Resisted the urge the other night to tell my kid and his mom that Boba Fett survived the Sarlaac.

Maybe it wasn't a good one, but I had a po boy in Nola and it just did not slap at all. Granted I spent a total of 2 days/nights there, but my general take on the food I ate was disappointing. I have literally had better beignets in a Portland OR suburb, and better gumbo in San Francisco.

I keep forgetting that Sonic exists in my town.

One of the most competent politicians we’ve ever had, but stooopid voters screwed us.

Women's dating profiles can often be fascinating. Like they will confidently just put on their profile something like "Can't walk in a straight line", one pic of themselves and 5 of their pets (literally have seen this) and they are certainly receiving at least dozens of likes an hour.

Swiped right

#Australia is building the biggest virtual power plant on Earth — connecting hundreds of thousands of home #batteries and rooftop #solar systems into a single coordinated grid asset worth gigawatts of clean dispatchable power. #ActOnClimate #Renewables

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For now???

“why are liberals so angry?” idk man maybe because basic human decency keeps getting treated like some radical fringe ideology

If I had means, we could make a hell of a new network lineup

Backrooms was…good? They did a great job with liminal spaces.

Scott Pelley has provided @status.news a statement blasting current CBS News management and even accusing them of having tried (and failed) to "inject falsehoods and bias" into his stories. www.status.news/p/scott-pell...

Lots of news this week but let’s not let this go by. The Minnesota GOP saw fit to hold a moment of silence for a cop who knelt on a Black man’s neck for more than nine minutes. The GOP again makes the oppressor the victim. Blatant white supremacy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Gonna go check out Backrooms tonight. Wish me luck.

I don't like reading sentences anymore

the homophobic comments under sports teams or brands posts about pride goes to show one reason for why there is a pride month in the first place.

The agent who booked the artists for the Trump state fair event is named Jeff Epstein. I can't.

Chaya is a few days away from posting about the woke gay NBC logo.

Stop choosing disappointing people, choose cheese instead.

Late last week the President told the world that most of us don't know the word "dumb" ends with a B, which tells me it was news to him specifically, and now days later I find myself wondering if he remembers how to spell "dumb" properly.

On the plus side, my kiddo is now interested in Din Djarin and Grogu

Happy Pride Month to everyone who brings a little more color to our world 🏳️‍🌈🫶🏳️‍⚧️

Guys, the 2 time and current President of the United States just learned that the word "dumb" has a b at the end.

On June 1, 1999, Sean Parker and Shawn Fanning launched the peer-to-peer file-sharing platform Napster. #InternetHistory

It’s important to take a beat & say it out loud. This is the president of the United States. How undignified. How diminishing of our country. You wouldn’t let your kids talk like this, so why are you willing to tolerate it from the leader of your country?

I'm still thinking about Obsession.

Pelley took direct aim at Bari Weiss, the network’s controversial editor-in-chief. “She’s murdering 60 Minutes,” Pelley said, according to sources with knowledge of the situation. “She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it and is doing exactly that.”

Obsession was great. F’d! But really good flick.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

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Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

🧵Jan 6, 2021: #Insurrection #Jan6 #LiveChat Oath Keepers LIVE CHAT, Timeline/Highlights 1:57pm "The tip of the spear has entered the Capitol building"

Giants OLB Abdul Carter on why he responded critically to Jaxson Dart’s decision to introduce Donald Trump: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Here is Tom Steyer personally supporting high school trans athlete AB Hernandez. I don't think I've ever seen a candidate as brave as Tom Steyer in his explicit support for trans folks. It says a lot that it took a self funded billionaire not dependent on donors to do it.

Party of law and order freakout incoming

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Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵

for sure, and another huge problem with this type of analysis is that it assumes that *faculty* are moving to the left, instead of politicians changing their policies. what exactly are faculty supposed to do when the GOP runs on platforms that aim to shut down/repress universities?

An organization like FIRE is going to look at this and conclude the problem is with faculty, who are insufficiently heterodox, and not with the fact that one political party has made it their goal to dismantle my profession and everything I do. Why would we vote for those who openly hate us?

This is entirely fucked

Oh but good news, the feds have lifted all of these people off of food stamps. Hooray. /s

If you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.

HOW IS IT ALMOST JUNE

Perfect

“The call came from the White House: We have to get this done,” the person said.  About three months before the Pentagon announced plans to lend money to Vulcan Elements, Donald Trump Jr.’s venture capital firm took an undisclosed stake in the company. @robert-faturechi.bsky.social