Who's going to win the Gorden and Tonton byelection

this is vicious and correct www.economist.com/britain/2026...

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

Sorry to get serious for a second but article below was published today. "Although it is still early days for this research" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Drafting posts for March: I like the bit at the end on SNL UK where they all pretend to be on RuPauls Drag Race UK and do little hugs onstage

Praying it does amazingly well and a billion pounds gets poured into UK comedy TV and commissioners go wild for a little chuckle

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Labour fighting Martin Lewis is crazy behaviour, they might as well slap everyone's mum in the face

I like the bit at the end on SNL where they all pretend to be on RuPauls Drag Race and do little hugs onstage

Piece of social history, this is how men would land a bestie in the 90s

occasionally watching only connect i find myself asking, "is england real"

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Morning happy Sunday Leo is feeling existential

They used to chug this before hitting Chaste Gym

"It says fold it in!" 🧀 #RIPCatherineOHara www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCVK...

Why do comedians have to be fit now? 2026 Mr Beans have jawline filler IT'S WEIRD

Another day self policing my voice online to please a made up CEO who my teachers encouraged me to imagine when I was 14 who is charge of a made up background check for a made up job role I have somehow mentally applied for

"And do you, Daksh, take this woman to be your wife?" "It's the current vibe"

Just - had -my - AI - goverment - training! Loved - it

Wore a Girls on Tops Imogen Poots top, didn't know Imogen Poots was going to be there, looked like pure stalkers

when your mum's describing someone she bumped into at the shop but can't remember their name

Perfect time to share her recipe for the best cake in the world www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo...

Nigella to GBBO is, and will be, the best piece of business in the January transfer window

The Rest is Weather coming soon

Bet the person who sells the FBI training is buzzing rn #TheTraitors

no worries, just after the nick of time #TheTraitors

Farmer with collapsed horse (Giovanni Fattori, 1903. Oil on canvas.) #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Public inquiry into how every Traitors task is mysteriously completed exactly 25 seconds before the end.

People keep trying to diagnose Trump based on the wine-colored stain on his hand without considering the obvious answer. (It is a metaphorical representation of his sin he cannot scrub out no matter how hard he tries.)

If Trump went to ABBA Voyage he'd tell people Agnetha was hitting on him

Brilliant morning to tell my colleague to watch Sinners, am now the office crystal ball

Blimey! Sinners gets 16 Oscar noms www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Stephen and Rachel during most of the roundtable #TheTraitors

As someone who has attended standup competitions I know what it's like to be watching Trump run over by at least 20 mins

Do you think it was the mini party pizzas

Wow. That's very insightful. It *is* a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of something—a wife. If you'd like, I could help you draft a "Wife Marriage Acquisition Plan" or a "Good Fortune Business Plan."

Need some all male white lineups to be announced so I can post this

The Beckham drama has confirmed what we all already know, anyone who acts too into the royal family is a melt

this is how i wrote the conclusion to 100% of my uni essays

MENTAL TICKETS

Make films shorter if you want them shown in cinemas, says Picturehouse director www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Not to lib out too hard but remember when the war on woke also included getting rid of participation trophies

This morning, half asleep, my girlfriend accidentally said "Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened" and it's the best thing I've ever heard

Women going to hospital to be induced is such a waste of NHS money I have a hob for that at home

Couldn't do the traitors I can't deal with people receiving a simple instruction from a known faithful ("vote for Rachel") and not being able to follow it. This is also often how I feel in the workplace

Harriet is watching this squeezing 40 stress toys in one hand #TheTraitors