Dear fucking god the Astronaut Suicide Mario x Old Spice ad is real?!?!?

The cut would impact both disabled adults who live with low-income family members and older SSI recipients who live with their adult children on tight budgets. As many as 400,000 people could have their support cut or eliminated, per the Social Security Administration's estimates.

WATCH: The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of the second Trump administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases. Full story: propub.li/4tHp2Wd

TV tonight: let the David Attenborough 100th birthday celebrations begin!

Luigi & Samus ⭐️ (doodle c0mm)

I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.

Thinking about Gummigoo in a dissociative state, and I was pondering other ways he could emote with his eyes. In another universe where I didn't kill him.

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Knowing how many people and their families are lined up to watch the most miserable, experimental, "fuck it we ball" episode in the series is going to be interesting.

Anti-woke centrists: hahahaha, woke is gone. Wait this sucks actually

Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car

NEW: “Arrest as many people that touch you as you want to," Gregory Bovino told Border Patrol officers in 2025. But a review of hundreds of such arrests shows that charges brought against protesters and bystanders repeatedly fell apart under scrutiny. w/ @frontlinepbs.bsky.social

We found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing

It's shaken out just like my GenX high school. The freaks and punks were in the minority then, and we're in the minority now, with most of our classmates happily ignorant (and largely racist). Those of us railing against Reagan, and the system in general, haven't changed much.

generation lead never fails

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

Over the past year, the vast majority of new jobs have gone to women. One economist says to help men find work, we need to embrace ways to "make girly jobs appeal to manly men." n.pr/3OwioTq

After swooping around the moon, viewing an eclipse, breaking an Apollo distance record and testing out a space toilet, NASA's Artemis II mission is about to return to Earth. Here's what the astronauts must face to make it safely home. n.pr/4tHsWyb

Calls are increasing inside Congress for investigations into the prediction market platform Polymarket after the latest instance where groups of anonymous traders made strategic, well-timed bets on a major geopolitical event hours before it occurred. n.pr/41Zphja

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

Pope Leo condemns Trump’s threat to destroy Iranian civilization: ‘Truly unacceptable’ www.ms.now/news/pope-le...

the chicago pope must excommunicate the heretic jd vance

Immigrants who sought asylum during border surge under increasing pressure minnesotareformer.com/2026/04/08/r...

Is this because Israel is violating the ceasefire?

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a settlement with a food delivery platform over fees charged to local restaurants. https://bit.ly/4tyRo4D

Voters graded the president A-F on his handling of 16 domestic and foreign policy issues, along with his overall performance.

A Long Island architect who led a secret life as a serial killer pleaded guilty on Wednesday to murdering seven women and admitted he killed an eighth in a string of long-unsolved crimes known as the Gilgo Beach killings. https://to.pbs.org/47Q7QoH

She helped the authorities deport her abuser. Then they deported her back to him.

This is a breaking news story.

The Justice Department said Bondi will not testify as planned on April 14 after she was ousted as Attorney General.

With just over two months until the World Cup begins, the hotel industry doesn’t see the promised economic boon on the horizon.

France's Emmanuel Macron has said it is vital that the two-week ceasefire between the U.S. and Iran also extends to Israel’s strikes against Lebanon.

Six years ago, Kristen Clarke was the first Black woman to serve as the DOJ's civil rights chief. The department has since “fully retreated from the mission,” and voting rights, in particular, has seen true decimation. But Clarke is ready to fight for a democracy we need and deserve.

JD Vance will visit Hungary today in an 11th-hour attempt to boost key MAGA ally PM Viktor Orbán before an all-important election at the end of the week. But the U.S. vice president’s trip appears unlikely to swing an increasingly bitter race.

Three years ago, our reporter received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of thousands of files: years of secretly recorded conversations, private militia chat logs and videos sent by a man named John Williams. (Published Jan. 2025)

“Sunny, what do you mean when you say Juno is an orange cat on whom someone spilled black paint”

My previous intern used ChatGPT to get his master degree in computer diploma and it *showed*. It was really bad. He didn't know how to use Excel. I had him add up 10 numbers, no fraction. He used his phone's calculator for the sum. He got the WRONG sum because he mis-punched several numbers.

roll the clip

5-year-old Liam Ramos and family to be deported, lawyer says

The data engineer started as a casual reader of the Jeffrey Epstein files. Then he became obsessed, and built the most extensive network graph of the sexual predator’s shadowy world. www.wired.com/story/he-bui...

"Although Americans (and people around the world) are hardened to Trump’s outrageous behavior," writes @sulliview.bsky.social, "they ought to be aware of what this is."

Bellingcat and our partners at @evidentmedia.org and @calmatters.org have tracked US Border Patrol agents, analysing over 85 hours of footage taken across the country to try and unpack the circumstances around multiple use-of-force incidents. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

Let's catch up on the hilarious Afroman defamation trial: defector.com/lets-catch-u...

I wanna know how many takes this took. You can see him fighting to keep from laughing his ass off

she thanked me for planning an early date that gave her an excuse to duck out of the office and not have to smile politely at co-workers bragging about their vibecoding projects. her infinite capacity for midwestern nice is a load-bearing element of this polycule