Michigan fans right now hearing about Moore

A Reminder: Blue Sky, Twitter, so on, are all public and open. When you post something for attention... don't get made when you get that attention. It would be like jerking off in the middle of Times Square then getting mad the guy dressed like Elmo told you to try tickling your asshole.

I have reached the point of my life where a day being utterly forgettable means it is a wonderful day

@Poketober Day 4 Cordude- The Fighting Kernel Grass/Fighting Convergent Geodude Arms are made of green stalks, main body is a brown dirt ball with a few corn kernels stuck to it. The great protect of grass types

#Poketober Day 3 Bobbent- The Apple Serpent Pokemon Grass/Dragon Evolves from Applin when given a Bobbing Apple The dragon worm that makes up Applin is now very long and sleek, with apple seed-like markings to make fake eyes, apple slice-like fins, and apple seed-like spines.

#Poketober Day 2 Boorary- The Bookshelf Ghost Pokemon Ghost/Pyschic Evolves from Boovel with a Dusk Stone. Resembles an antique book care, with the fallen books and empty spots forming its eyes. The bottom draws are open, revealing a dark mouth oozing ink

Alright, for spooky month... I am going to try and create a new Spooky Pokemon each day. #Poketober Day 1 I am three days behind so let's do the first two right now: Boovel- The Book Ghost Pokemon. Ghost/Pyschic A haunted book where the face is the ink in the book forms an ink blot.

Rare time I have to disagree with Russ. He's wrong. The coolest thing about Batman is he's friends with Booster Gold.

Shipt shoppers might be some of the most entitled, rude, arrogant, and nasty people I've ever seen. Why any grocery store allows these pieces of trash to scream at employees and slam into customers because they are trying to do 10 orders at once I will never know

@yakface.bsky.social @preternia.com S4-NT4 and Captain Prancer have arrived!

I am utterly convinced that if a study were done where one circle for those that love Snyder's DC films is red and those that had horrible relationships with their fathers was blue all you'd see is a purple circle. Most likely hitting itself screaming "Why didn't daddy love me?!?"

Let us be VERY clear... the NFL didn't suspend the game. The Atlanta Falcons and the Detroit Lions FORCED them to end the game because they realized this didn't matter anymore. These two teams remember what almost happened with Buffalo and decided to take it out of their hands. Well done.

Miguel O'Hara is on the Epstein List

A reminder for those sobbing of NPR losing funding: when Roe v Wade was overturned NPR aired pro-life propaganda specials about how great Pro-Life was. And they also did puff-piece interviews with the Kremlin lackies and the writer of Project 2025. Fuck them, they have always been the enemy.

So, for those that watched Superman 2025... just how many jars did Lex pee in? Because that's something we need to know, right?

@boosterrific.bsky.social Superman has Krypto. Batman Ace. I say Booster Gold should get a fluffy pet velociraptor. He's colored like a parrot. The size of a cat. Returning him would cause George Washington to become a serial killer so Rip has to let him keep him.

So... surprise! I am now going to be doing pieces for the ECV Blog! Check out my first one!

I find it funny that I was very much disavowed by the main Infinity Loop community, save for a couple, and that was completely in their right... But now say for one main collection I'm the last man standing. :)

If you are curious how MAGA is handling Trump's Itty Bitty Pity Parade... they are posting images from last Fourth of July claiming that is proof that the parade had a million people there.

Alright #Ghostbuster Fans: With us getting a new 1984 Proton Pack and the Rooftop Four Pack... what would you like to see next for Ghostbusters? Real Ghostbusters decos? Janine and non-possessed Dana? Vigo?

So far the only person supporting Nani losing Lilo in the Lilo and Stitch live action move is... a rabid trump supporter. Shocker that they want brown families destroyed.

Scott Adams has stated he has prostate cancer and fears he has months to live. He's also admitted that he took horse dewormer to stop it and it didn't work. Now his followers are claiming he's just weak and could easily beat it. Enjoy what you created, fucker.

Please be kind to Snyder Bros today. They are having it rough that Superman is smiling, lois is tough, and Lex Luthor isn't pissing in a jar.

Ladies and Gentlemen... the Driftmark Saber, my own personal Lightsaber! Yellow Kyber Crystal is on its way, but for May the 4th I'll be using blue with this glorious fella. #StarWars

If you haven't read the Times Interview of Trump the best parts are: -Trump is startled that Biden did an interview with the Times last year then lies and claims he read that interview. -Trump forgets about a paint literally next to him existing. -Trump states he didn't win the last election

Broke down and ordered a Savi lightsaber off eBay and si excited for it to arrive!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen... this April 1st... Cracks In Canon returns for one final chapter. The Watcher shows us an alternate take on how Miguel could have been brought down. "Just One More Thing" Coming next week

Walmart Retro Bumblebee with the forearms and head swapped over from the Worlds Collide Muscle Car Bumblebee Thus making the most accurate Transformers G1 Bumblebee. He will be getting the gun from the Centurion Set to complete him

My trick for writing the Straw Hat Pirates is to write them like I would The Muppets: -They have one collective brain cell they pass amongst each other -The fight and then instantly forget it -If you aren't one of them and mess with them they will destroy you

Me wishing on a monkey's paw: could Harry Potter have a bit more diversity? Monkey's paw: Enjoy the story of how a rich white boy and his friends brutally tormented a black child in the 1970s

Fanfic idea: Lily is 2 seconds too slow. She awakens in Hell, laying on top of James, Harry on top of her. Turns out Heaven hates magic users. Also... by Merlin's nuts what is "Hazbin Hotel" and why are they in front of it?

To tease some more... Elita is talking to Barricade and Red Alert and mentions how every cogless has a "Cogged Persona" they use to just relax. She was Flit and she would flirt with bots, dance with them for energon and even though it was degrading she'll miss Flit. Oh, and even Megatron had one.

Because I don't have enough stories to work on that are massive epics... Concerning Straw Hats, a One Piece/Hobbit crossover that sees Biblo Baggins, 5 years after his adventures with Thorin and the Dwarves, join the Straw Hat pirates. First chapter out now

Holy shit

And then Martin's editor sobbed "Why are you asking about this instead of finishing your book? Tolkien actually finished his book!" And when Martin brought up "Unfinished Tales" his editor cried harder

In the last 12 hours I've seen TF Hype Guy claim that Liokaiser should be mass retail but also it sucks and no one should buy it and someone on TFW claim that Hasbro "accidentally" claimed Liokaiser funded and it really didn't and its all a conspiracy. Transformers fans... stop being fucking idiots

Star Wars Fanfic: Palpatine tries to use an ancient sith artifact to turn Anakin to the darkside. But it backfires and turns every Jedi BUT Anakin to the Dark Side. And none are loyal to Palpatine.

I am going to keep repeating this because it is important advice: If you want to be a writer you have to write. Every day. Make a goal for how much you want to write each day and stick with it. Known you can't write one day? Bank words the day before. As you get better increase your goal.

Me: Well, I don't have to collect the chibi blokees. Blokees:

More Transformers Collab ideas! -A Game of Thrones 3 Pack: Leo Prime into the Lion of Lannister, Beast Wars Transmetal II Megatron into Targaryen Dragon, and a new Beast Wars Wolf Mold as Ghost the Direwolf -How to Train Your Dragon. Toothless into Viking Warrior.

Hey Transformers fans... what 3rd Party Kits do you feel are MUST OWNS? For me its the DNA Design Volcanicus Kit. Takes a pretty good mini combiner and makes him amazing!

With the Yu-Gi-Oh Blue Eyes Structure out now is a good time to officially reveal Susan Marison will return in the Wake the Dragons Saga in Chaos Effect

Some Transformers Collab ideas I've had recently: -Assassin's Creed. Turns from a white eagle into an assassin (yes yes, another Airrazor retool, blah blah blah) -Jurassic World. Blue from Dinobot and a new male bike based on Owen. -God of War. A chimera turns into Kratos.

I am one of the longest active fanfic writers, one of the most widely popular, and one of the oldest. I get 10 of the art commission scams a day. Why do they all think I'll fall for it?

Those shocked that @npr is being so feather weight against Trump administration obviously forgot how they allowed Kremlin spokesman to come on and spew propaganda and gave a glowing interview to the author of a project 2025

okay I have blocked this account to prevent that link from being available, whatever it is, but here is a screencap of its response to my previous message this is clearly something in bad faith, if not outright insidious BLOCK THE ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY until more is known

Still looking like I might be one of the only people to own the Naruto Transformers collab and I have to say, even with my jokes about never watching Naruto, it is a lovely two pack

Remember, no matter how bad your life is... at least you aren't Angel Hernandez, who will go down as the worst umpire in MLB history and has to live with knowing he made the sport worse and everyone celebrated him leaving.

Normal Transformers Fanfic Authors: Fighting! Romance! Me: Elita describes wistfully how the cogless disguise themselves as having alt modes with kibble and adopt new personas and basically whore themselves for energon and presents just so they can forget the grinding pain of their lives.

Without thinking, post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head