Never done anything wrong in his whole entire 4 month life

The wifi is down in the office today and when I finally break and go to a cafe the first email I see has the subject line "Mice"

Only a couple of eps in to the new series of Juice and it's everything I wanted from S2, honestly brilliant to have more of it to watch

You don't like the TV show friends you like doing the little claps

It takes real experience & dedication to speedrun politics like this

If one of the men in Your Party did what Zarah did today guarantee we would not have heard a peep, they would've all got behind it for the good of a new party and then "dealt with it internally"

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

When I say I hate all men that means everyone but my boys

Shut up and

This is my first ever time having a cat, I've been WASTING my life

First time I've felt that AI is coming for my job

Can someone who sees sounds as colours tell me what colour the UK alert on Sunday was

Are you looking for the perfect Rory Gilmore jumper? Hi, I'm your friend who doesn't need to buy more stuff and spends too much time on vinted www.vinted.co.uk/items/700850...

Hope Taylor Swift goes on don't tell the bride

Leo is confident climbing up and confident being carried down

Yes the reviewer should've read the book but I also think it's a nice example of the cultural impact of Universal Pictures horrors almost 100 years after they were made which is kind of cool

Having a pet is just saying "stop come here you've got gunk in your eye" for 20 years if you're lucky

Men STILL dominate comedy writing

Who's the guy who decided centralising everything at every job is a good idea I just want to talk

So @gabliotecaria.bsky.social‬ just reminded me of Keir Starmer's deeply haunted cat.

Thousands of people saw chappell roan at Leeds and according to my Instagram stories I know every one

He's like a tiny demanding alien vampire bat

Nice.

Do you vote conservative or labubu

Dying at the book he's reading

Leo photo of the day 📷

Going to parkrun in the style of the kids from Weapons

This is Leo! He's new be nice

Into rinsing corporations but sometimes I just want to organise a birthday party 😢

interviewer: your resume says you lose focus easily me: yes interviewer: yes what me: yes please

Bit of Kathy Acker for anyone else in London right now

It’s happening.

Channel 4 orders Katy Wix's Pigeon: www.comedy.co.uk/tv/news/8446...

Every photo is incredible but this one is my favourite because they look like they belong in 101 Dalmatians

Reflecting on my a-levels results today, I'm grateful to have achieved a A-B-B-A-I-F-Y-O-U-CHANGEYOURMINDIMTHEFIRSTINLINEHONEYIMSTILLFREE

my name is mac i make the donalds

My girlfr-sorry job goes to another school sorry space

It's my pleasure to report that Our King has delivered another all-time classic: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Who's that? Caroline Lucas. She's on the line she's asking if you'd like to lead the Green Party since you told the electorate you're a massive fucking grass

Can't wait to see this guy Al's film the hype has been insane

There's a little something from me in the latest Chaff 🥞 www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Every time I see this pic of Daniel Craig from the next Knives Out film, it takes me a couple of seconds to realise it's not Bradley Walsh in a wig.

Called whatnow? on.ft.com/3H5oSoL

Would love to know what jewellery Farage feels he can't wear in Soho

Grabbed the wrong can and sprayed a ton of hairspray instead of dry shampoo on my roots, ran out of time, needed to leave the house immediately

Dump him, girl www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

🎉 The Bernat Klein Studio has been saved! A coalition of Scottish heritage orgs secured it at auction for £279,000. This modernist gem by Peter Womersley will now be restored for public + creative use. 👏 Huge congratulations to all involved!

(talking to someone about their cat which is clearly a cat) "so what are they like as a person?"

That this disease went from an incurable 100% death sentence to something preventable in the space of my lifetime is stunning to me. Compare to early modern Europe, where smallpox and plague were endemic for generations. Below, a discussion of the test results. I truly never thought I'd see this.

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