Because Sergeant William Candy's natural voice didn't really work for Skynet. The tech's changed it.

The one thing that irritates me about this site is that there doesn't seem to be any easy, obvious way to mute trends. Right now I see five Trending topics, and three of them are sports, US sports at that. Please, BlueSky, let me mute them so something I AM interested in can float to the top.

It's amazing how quickly this went from @chucktingle.bsky.social horror novel to thing Hollywood is actually doing.

Sitting at Artemis Mission Control at this VERY SECOND

Why There Is Still Hope to Find Even More Missing ‘Doctor Who’ Episodes gizmodo.com/why-there-is...

Cosigned and thank you for putting it so succinctly!

Since diplomacy and sucking up have done fuck all, can we try threatening to cancel his state visit? (Can we do that anyway?)

Me loudly getting ready for work at 5am.

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Friday 13th is supposed to be unlucky, which might be true, unless you're a Doctor Who fan today.

We all know that the best walks end with... a seat in a characterful country pub with a cool drink in hand. Here are our best pub walks: buff.ly/EB5nKWG (Please don’t do them all in the same day) 📷 The Fleece Inn, near Evesham, Worcestershire by James Dobson

Film is Fabulous! have published the full story of Peter’s day in Leicester, where the recovery of the two missing Doctor Who episodes was revealed to him: filmisfabulous.org.uk/exclusive-pe...

Actor and Film United Peter Purves, actor, and star of both the recovered episodes of Doctor Who, posses with the original can in which the 16mm film was found, and Film is Fabulous! founder, John Franklin.

Time To Eat The Rich? #BrokenNews

Realised twenty one pilots popcorn buckets weren't coming to the UK at all, so I whipped up my own for me and my sister and niece for today. Last minute rush job but they worked perfectly. Movie was absolutely fantastic, keeping all my fingers crossed for a DVD now!

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

Nicholas Courtney and Caroline John in a photo shoot for the "DOCTOR WHO RADIO TIMES SPECIAL" (1973). #DrWho #DoctorWho #scifi #1970s #sciencefiction

I don't care how mentally stable I am, I'm never quitting therapy.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/

The Venn diagram of people complaining that it was unfair everybody was going to get Drag Path after they paid $8 for one somg* and the people complaining that the edited version is actually noticeably different, is a circle. (*And an entire album and an art book, but who cares about that junk.)

With parents like that, it'll be a miracle if he ever gets old enough to understand. 😕

DRAG PATH MUSIC VIDEO!!! The only thing that could make tomorrow any better now is if Royal Mail finally deliver my kid's Christmas present that's been languishing in customs since December 3rd!

#TØP: Drag Path.

My latest piece of twenty one pilots merch /jk Seriously though, this play was amazing, I almost cried at the end.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial: ▪️cottagecore ▪️extremely toxic fandom ▪️aggressive side part ▪️weird childish curses ▪️puritanical, but also ▪️horrifyingly perverted RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok

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Still no twenty one pilots movie on Vue and still none in my town, but the town near my sister added Saturday showings today so sod it, I ain't waiting any longer, that's booked. If the Cineworld in my town ever get off their arse and list it, I'll see if I can transfer the tickets over or something

I would really, really like that to happen. But the distribution of the film has been completely above me and out of my hands. I am so sorry.

Kinda funny to see news outlets reporting the Greenland situation as "embarrassing for Starmer" because of the whole "special relationship" as if people didn't already think he was a massive wally for believing his bootlicking meant anything to Trump in the first place.

Let's give him a third state visit, maybe that'll be the one that finally gets him to respect us.

Oh would you look at that, they've (apparently) switched off Grok's nudifying feature. Now the government don't have to make any difficult decisions, such as leaving the site.

Utterly baffled that Cineworld have apparently decided not to show the Twenty One Pilots show in my town, even though they did air the Cinema Experience here and there's tons of clikkies here, but also that the closest location showing it is in a town a third smaller than mine, thirty miles away!

Craziest part about the Luigi Mangione case is how the real killer is still out there.

Ofcom doing investigations, government reviewing their use of Twitter and threatening to ban it... of course, they could do all that that right now, as far as I'm aware, there's nothing forcing them to use the site, so it just kinda feels like they're dragging it out, hoping Musk will turn off his

Let's burn down Dema with mama.

In a 2022 interview with The Independent, Harry Melling stated his support for trans rights in straightforward terms.

So queer kids aren't allowed on trans subreddits but Keir Starmer gets to use the child porn site every day, got it

Oh, there it is.

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

It's Christmas Eve, and John McClane is in the ducts.

MERRY THE LINE DAY

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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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I'd trust a Sims 2 player with my immortality over a techbro, those nerds have been bringing Knut Futa back from corrupted death since 2004.