happy today for those who celebrate

Hottest of takes: Parmesan Reggiano does not need PR.

"A bit of the ol' how's-your-neighbor"

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

I know it's 9 days out but, in an effort to help... People of the Greater Northeast that have Plans on Black Friday Night: No, you don't.

Miss me with the "you know who ISN'T in the Epstein files?" talk. I want to know who is, and I want it to be the most unexpected people possible. I want to read the newspaper and think "wow, I guess that's it for Raffi."

The good news is I don't listen to any of these. The bad news is I'm already married, ladies.

I'm just happy Luis Suarez isn't alive to see this.

That Clay Higgins sure does love making a big - and pointless - show about protecting pedophiles.

Mark Epstein (Jeffrey’s brother): “The reason they’re gonna be releasing these things, the reason for the flip is that they’re sanitizing these files. There’s a facility in Winchester, Virginia where they’re scrubbing the files to take Republican names out”

So we can see why it's a good thing the entire world runs on like two computers.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

Mouth Heaven, I thought that was Bill Clinton's nickname for Do--*404 FATAL ERROR*

Blew, you say?

At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

Found a book about republicans

I knew it was a hoax! We real patriots never lost faith that the president sucked off some other guy 🫡 🇺🇸

Esther is now 1-0 with that hairstyle. #RiseAboveHate

SMASH AND GRAB GOTHAM!

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

They should hand those cardboard fans out at every sporting event. Cheap, you can slap an ad on them, and they make a hell of a racket.

I have Gotham ahead on points if this one ends up going to the judges.

I’m going to be honest with you: The headline is appalling, but the piece, which indeed has an absolutely bizarre tone of nostalgia, is worse.

Also, also, with this meme Millenials crumble to dust.

Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.

Seen in the wild on facebook 💀

could i make it any more obvious

Hold up

*to the tune of John Cena's theme music* BILL CLINTON'S COOOOCK BILL CLINTON'S COOOOCK BILL CLINTON'S COOOOCK BILL CLINTON'S COOOOCK

4:45pm on Friday?

Meaning she absolutely did one or the other to the FIRST Trump administration.

My only hope is that kids today don't have to go through what I went through. Namely, pretending to like Phish to get laid.

“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

At the

Those rookies' credit card bills about to be INSANE.

Why the NYT didn't report on their Epstein info is tangled up with another question: was Epstein a friend of the Sulzberger family? Epstein claims he first befriended NYT publisher "Punch" Sulzberger in the 1970s, when Sulzberger's daughter (age ~12) was at the prep school where Epstein taught. 1/

Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”

The Rey Mysterio open letter to Eddie Guerrero 20 years after the latter's passing is a great way to check if your tear ducts still work. www.theplayerstribune.com/rey-mysterio...

"Oh, so the Left is gonna get AAAAAALL on their high horse just because of a teeeeeeeeny tiny amount of pedophilia and sex trafficking? It'll cost them next November!"

And one assumes teams like Minnesota wouldn't play too many home games right before/after winter break, so there's a good three months for interest to wane completely in some markets. And the games coming out of winter break are going to be ABYSMAL. Just utterly unwatchable.

Any of these cretins in leg irons yet?