Her: you’d better not be perfectly parallel to the ground after adjusting to a slightly under thrown ball to make a huge catch on the road in a rivalry game when I get there Me:

Utah might score too early LOL. This game is heroin

Unsealed , on a porch a letter sat

Utah K. St is a banger

Kevin!

Arkansas defense is ghastly

Mercer always getting the calls!

Bo Walker belongs in the Heisman conversation

Georgia QB room leads the league in Ryans

idk, looked like Bo Runner to me.

I'm sorry We have an RB named *Bo Walker* ? Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.

🐾Bo Waker 🐾

Usually Not one to comment on uniforms, but what in the hell is Oklahoma wearing ?

Freight Nazier

Pat McAfee every Saturday morning

MTG has until the Egg Bowl to decide whether or not to run for Senate

Logging on for Friday Beers

Love getting texts from my children

Fellas is it…

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

We’re old AF but Dawgs On Top

Was David Beckham kid at your tailgate ?

Football on social media is so funny. You see earnest shit posted like “Team X is an unserious franchise” and you flip over to a 0-0 score 3 mins in to the first qtr

Yesterday was almost perfect but I never made it to see @notarizona.bsky.social and @glitterburrito.bsky.social who were in Athens at the same time. Big time fail on my part

If you’re honest with yourself, none of yall wanna play Kirby Smart and the Georgia Damn Bulldogs

Evening Horn Direction Check

Fuck it pre tailgate shower beer. Go Dawgs

RIP Todd Snider. One of the greats, an unheralded songwriters' songwriter and a genuine character. Loved and proselytized for almost as long as I've been a music critic. A guy not only influenced by Prine/Kristofferson/Jerry Jeff but he seemed to come out of the same world.

Bert Kresicher and Pat McAfee. Yeah we’re done here. Sharks have been jumped

Todd Snider was one of one. This sucks

Morning Horn Check. In which direction are the Horns pointing ?

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Need one (1) for Dawgs vs Horns. Holler if you know of one.

Dan Lanning looks excessively red this evening

All you need to know is the University of Georgia beat the University of Maryland 94-29 in basketball last night. Do not research this any further.

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social regarding country song titles from my family: “Uncle Ronnie’s Most Recent Chainsaw Incident”

I’m getting a lot of questions about my Suck My Gutters clean truck clearly answered by the Suck My Gutters Clean truck

This MF had a standing tee time on Sundays during the season. LMAO

EAT SHIT HUGH FREEZE GO BIG BLUE

Crazy day in college football and moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

Big Football brands like Tucky always get the calls against Auburn

With much love and affection

“Shoulders not parallel to the LOS”. SEC refs are on one today

As a Florida fan, What do you know about the playoffs? Show your work

I will never clutch pearls or apologize for a win over the Florida Gators. Screw em and the mule they rode in on