I’d respond by deploying the Minnesota National Guard to arrest every single ICE fuck and rendition them to an undisclosed duck blind in the north country, but that’s just me.

any one of these corporations could form a dedicated and loyal customer base for a generation by simply posting “fuck ice”

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.

Damn, hitting the jingle in the middle is crazy. They owe him at least 10 grand.

A member of the Black Panther Party at ICE protests in Philadelphia

Johanna Kurkela's been on a hot streak for the last six months or however long ago Auri III came out. I'm up for it. youtu.be/6m8LefCvmho?...

I like that Prime Video is pointing out that Kevin Durant needs 75 points to pass Dirk Nowitzki for 6th on the all-time scoring chart. Like "you gotta watch! You never know when a guy will have the fourth best single-game performance in league history! Could be tonight!"

"We're gonna do something really special and have an NBA game in Berlin!" "That's cool, that seems like something even casual fans might check out." "Oh, we don't want that, so we're putting it on at 2pm Eastern on a Thursday."

this is genuinely incredible

MAKE LIKE THE OLYMPIC HOCKEY RINK AND BREAK UP ICE

The scene outside any Irish funeral.

You would ideally not want your raiding party so cowardly and incompetent that they abandon several hundred thousand dollars in equipment on operations.

As you can see, a professional operation.

oh my god just raise the cap you buttwipes

"Why are you taking a picture when you could be petting me?"

"...a new original sports video podcast, is coming to Netflix..." Sir, you have made a television show.

Garage door broke this morning. Man came to look at it. All in to replace it is, well, a considerable amount of money, but there was at least the humorous moment when the screen came up asking if I wanted to leave a tip.

I've been thinking for a couple of days about what I want to say about the Sascha Riley testimony. First, for those who don't yet know, Sascha Riley is a man who has come forward as one of the victims of Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. (cont)

I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.

Finally… news for MEN

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

I'd live for the Giants to be a player for Tomlin, but he's a black guy so that'll never happen.

being in power requires a spine and effort, and all of these people are lazy cowards

scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there

Rest in piss, Scott Adams

"I suck and it's all everybody else's fault!"

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop

The reason conservatives are against abortion is that they want more children to traffic. They're not principled. They just like options.

Ya know, normally "changing your story" would simply be called lying.

You know, Jeanine Pirro

This comes with a heavy content notice--it's pretty upsetting. But also really important. There is a "Bill" Riley all over the Epstein files, clearly a contact of some sort who provided transportation and victims to Epstein, who distributed those victims to Trump and the rest.

It is Box but also sometimes Food.

Fucking Bert trying to eye-fuck the camera. RELAX BERT. Never liked him.

If you love early Black Sabbath, you’ll love Cindy und Bert.

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

Also huge shoutout to the Bears fan who brought actual cheese and an actual grater into the stadium

Remember when we all had to be infuriated by drag queens? That was, like, 742 things we had to be infuriated about ago. Simpler times, man. #Nostalgia

Between this and Tight Five Sevens, rugby with a sense of humor is the best rugby

Tony the Tiger: power bottom Snap, Crackle and Pop: throuple Toucan Sam: oh come on, do we really need to spell it out?

Minnesota sent $50 billion more dollars to the federal government in taxes in 2024 than it received in aid. Alabama RECEIVED $45 billion more than it sent in 2024. There's a pretty clear solution, Tim.

"If you want sexual images of children, you're gonna have to fork over some cash." Masterful gambit.

As you can see, real bounce back performance from the @notnjdevils.bsky.social here tonight.

First, may this animal never know peace again. Second, there's a British TV presenter who is gonna need some search engine help in the coming days.

"Trinity Rodman (Unattached)" Hey, maybe she's just not looking for anything serious at the moment.

It can be anything at all. Doesn't even need to be a crime. bsky.app/profile/atru...