HOURS OF FOOTBAAAAAAAAALL

You can still kiss it up to god but now you gotta use a little tongue

Motion with out friction is fantasy, but it’s important to have ideals

lol go Ms

if Not Like Us is your <i>favorite</i> Kendrick song, there's something wrong with you. Rigamortis.

I’m happy for them, but why am I getting an email from the Seattle Times about Travis and Taylor? I don’t see the connection to Seattle.

I wish there were a horns down equivalent for the buckeyes

Perfectionism is funny cuz it convinces me I’ll never write a good melody again and therefore what I do with the one at hand must be perfect - in so, I never write another good melody because I remain stuck on the one set hand

You Oughta Know by Alanis Morisette and Good For U by Olivia Rodrigo are the same song. Respectfully.

Has bro ever watched power rangers? He Hasbro

When you see a good screen play, you have to say “good screen.”

i hardly know her barrel

This inspired me to look it up and watch it. Outrageously funny. You never know what's going to happen next.

I so appreciate the way @jasonkpargin.bsky.social thinks youtu.be/LRxGuJkiOYc?...

I think the ultimate reason I learned Ableton Live was to write and record a battle rap trash talking my fantasy league about how I won two years in a row. Everything happens for a reason.

I'm a very good songwriter when I have a hyperspecific prompt. Blank page syndrome is the death of me.

“How does the code organization compare against clean code best practices?”

I genuinely think Daniel Jones will be serviceable distributing the ball behind the best offensive line he's ever played with

As a fan of DBZ and an anti-fan of Ohio State, I hate this so much

Mario if he was English: my mother