hey, fellow brits and europeans in this heat wave! If you're on any of these you're more sensitive to the heat. Make sure you drink water, stay in the shade, and avoid over-exertion.

I've lost 3 books. New. I was teasing myself with them, and now I've just finished a book I wanted to read them 😭

@sarahchicken.bsky.social Happy birthday!!! 🎊

Cut to me bitching about hot weather for the next few months 😁

Depressing day already. Another dumped fridge freezer by our bins, another cafe (the first one I went to when I moved here) closed, and the plants left in the lovely gift shop that closed LAST week are now dead in the window. AND IT'S TOO HOT.

Name a better engineer than a London beaver. We’ll wait. 🦫 These incredible creatures were reintroduced to the city and have already stepped up to stop flooding at a Tube station and restore local habitats. Nature is healing (and civil engineering).

Nigel Farage really is a one trick pony. His divisive and inflammatory comments about immigration is all he has. Is it any wonder he won’t want you to know that net migration has fallen by 82% since its peak under the conservatives. LETS MAKE SURE THE PUBLIC KNOW THE REAL FACTS

Man on train with very dry elbows. I can fix that.

Grown man on the platform in stupid shorts and a silly moustache.

Urgh, summer...

Ghost types

Not many people know his full name

🚨🚨 MORE INFO ON THIS SMART SWEET BEAUTIFUL GENTLE HUSKY IN NEED OF A HOME

All the burgers looked awful in sainsburys and I saw a man steal some mince. So that was nice.

End of the world, dear people.

Really hoping these don't cause tremendous wind.

Too shy to join, but still curious.

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

Excellent. Richard Tice spent all of the Sunday rounds deflecting questions and defending this pile of crusty wanksocks, only for him to be sacked a few hours later.

@watermemory.bsky.social Happy birthday?

And this is why I stopped socialising ESPECIALLY with work people.

If you loved Marcellus—or simply want to help prevent the suffering of these remarkably bright creatures—please contact your US senator and urge them to cosponsor the OCTOPUS Act: www.congressweb.com/AWI/528?fram...

Important data point here: “A sharp fall in Labour's performance is accompanied more often by an above average Green performance than it is by a strong Reform performance”. The Greens have already hurt Labour even before any direct gains.

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

Still rings true

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF HER HEART 😔

Eggy boys

I will ever NOT watch this if it appears on my timeline.

You stupid people. (not you guys obvs)

OK I get it now. I get all the headphones. A train is HIDEOUS without protection.

Putting earplugs in bag was the best thing I ever did.

Why why why so many kids today?

I particularly dislike people who laugh at people who don't know how to pronounce something (that particularly doesn't make sense).

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SAUSAGES, PLEASE HELP ME.

Unpopular opinion, the more the meat content in sausages, the less I like them. Waitrose basic saus were 65%pork and delicious. They've now put prices up and made them worse. All the posh ones with high pork content ARE TOO MEATY.

I hope the elephants didn’t hurt their feet.

🚨 Baltimore area friends:🚨 The good folks at BARCS need help as their shelter is overflowing with dogs. Consider fostering/adopting/donating: www.barcs.org/adopt-dogs

Britain should rejoin EU, says man who led Brexit department Philip Rycroft, who oversaw the Department for Exiting the European Union from 2017 to 2019, said none of Leave’s ‘heady promises’ had materialised www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Oh shit we're screwed in this election. This town is too white and old not to vote reform. Oh god.

Thing is, I post on AOT when I finish doing my things and it’s usually late because I stay up and I’m sure bits get missed by the daytime crowd because of my odd hours. So REPOST!

Anybody opening a bar anytime soon?

Yes, Pat, external events do influence inflation, but... ...the cost of electricity is still tied to the cost of gas ...energy companies & supermarkets are still being allowed to profiteer ...where's the windfall tax? ...where's the renationalisation of energy & a scheme to put solar on every roof?

Honestly ffs

I think now I'm older and had so much time working from home, now the most irritating thing is 'that woman really needs to go to a doctor because coughing and clearing your throat EVERY 60 SECONDS IS NOT NORMAL.'

Deporting this many people would require the institution of a massive police state infrastructure. It’s utterly fascist.

And all the areas I have checked (where I live, my family, places I used to live) are all using them already. Screwed.

Size of this lad!

Cake GOOD.