Don Fujii realises that GAMI is scary 😂 🤼

A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼

where did you come from where did you go what movie did you come from

hentaivirus is that a thing we could do something with

And here come the lawsuits!

0.00% chance he ever used the word "buss".

Oh man he really pulled a "hey, I'ma da freaking POPE!"

Ah, shit. They got Ted.

Final Jeopardy! 🙏🏻 💜 @kenjennings.bsky.social

A lot - a LOT - of John Sterling's nicknames were cringey trash and I'm not forgiving that despite his passing.

@tvsadam.bsky.social what is the cutesy name for Medicare over by you and why is it not CommonHealth? (see because it's not a state it's a commonwealth.) (Hey, fuck you pal, that's clever!)

If I had a dollar for every time these people climbed onto a bandwagon at the exact moment that the voters they're trying to impress are fleeing it, I'd be rich.

Time to open up my smartphone and play my favorite game, Sad People in Cold Dilapidated Houses.

I have tickets to see Springsteen in Philly on what will now be the night that the Sixers host game 3 against the Knicks

I heard there was a steamèd ham That was a key part, of Skinner's plan He had to lie to Chalmers, not through malice There was a fire, it wasn't fair The super asked "what's happ'ning there" And Skinner said "Aurora Borealis" Borealis Borealis

Wait, why hasn't there been direct Hoboken-to-World Trade Center service in a quarter cent... oh. ooooooooooooh.

My favorite sentence in this article is “catfish, which is safe to eat,”

If this isn't a mission in a single player FPS in the next 18 months we have failed as a society. I mean we already have but this is just like, you know, more failure

The Santo movies are great for reaction posts.

Do the Knicks go to Magic City after this, or are they on "business trip, back on the plane" time?

Not all 2-0 finals are created equal. That was as lopsided a 2-0 final as I can remember from Gotham.

"Michelin star" whatever, but if you are Costco adjacent, this dish is excellent. Meat is fork tender, potatoes delicious. Two downsides: 1) "Ready to eat" when the package says to cook an hour at 375 is a bit of a misnomer perhaps www.allrecipes.com/costco-brais...

Have the Democrats considered running The Person Who Thought Up The Breakfast Burrito in 2028?

A wholesome story for nerds: On Saturday, I was signing books at a local bookstore for Independent Bookstore Day. The store had a signing-palooza with new authors every hour; toward the end of my hour, a woman came up and asked what my book was about. "Dictionaries," I said, and she lit up. 1/n

Im gonna clip this just for u guys but I have real tears in my eyes

Oh really! My my.

Look at the crowds for Danno O’Mahoney in 1936. He was the Worlds Heavyweight Champion and a huge star returning home. This Pathé clip shows the mania in Cork, Ireland when his ship docked.

I'm sorry, who did what now?

I like a good "Cashier Only Has $50 In Drawer At Any Time" sign outside an establishment. "Kindly Go Rob Somebody Else" is an interesting tactic.

It's not just Hollywood that can't come up with original ideas anymore. The Troubles are back. www.irishnews.com/news/norther...

There are mass shootings every week, stories mainstream media barely mention. So spare me your tears over the trauma of them having the leave the ballroom before their chicken piccata arrived.

This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

Y'know what? Open the floodgates. Everybody call out one of those CNN cowards. Don't let me catch you in these streets, Michael Smerconish.

Anyone who watches the livestream of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, regardless of who is president, belongs on a watchlist.

Mike Vrabel's wife has to go date Megan Thee Stallion now, it's the only way to close the loop.

At least he'll have a lot more time to spend with his booze?

Stockport *probably* get the point(s) they need in their game-in-hand midweek against already relegated Port Vale, but, hey, 5 teams for 3 playoff places in League 1 entering the final week.

more like chick handler, amirite

Fanatics: We're Just as Good at Social Media as We Are at Making Jerseys

This is the picture I use to explain what I mean by "some people look French."

Official Vibes Guy ™️ Jose Alvarado first off the bench yelling at the timeout.

I think it would be better if the Knicks made some shots.

🤼‍♂️ When I'm Watching The Wrestling:

Shout out to Earth, man. Top 10 planet imho

"Yet even at a young age, he was certain he wanted to beat the ever loving crap out of every photographer he ever came across."

And .. here come the Freedom of Information Act requests for Kash Patel records DC watchdog group Democracy Forward has formally requested Patel's calendars & any messages from security detail that include words "drinking", "hungover", "inebriated" democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...