Surrender Wedding Veil

So where frank beamer is wearing comfortable pants and grinning ear to ear.

The get-in price for the two semis is… jarring. May for freeze my tips off and check out the Nova game. Can’t say I’m going to root for them but my presence would be a tacit endorsement. That’s as far as I’m willing to go.

UM: Just don't cheat again. Moore: I will not cheat in football again. UM:...uh, that was oddly- Moore: BYE!

When there are rumors about the Michigan coach knocking someone up: “FIRE HIM FOR CAUSE!” If there were rumors about the Notre Dame coach doing the same thing: “WHY WASN’T IT ME?”

I really need to hear how Gus Johnson would report live on a shocking murder of a beloved celebrity

Likely inevitable he was gonna end up an SEC OC, but was hoping it wouldn’t be one of our primary rivals. Gonna just assume he was a byproduct of the Haynes Kang Industrial Complex

that's Education Bronson, Action's snooty uncle

Jfc @surber.bsky.social “Space Rothstein” @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Grillz.

He's just delightful!

what perfect album came out the year you tuned 16?

Time to talk about my favorite rule caveat in football: Leaping is allowed as long as you're stationary and within 1 yard of the line of scrimmage at the snap. The problem is that most guys aren't athletic enough to pull it off without a well-timed running start. Shoutout to Oklahoma's Taylor Wein

whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business

Need one (1) for Dawgs vs Horns. Holler if you know of one.

THE LONGEST PUNT OF THE WEEK - AN 86 YARD BOOT BY OVEN CLEVENGER OF THE FINDLAY OILERS!!

At least Penn State didn’t ruin their draft slot.

Trying to create ACC chaos scenarios is fun. Couldn’t build one that could include the drawing of lots, but can interest you in a 6-way tie for first with all teams @6-2 (couple different permutations possible) or a 5-way tie for second with everyone @5-3?

Unsportsmanlike use of chains.

Woke up with hate in my heart for the Florida Gators. FTMF. Go Dawgs

Ze wine onleeee made me strongehhhrrrr

I am here for this blatant Georgia fan pandering

Ok, math has been checked. I limited this to FBS teams because otherwise good god the spreadsheet. 117/135 FBS programs that are not the Crimson Tide have a transitive win over Bama. Here are the 18 that do not:

Tattoo number four incoming… He asked me if he was gonna be looking at my butt again. I said “only if you tip me”. Sacred Bond Tattoo Company in Philly. Your go-to place to get a tattoo with your friends you decided to get 30 minutes ago.

Some nicknames I’m workshopping for the main characters of the developing NBA/FBI gambling scandal: 1. Racketerry Rozier 2. RICOzier 3. Ante Billups 4. Games of Chauncey 5. Pablo “The Story” Torre

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

scores 34 in his debut and yells Goddamn and Shit after getting doused. A++

Crazy in air adjustment

as always must credit @hollyanderson.bsky.social grantland.com/features/hol...

Last night at a Florida grad’s wedding I threatened to grab the mike and launch into an impassioned 10 minute screed about how Florida should keep Napier for at least another 2-3 years. Didn’t follow through on it. Feel like this firing is at least a little bit my fault.

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Promise?

AAHAHAHAHAHAH FOUND ITTTTTTTTT thank you LSUFreek www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFB4...

To this day I despise the Phillies for what they did to the braves in the 93 NLCS and I am an extremely casual braves fan at this point. Also I have lived in the Philly area since 1988 and am a rabid eagles/sixers fan. Attending both Phillies wins in person may have had something to do with it.

Brian Kelly gonna Hard Launch a new mistress on the bye week.

So the refs do know what a horse collar penalty is

Feeling a lot better about tomorrow nights game tbh

Have finally found an aspect of a sport that I, a non-player and very casual fan, dislike more than extra time in soccer: Conceding putts in golf. At least extra time has the air of whimsy and not cowardice.

Megan Draper’s favorite book.

checked in on TikTok and things are pretty normal idk

KELEE RINGO RUNNIN WITH HIM GO FUCKIN DAWGS BABY bsky.app/profile/dian...

All time Surrender Cobra from the Clemson mascot.

Gus describing a Peloton as a “tough and beautiful machine”

I’m a man! I’m 40! Why is my AD calling me on the tarmac?

Semi-active resistance: cancelling Disney Plus/Hulu with no kids and no sports writing job and an Amex credit that was covering the subscription anyways

A heartfelt thanks to @americanredcross.bsky.social for wasting an hour of my life. Filled out rapid pass this afternoon. Said “yes” to being been out of the country. No red flags raised. Then drove to my appt and was (very nicely) told I couldn’t donate because I had been to India recently. Fun!

Who is playing with a beach ball at this point of the game?