Desert Eagle II: Let’s Get Wet

He might as well be talking about Glonzo

The American global order is falling down around us because Donald Trump took Dale Carnegie literally instead of seriously

The airship is the true and proper way for human beings to voyage through the skies.

This should be the broad left-liberal consensus on automating agriculture.

Celebrities my students in a large public university have not heard of (an incomplete list): Eddie Murphy Kurt Cobain Johnny Cash Tupac Shakur

1.5 years on this site and I’m only now seeing the good content

“Does The Chatbot Affirming My Delusions Experience Qualia?” And other varieties of uniquely 21st century bullshit

So I’ve never actually watched this guy and I did not know his vibe was Biggest Dork in Middle School. Why hasn’t someone stuffed him in a locker and why isn’t that locker inside a federal supermax prison?

One was a World War II vet who ran an automotive repair shop in rural California, the other was a bar owner and bookie in Fishtown Philadelphia

Noman! Noman is attacking me!

“Make it of it what you will. As for me? I’m using all this new free time to jack it more often. Later, luddites.”

every journalist in America who is Like This should have to cover middle school sports for the remainder of their careers

He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.

There have always been very good reason to despise the FBI but now there are no reasons not to.

Impossible to pick a true favorite but lately its been Marge saying "There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome." Whole scene conjures a sense of real dread that is so tightly embedded in the joke you don't realize how creepy it is.

I have One Weird Trick in mind

Any car that hasn't moved in the period between the last storm ending and the next storm beginning should immediately be towed, stripped of hazardous materials, and dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to become artificial reefs like they do with old subway cars.

This is also a total vindication of Karl Polanyi Thought.

If there were ever an event with a >0% chance of Trump stroking out on live tv this presser on the tariff ruling is it. I dare to dream.

Bob Dylan’s 115th Foot Content

This is so spot on

Evelyn Normielib has gone Jacobin

What a delightful insight

It’s a proud day for Brintley Gooch

Illegal seizure of ballot boxes crosses a line, past which any and every form of resistance is permissible.

Yes that famous symbol of Christian virtue, the goat.

New translation of the Necronimicon dropped

Weapons (2025)

2026 is the year of Grantmaxxing

Incredible that this human smegma is on the verge of political rehabilitation.

“Someone must have been telling lies about Chandler P., for without having done anything wrong he was designated as the leader of Antifa one fine morning.”

Bernie Sanders is in the Epstein Files (laudatory)

oh shit we got hennepin hannah

I don't want to do the whole "nowhere else in the world" shtick but the density of this kind of sublime cultural fusion in the US is really incredible. It is quite literally what makes the US the US.

Five classes from college: ~The American Civil War ~Politics and Literature ~Hesse, Kafka, and Mann ~The Soviet Secret Police ~Gender, War, and Genocide in the 20th C

By contrast, the Irish should be encouraged to Get Our Asses as often as possible

Traditionally in the theater of war the biggest risk is getting heckled in Hooters.

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

“And the installation is free-hee”

“We’re going to make them famous. We’re going to let their employers, their neighborhoods, their schools, sees what bravery looks like. What it means to be a patriot and a citizen. What it means to stand up to broken, weak men…wait what was I saying?”

While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities. Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.

These are the scandals I crave.

An ideal candidate for the next administration to apply the ole’ Henry Wirz Necktie Treatment

If Thomas Gage and the British army in 1775 Boston had Twitter this is what they’d sound like.

I love that this knob thinks an unprecedented military crackdown would be good for about 10 points

Daring to hope that “If Only The Tsar Knew” discourse is a sign of spreading cracks in some of MAGA’s loadbearing pillars

We need to do everything possible to cultivate the memory and the symbolism of what is happening right now