why did everyone sleep on Spirited (2022) , it fucking rules

Christmas Charcuterie

ONLY YULE

This is exactly the type of sounds I want to hear at the dining table when you're invited to my Christmas dinner 😁 😹🤣 Lol 🥰 #cat #foodie #adorable #happiness

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

If there is a God/heaven, one of the first questions I'd have is why mosquitos, why decaf coffee, and why ant eaters and platypuses. But ant eaters do look like they'd be soft to pet.

food for thought? no... you're terribly mistaken. food for eat

I shouldn't have gotten invested in Gozyuger, I have doomed Fire Candle with my love

The cold suits me.. woof 🐕 #dog #snow

couldn't remember the word insulation, so I said the fluffy stuff that makes the hot not

I don't recommend insomnia

oh my goooooood the things this is doing to me 😵‍💫

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

if the mta sold F/M swap merch they'd be funded for the next decade

STRAY KIDS Changbin #창빈

y'know, I think my watch can't tell when I'm 'asleep', or my body is giving sleep even when I am consciously aware that I'm NOT SLEEPING every one of the movement spikes I'm likely fully aware that I'm moving into a different position, on purpose ughhh please my robot body when

JACOB JACOB JACOB

there is little as crushing as falling desperately in love with the world building in a stand-alone novella. please sir I want some more

"if it was really important, they'd leave a voicemail." "if it was really important, they'd text." if it was really important, they'd barge in at 2am, soaked from the rain, out of breath with an arrow in their back going "I... didn't know where else to go" before collapsing on my floor.

251211 | Exclusive photo of Changbin behind the scenes of SKZCode eps. 87 - 88 | Stay Only #changbin #straykids

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫ ♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫

i liked FNAF2 but I'm a slut for practical effects and the Jim Henson studio fucking killed it yet again

I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!

This is slander towards the good names of Farkus Bulkmeier and Eugene Skullovich

me: oh nathan has an instagram story up, let's see what he has to say about his hall of fame induction nathan:

With the announcement of Nathan Chen's induction into USFS' Hall of Fame, I go back to this post that I wrote about his victory in Beijing and what the road that took him there: bit.ly/48ibKHK

blargh I hate having to shower

Someone famous once said.. "Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like a cat. If you put a cat into a cup, it becomes the cup. If you put it in a bowl, it becomes the bowl." 😸😹😽🥰😂 #cats #fluid #shapeless

I honestly don't think Toei could have handled this situation worse lmao and like (blasphemy incoming) I didn't particularly like donbros so I'm utterly ambivalent on all sides

While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect

I hate when I wake up in a comfortable position that I can't figure out how to replicate when it's time to sleep again

Tired: Making a plate of Thanksgiving leftovers and covering it with foil. Wired: Stuffing Thanksgiving leftovers into a Power Rangers snack container and juice box cooler from 1994

imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

Just a holiday reminder! 😂

My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.

Pete Hegseth bullying Mark Kelly?

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.

Every allistic review of the Murderbot Diaries: A stunningly human portrayal of robot interiority! Every autistic reading the Murderbot Diaries: This robot is autistic.

this is how you lose the dish war