Bert wakes up and wants to run the damn ball each and every day @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

The Boundary Waters is one of the most magical places on earth, hands down. This is shit

Happy 4/14/2012 to all who celebrate

Stupidity is as contagious as measles

Thanks to Arsenal it’s barely 6:30am and my weekend is ruined. GDI

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

Yeah man, this is awesome. Anyone who said she didn’t deserve to win because “she didn’t live in the district long enough” can fuck all the way off. Folks have a bootstrap mentality to being a good member of their community FOH

NONE OF THIS WILL SAVE YOU DONNY! YOUR ASS IS COOKED

everyone knows real cowboys take time out of their day for an insta photo shoot

alan ritchson based? word

Gavin Newsom today is 2012 Doug Burgum

Every time I see Bruce Pearl on my TV

I’m turning the TV to a different channel anytime Bruce Pearl shows his face. I don’t wanna listen to that loudmouth idiot

Zuckerberg should build a metaverse in the real world with affordable housing and health care and jobs that pay a living wage.

I wanna know how many takes this took. You can see him fighting to keep from laughing his ass off

Happy for Purdue* (horrific loss to a 14-seed incoming)

Bottle of everclear, 30-ish cans of lite beer, bottle of sprite, two cans of frozen orange juice concentrate.

This administration enjoys being disingenuous. They think if they play stupid then there will be no questions asked and nothing will be done to limit their power. And so far, it’s working.

Your state would never

Out of ideas for how to burn though holiday leftovers? Make a pizza. There are no rules just toss it all on there and serve it with a side of gravy

Nice

JULIOOOOOOOOO

Hoping the team bus runs over Butker on the way to the airport 🤘

For Max Johnson’s sake I kinda hope he throws for 4 TDs here

Sounders gotta drop a gear and put this game out of reach

Love these moody PNW mornings

So blessed to have Max and Dunny calling the Sounders again. Easily the best duo in the game rn

The last 15’ of this Club America and MNUFC match are gonna be insane

Sounders hate 3 goal leads just FYI

That’s Chicago Fire legend Chris Armas to you

This is art

Thankful media figures like Marc Maron continue to exist

When you strip away humanity

Jesus Ferreira is snakebit

Gonna get ahead of it all and blame Joe Biden for the flash flooding in Chapel Hill tonight. DM for interviews

Just continuing to be disingenuous, aren’t we?

Absolutely fucking not. Cutbacks are not ‘risky’ they are deadly as you have so eloquently noted.

Riley Gaines spinning coming 5th in a college swim meet into a career as a political commentator says a lot about the dynamics of right-wing punditry.

Cackling

#FMF supporters doing the chant huh?

Uhhh

I can’t see because I’m crying laughing. This is perfect

Every fucking dem legislator needs to start talking and acting like they’re the ones with guts and balls and it needs to happen all the damn time.

Timeless Toyota pickups are the only investment I want to make anymore

I, like many Americans, only watch the Cowboys because I love to laugh at their futility and their stupid stadium

The lord has blessed us this beautiful day with the EFL playoff final and then the DfB-Pokal to follow #blessed

Chuck seems like he’s high as hell

Can let everyone in Toronto go home after the 2nd period. No sense in sticking this one out