My car battery has failed in the heat, and my oven (one of the few cooking things I have in my flat - I have no microwave) has broken (heating element failed), within 48 hours of each other. I am doing my best, please help if you can paypal.me/GailBart

Interviewed for a grade 7 job, scored very highly in all criteria, passed requirements, not appointed. This keeps happening. I have been unemployed for 9 months.

ok heres my shitty comic

andy burnham moving the capital after his victory like a heian emperor

God, it would have been so funny if he'd just gone "actually, no, I did just want to be Defra Secretary."

While we're all posting the lows of Starmerism:

a day for bluesky shitposting to come into its own

play pronoun palace

To quote a friend of mine, "I can't believe he's managed to make even this feel limp and disappointing"

I will find out tomorrow morning of i got my last chance* big swing job that i interviewed for and it would be nice if i did *not actually last chance just having trouble visualising future for me if i didn't get it! Haha!

Gooseworx one of the most real creators out there and I sincerely hope she is now able to retreat into obscurity because jesus christ they kind of creator popularity must be genuinely brain destroying

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

!!Request for practical assistance!! (I need to be mock-interviewed) Are YOU any of: - A person with experience RECRUITING policy roles? - A civil servant (or equivalent) of RECRUITING roles of SEO or G7 or equivalent? - Neither fo the above, but with SIGNIFICANT experience on interview panels?

I wish i were fucking dead i cant keep asking people for money and yet if i just had some fucking money i could get out of this mess

No more commissions. Going to finish the work i have then stop writing. Wish i had never started again. I have patient, generous commissioners and i just can't make my stupid, insane mind do the work. I tricked myself into thinking i could make money from this

This bootblack shit’s easy

Now published in full on @sizefiction.bsky.social :Prosperity//Pandemonium, a bleak story about a liberal coward unwilling to turn against fascism because of his dick. If you don't read my smut, maybe read this: there's smut, sure, but there is stuff going on here. sizefiction.net/story/show/1...

Death to the Labour Party

[Redacted] Might never work again.

'Noel Household Isekai Arc' sage ich laut zu meinen arbeitskollegen in der kantine. sie schauen sich wortlos an und essen weiter, nur die geräusche der erbseneintopf schaufelnden löffel durchschneiden die erdrückende stille

In terms of faves received, 'The Weed That Makes You Tiny' is my most well-received recent story on Eka's, thus proving once and for all that weed and cruelty to micros go hand in hand. #sizesky

the days are tough lately. here, take a look at me as Gandalf the Big Naturals

"The Weed That Makes You Tiny" Really enjoyed writing this story! Maybe it might awaken something in somebody! aryion.com/g4/view/1265...

#sizesky I am writing quick and dirty size stories at a hugely discounted rates because I need to raise around £1k in 15 days to continue to safely afford my home!

Wicked depressed and shut down my patreon as i can't deliver right now. Doctors tomorrow, need something to help me sleep at least. Money is a worry. I can't get new commissions until i do my current ones. And i haven't been able to earn any substantial money all month.

puppygirl with no object permanence so when she puts her dick in you she thinks its gone forever

ange ushiromiya: red hair, difficult family circumstances, friends with the manifestation of greed, witch of resurrection (ange)la rayner: red hair, difficult family circumstances, friends with the manifestation of greed (her tax affairs), witch of vaping

really putting the lie to bluesky's claim that all of our activity has to be as public as possible because "principles" about free and open information or whatever. we can't have private accounts or private blocks but bsky CAN ban accounts that publicize what should be public information.

I have legitimately lost so many new friendships to eating my mind alive in that pit and never coming out,lol,lmao

I hate this website and the people who run it and am starting to firmly believe that running any social media, even a forum, must cause some sort of brain damage

incredible work, the most thin skinned people alive

Not doing too hot. Didn't get job, and appealed into some unpleasant mental state. Mostly resolved now, but I am miles behind on writing. I am lucky to ha e a very understanding commissioner, but I desperately need to clear my docket if I am going to keep earning this month

I found the worst Animorph

Trans women on grindr are the best sometimes

Praying that a beautiful rich transsexual spots me in this coffee shop and relieves me from having to work for a living and/or bites my throat out

Occasionally remember the year I spent working in HE policy fondly then think, wait no I don't

Genuinely incredible that his response to the fine being quashed and investigation ruled to have been performed with bias was to go "I am glad our investigation caused multiple HE institutions to change their policies". Utter contempt.

Waiting to interview for a shitty little 6 month ftc, paying 3/4 of what I earnt last year and 3/5 of what I earned a decade ago, nominal terms, and trying to be ok with that

Imagined a news headline decrying "the first Helldump MP" and rotating it in my mind

Always feels weird when the weather is good enough that manchester actually looks and feels pleasant

Feel terrible. Slipped a universal credit appointment (so my claim ends - but i earn too much to get anything anyway!), overate, way behind on commissions, no progress on jobs, off my meds, no hope. Worried about everything, feeling nothing. Keep thinking about it, more than usual.

Despite everything,

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

when you’re hanging out with cheese and the cheese tells you a funny joke

Ok, feeling much more sane now that the job interviews are done and I got some writing done today. Thanks for your patience, and all that! It will happen again.

I feel like as i have lost weight I am getting less and less butch and this leads me to wonder if I will lose the magic butchsmell