If the piece on CECOT was seen in Canada but not here, that should tell you we have already lost freedom of the press and are in a fascist nation already.

I've found a list of "Words That Don't Exist But Probably Should" that I started writing a while back. Apparently I didn't include definitions, and now I have a fun little game to play with myself.

Little Donnie Dumb-Dumb Sitting on his throne Cat's cradling his puppet strings As he sits all alone... Read more: https://longer.blue/posts/TVHjwe6pMn

I feel called out. poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

If Taylor Swift can write a (bad) song about Travis Kelce's massive donger and not get kicked out of the artistic community, then guess what: that project you think is too niche and only you are gonna care about? Still valid. Get freaky with it.

My new rubric for judging fonts is the strength and character of the Batman within the capital M.

Most white men just start a podcast when they feel the urge to ramble about nothing, but sure, go off I guess.

“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

“Baby It’s Cold Outside” but about trying to convince guests to play one more board game before they leave

In the process of switching from OneNote to Obsidian for all of my various projects. Still figuring out what all I can do with it, but my god does it feel like I've been handed a loaded gun without any kind of supervision.

My eyesight is good enough to read without my glasses, but not good enough to notice when my phone thinks I swiped the wrong word.

Nobody ever makes something perfect on their first try. That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.

Tea tag notes be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.

How late in the day does vacuuming go from being "a reasonable thing to do" to psychopathy?

It's interesting to think about how every media property, once it hits public domain, gets adapted into a low-budget horror piece, and what that could mean in the future. The Golden Girls as serial killers? Reboot reinterpreted a la the Lawnmower Man?

I've forgotten more ideas than I've ever written down They always seem a part of me, you'd think they could be found If you see me with a wistful look, a furrow or a frown I'm trying to remember what I should have written down #poetry

Alright, maybe "at the end of the night, after a bottle of mead, with only one person having fully read the rules months ago" wasn't the best first time experience for playing Daybreak. Still got everyone excited, though.

We've set a nasty precedent By permitting this president A pedophile in residence Is not the fate our founders meant

I got a notification at 6:30pm that a package was out for delivery. First, that is an INSANE time to start delivering a package. Second, I haven't gotten a notification that it's arrived yet. Are they going to creep softly past my window at two in the morning? Do I need to leave the porch light on?

that liminal thing when you're reading and falling asleep and start to hallucinate words on the page that aren't on the page, i love that

Mythworks, the team behind THE WILDSEA and SLUGBLASTER TTRPGs, is forced to keep its games in the China factory warehouses due to the tariffs for importing them costing more than publishing the games.

It's unfair that someone who is so comically inept, woefully unqualified, and cartoonishly evil is somehow also the biggest, legitimate, god-damned existential threat to everything and everyone that I hold dear. Like, it's infuriating how stupid this is.

I don't know what angry noises to make but I'm making them as angrily as I can. Fuck everything about everything about this

In honor of the date... www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzZa...

There are people in the world who'll want to use you There are fellas who are hella kinda sussed There are ladies in Mercedes with their hearts as hard as Hades There are gender non-conformists you can't trust

John Wick, but instead Wick dies and the dog goes on a bloody rampage of revenge.

i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo

Listen: there are demons that live inside your teeth. They push and they push and they claw and they scratch at the walls that keep them in. Away from the rest of you. You can hear them, at night. In the quiet. You think it's "the house settling." And that's why we always, always brush our teeth.

Highly recommend beating back blackberry vines with a machete. Work out your frustrations and feel love a jungle explorer at the same time!

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This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter. She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”. Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.

Fascism is here. Due process is dead. The Supreme Court is a hollow husk.

It's an old gag, but if you have relatives embroiled in the MAGA cult, it's super easy to go on RedBubble and put an image that says "The Wisdom of the Trump Administration" on a blank notebook. Be the life of the party. Get kicked out of family reunions.

Am I going to spend the next week coloring illustrations from a 500 year old manuscript to make cards for a game that isn't fully fleshed out in my mind yet? I mean... wouldn't you?

me, reading a book: getting a lot of narrative video games vibes from this...

Can't talk right now. Too busy trying to monetize every moment of my waking life.

My package of baby carrots had an adolescent carrot. Truly, I have been blessed this day.

A Stanley Parable novelisation, but it's a choose-your-own-adventure book.

Friends, we live in a world beset with misunderstandings, misapprehensions, fanaticism and fear. The issue: communication. Daily, people struggle to express themselves. This failure stems from gaps in our lexicographical toolbox. Today, I propose one tool to fill such gaps: the hemicolon.

This is the thing that you buy to support the people that you bought the thing from. They use the support to make things to be bought by the people that like to buy things.

Agreed. We requested a known SoCal artist, tattoo designer, bookseller KelleyAnn Thai and asked nothing but a piece of art designed by her. We'd already known her work in print, and her tattoo designs, so knew our preferences, and came up with this. Couldn't be happier.

We had trouble sleeping last night, so my partner and I watched the season two premiere of Severance. She'd watched the last couple episodes of season one with me, but isn't a regular watcher. Her midnight takeaway was "It's not dystopian enough."

You have the right to remain silent. You have the duty to speak up.

I think I'm going to spend some time playing around with color and geometric shapes. It's gonna be basic bitch work for a while while I figure out what I want to do with it, but it should be fun for me, at least, and all practice is good practice.