When you didn't die at the Viking Battle Festival

Scrap the Romesh thing just clip Wayne Rooney saying he thought the half time show was crap and the licence fee QR code

It’s good we didn’t make the final, England fans would’ve egged the muppets

Are they not embarrassed begging the ref like that a trophy is for 4 years footage lasts forever

Was so hot and tired on my journey home on the central line yesterday I wanted to cry but I didn’t until I got back Odysseus who

This is a wild piece of political trivia from the BBC about Burnham’s wife that I am shocked @popbitch.bsky.social hasn’t clocked yet…

I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film

London is great because you can be innocently wandering around and all of a sudden you’re confronted with pineapple dance studios

hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?

Guys remember to watch the England match again at home on catchup if you’re going to a viewing party or ITV might cancel the series!!

As a country we couldn’t even let Keir Starmer have one last nice football before being put down

the rest were actually sickle

Now it’s 1-1 everyone should get a weapon x

Please just one break from penalties I would like to live my life after 10pm

[imagining im the referee] i award Lionel Messi this shiny Charizard (Japanese edition)

When Gordon went off my friend Maria said “rip gone too soon”

Anthony Gordon:

My boy

YES DIANA

The ref

Does lays sponsoring but not walkers give England a disadvantage

Gf currently showing her Spanish grandma who doesn’t speak any English a pic of Rooney pre hair transplant

That white egg in the middle? It’s actually a circle. Follow for more football

Boys please

The ref should win because of his inner strength if someone even tried to shout at me I’d red card the whole team

Matt Damon Defends Dunkin’ Product Placement In Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ https://theonion.com/matt-damon-defends-dunkin-product-placement-in-nolans-odyssey/

Join Bluesky today it’s George Lucas vs historians obsessed with luddites

Guys remember to watch the England match again at home on catchup if you’re going to a viewing party or ITV might cancel the series!!

"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"

Look who made the longlist 👀 slickfilms.co.uk/longlist-2026/

A menace

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iron rule of British politics is even if a guy who dresses as a bin becomes prime minister he will have been to Oxbridge

Anyway London Pride is done back to reality

Still recovering from the London Pride crowds yesterday, it’s genuinely very touching and lovely to be with so many other gays all in one place

Happy pride to Leo, who is so slutty around men that if he was a person he’d be committing pervert crimes (he’s broken into our neighbours house and enjoys sniffing shoes of our male guests)

Watching IKAG all I can think is maybe Simon was onto something putting over 25s in their own category

“From the eyelashes to the cagoule”

The original La Casita

AI would never take my job because I’m in a union and it wouldn’t want to get all those emails

If Bake Off can move to channel 4 why not IKAG

Hi, Guardian 👋🏽 You appear to have discovered The Parasol, a device that humans have been using to protect themselves from the sun since around 2,450 BC.

Make sure you check in on your local right winger struggling in the heat, try the following: - tell them to keep calm and carry on - buy a milkshake but don’t bring up the farage incident, this can be distressing! - offer a 5-10 min debate on aircon

Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog

Huge love to our monarchs for paying tax which they have to pay, feeling very grateful for my boys don’t know what our glorious nation would do without your graft 🫡 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Very cool to have my short story selected for this, it’s about the dangers of heat if anyone can relate www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2...