High Pockets Kelly

I have to admit that because of a few factors (not playing rec anymore post covid, Tottenham’s recent shit, RBNY’s recent shit + MLS being paywalled), I had fallen a little out of love with soccer. This World Cup has fully restored The Feeling. What a blessing to have this sport

Could potentially be a different story if Ecuador weren’t the most scared team of all time for the first 30 minutes. Alas

Last week before the match vs. Germany, my newborn peed through her diaper while I was holding her and wearing my Ecuador jersey. Not saying I’m superstitious, but we go again!

van Hecke please do not play again until August thank you

[to the tune of ‘Brasil, decime que se siente’] Freddy, decime que se siente

Can’t fathom being an Iranian fan. Brutal on so many levels

I’m speechless. What an insane thing to witness

Austria/Algeria time

Had to try to act like a normie when the pharmacist saw my World Cup shirt and asked if I’d been watching the games

Been an hour and a half since a major NHL trade and I’m starting to tweak

Tired: use the picks to get a high end forward Wired: pull off a shock trade for Quinn. Pull a Chris Drury and go to Kovacevic and say “you’re in the press box or Utica unless you waive your NTC” and flip him to Siberia, half retained, for future considerations

Rock chalk Algeria

Such amazing stuff today from Messi, Mbappe, and Haaland. Can’t wait for the global CR7 hate watch tomorrow

I’ve made a habit of pointing out to my wife every time a Tottenham player appears in the World Cup (which she obviously LOVES) Her main takeaway has been, if they have this many World Cup caliber players then how the hell were they almost relegated?

It’s pretty insane that there isn’t really a good app to see scores across all the sports I follow. ESPN gets worse with every update. FotMob is perfect. Give me FotMob but for every sport

Wasn’t the result we wanted, but getting to go with my dad to see his native country play in the World Cup is something I’ll cherish forever

Come on ref that’s studs up

Glad we’re home and no longer have to watch the World Cup on the terrible hospital TVs

Knickskebabs

Nothing like laughing at the Canes misfortune then seeing a fan in the crowd in a C*rter H*rt jersey and getting mad again. What a miserable series

Expecting a big game tonight from Jalen Brats-on

Nostalgia alert! This year’s NBA Finals between the New York Knicks and San Antonio Spurs is actually a rematch. In case you didn’t know, these two teams also met in the Finals in 1999! Follow along for more sports facts!

Me for the last 6 months: USSF is full of nothing but political drama that’s been overshadowing what’s not even a good team, and all the real fans are being priced out Me 20 minutes into the first USMNT tune up friendly: my god, we’re going to win the World Cup

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Googled because I wanted to learn more about the infamous locker room fight. Very helpful thanks Gemini

It’s a crime that Modell’s no longer exists because imagine the lines outside to get Knicks Conference Champions merch tomorrow morning

Glad I was able to salvage one night on the grill from this garbage weather weekend

Can’t believe you think I’d worry about the “New York Mets” when my favorite soccer team literally didn’t get relegated

Can’t wait to dig in! Thank you @kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.com

Donovan Mitchell’s anger over blowing Game 1 pales in comparison to his anger that the Mets lost

ESPN is pulling out all of the stops for the huge Game 7 between Buffalo and Montreal: Hype-inducing pre game intro Great crowd shots Showing both anthems Game audio that sounds like fucking dogshit

Mets gain a game in the East

Hanging alone in the hotel during the business trip

Rick Tocchet always looks like he doesn’t realize his struggling nightclub is about to be on an episode of Bar Rescue

Check out the Von Snack family

Philadelphia Century of Humiliation

I have tickets to see Springsteen in Philly on what will now be the night that the Sixers host game 3 against the Knicks

Bayern/PSG is what dreams are made of. Total opposite of what I’ve been watching from Tottenham all season. Not sure it’s the same sport

I got sunburnt playing golf yesterday and now it’s in the upper 40s with an overnight freeze warning. Tremendous planet we have

Didn’t think there was any chance Flyers/Penguins this year would be as violent as their 2012 series, but here we are If history is any indication, whoever wins will be too physically exhausted and will succumb to the New Jersey Devils in the next round

Levitating. Don’t even care that it’s too little too late they finally did the damn thing

Good Friday? Brother, every Friday is good. It means the weekend is here!

Join us, comrades 🫡

Good news for fans of Italy: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie comes out tomorrow

Can’t properly describe it but Steve Lappas explains the game of basketball in a way that reminds me of every single North Jersey father who coached me growing up

Derby Day at Wawa

Victory meats