This is what life is all about, to me

An evil man named Spam Risk won't stop calling me

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heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

This is Teo. He is conducting a very thorough sniff inspection. Not saying that giving him a treat will help you pass, but it wouldn’t hurt either. 12/10 (IG: itagure_teo_kobe)

I got Hades II today but wow I'm not very good at it

“Could you fucking NOT?!”

the humble fuel rod

Hold on let me get my Emergency Gosling Stairs out of my car 😂 ♥️ TT: potterhuahua - Vancouver, BC🇨🇦

Eleanor Shellstrop

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

Fighter: "We just went through hell and back. My armor is virtually ruined. Why is your robe still in one piece?" Wizard: "Cantrip." #DnD #Pathfinder

Oh no

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

#MuppetationalMay 5. The Green And The Wearin' Of The Neck A'tie

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Biggs Darklighter!

May the 4th be with you 🌌

happy may the 4th to all who celebrate

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Lisa Gilroy!

Finally reading up on 5th Edition VtM to better appreciate CCoD, and... This is the most devastating thing I've come across so far

Someone get the Smartypants Society on the horn

hey remember when felix said bang chan is perfect and when changbin said no one’s perfect felix told him no, chan tries so hard and that’s what makes him perfect to me. haha. lol even

Tonight's Make Same Noise was an all timer

Best movie's on tonight

Feel like I'm going to explode from who cares

Inflation

Yeah

I wish I had good horny ideas but all I can think about is how codependent chris is, how repressed he probably is. How unnecessary he sees himself sexually so he's voluntarily celibate so as not to inconvenience the members with *his* desires but he's also so fucking pent up that he can't think

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Walton Goggins!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star John Waters!

Just hear me out

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Tony Tony Chopper!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ditto!

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Trump’s going up against THIS guy:

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

That is a nice door you have there, would be a shame if somebody nailed something to it...

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Poorly Drawn Lines Bird!

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

lol