This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)

Muppet Babies!

This is Hippo. He's visiting Scotland for the first time. Had no idea they made squeaky toys for humans too. 14/10 (TT: kelseydarragh)

what have i done

Day #225: Masked Rider (1996)

Talking to a woman who is taller than me

do you think the count from sesame street is ever like "ah ah ah my arch nemesis, dyscalcula"

The real green menace.

happy 13th anniversary to all who observe

video chat pen pals. check out greg and alex's "taskmaster" interview with jesse david fox on vulture!

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

250722 | Changbin at 'DominATE' World Tour - Madrid - Spain cr.: @TT_3racha (on X) #changbin #straykids

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Lou Wilson!

if you see this, do it! • pronouns: they/them (or 'one' as in 'this one'.) • height: 5'4"ish • zodiac: 🦀♋️ • smoke: not as much as I used to • tattoos: 6! I'd have more if I wasn't poor • piercings: lobes plus two liprings (same side) • fav color: dark purples • fav drink: sweet tea

This Beagle’s dramatic 'play dead' on command is the funniest thing I’ve seen today

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sobek!

Oh no Dungeon Crawler Carl is incredible so far

I'm very close to 800 koroks in totk but I'm not sure I'll be able to track down all 1000

My procrastination has gifted this to me.

I get my news from a reliable source.

I get my news from a reliable source.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...

@samreich.bsky.social new D20 season when

Kaori Sakamoto's delayed reaction to her placement in the women's standings standings is incredible and a joy

If you have or have had a Rottweiler…my heart dogs.

Defund the CIA and use the money to make more Muppet retellings of classic literature

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

God if only there was some kind of organisation, an agency even, dedicated to ensuring compliance with anti doping rules....

It is one person doing both hands (originally Frank Oz) and one person (originally Jim) doing the head and voice. That's part of why he's so chaotic, Jim couldn't anticipate what Frank was about to do with the hands at any given time.

I Need This

What I wouldn't give for a game saver newly-web game. The Oldly-Web Game. Featuring some of my other favorite internet couples (Arin & Suzy, Shane & Sara, Shayne & Courtney).

When he finally croaks — after the celebrations wind down — they should dig him up and keep impeaching him like the Cadaver Synod

me if you even care

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

Sorry, I couldn't hear you! I was listening to my Pizza Hut AM radio with pan pizza headphones from Radio Shack

This is Coral. She let cuteness aggression get the best of her. Her brother Crow figures he'll take that as a compliment. 13/10 for both (IG: crow_waya)

This is Boomer. He walked right past his dad to say hi to mom, but quickly remembered his manners. 13/10 (FB: boomerthefloof)

Big, if true

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

the little henchmen in tim burton movies be like

lord have mercy

forgive the quality on this one. the sound design for necrom fucks nasty

Where tf is he going with that rack

If you’re looking for a reason to smile today, I’ve got you! ✨ Let’s forget how heavy the world feels for a minute and just appreciate the simple things. Wishing you all a peaceful & bright day! #Dog #DogsOfBluesky #DogsMakeLifeBetter #FYP

Treating myself to watching every Game Chamger that features Jacob

YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM