Apple needs to do better advertising. Like their shows are usually a hit but slept on. Kerry Washington in ‘Imperfect Women’ >>>>

Whew my electricity bill was actually back to normal this month. THANK YOU LORD.

Nah forreal. That man so goated for having me this way. Never would I have ever thought.

I want another baby bad. I love a man so much I actually want to make another person with him 🥺

I’ve seen some of the strangest things in Bugattis, the after hours spot. And I knew right then and there I had no damn business in that place.

I’m tired of calling you my baby can we make one?

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor for ‘SINNERS’ at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Just come be the man I need.

The kale salad from CFA is a banger. And don’t let me add some grilled nuggets.. my gawwd.

My love language is that you’re the only person not ignored on the days I don’t want to talk to anyone.

My man’s mother passed last night and it all just feels like dejavu. Trying to be strong as him and for him but man this shit is hard. Lord please grant the strength.

Please stop fucking coming to New Orleans just to insult it. Keep yall ass in y’all raggedy ass dingy ass towns and leave us alone!

It ain’t no better feeling than seeing a person who WISH they would’ve never done you wrong to lose you. I know you miss me bookie.

The trend where folks are asking the suburban kids to square up is hilarious. I have to do mine.

Pussy this pussy that. Come and lick this pussy cat.

Chile both the time change and my allergies tearing my ass up. I need a break. FAWKKK.

Gumbo guru is hilarious.

My memories be popping up and I be realizing that I make some beautiful babies. 🥰

Ppl be lying, knowing that you’re aware they’re lying but still fucking volunteering lies. Chileeee.

Only people that can hate the summer is southern people cause fuck them 100° days

This is so funny to me

Me and one of my patients just had a good ole time giving God his praise and cackling at the things the devil be trying to throw at us in life. I love to see an elder happy. Despite sickness etc they just know it’s a blessing to still be here and someone always has it worse. —My day was made. ☺️

My patients always say “your voice is so pleasant” and I be wanting to say please stop lying baby. This deep country shit is not pleasant lmao.

Bad bitches have bad days too.

R.J Decker had me tuned in.

Folks wild. Some shit I post be just in general. No need to try and connect it to my real life because you would literally never know lol. Smh anywhoooo.. Happy Tuesday!

Imma be so sleepy today. Lawwwwd. 😭😭

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Someone said “so l guess everybody just up drunk????” MM YES. Pretty much. 😂😂😂

Tyler Lepley pissed me off in this movie but I love when him and Eva Marcille work together.

Idc what I have to do to lighten my mood even the slightest before I close my eyes I will always do so. I do not play about going to sleep mad etc. —whether it be within myself or someone else. Life is too short.

I don’t want someone who only fixes their actions when they notice a mood change or when I say something. I am very much aware of that closed mouths don’t get fed but some shit is just common sense and bare minimum literally. Ppl know exactly what they be doing.

I’m emotional. I feel everything extremely big.

Before I knew it I had finished the entire bottle of wine and halfway through another. Sighs. Where’s my baby?! Lord send em to 1039. 😭

I remember all of these. OG BlackSky >>>

Can’t wait until my new living room set gets delivered. Imma fall asleep many nights reclined reading a good book drinking my wine.

Books that make you remember them are my favorite. some reads are unforgettable.

Every chance I get 😮‍💨😴

I do not like repeating myself too many times. Hell at all if I’m being honest. If I ever feel I’m not being genuinely heard I’m just not saying shit else. Period. Petty maybe but Idc.

Not I misspelled the damn word and all. Big mama was tired and yep sleep won that fight obviously. Jumped up thinking I was late for work. 😅

Until women are no longer brutalized and murdered by men en masse, I don’t want to hear anything about our complaints when it comes to men, be it online or off. We are literally dying out here (yes the numbers are high for Black women)

Need an emotional support meal right now.

I do not like being Barbara the builder. So I will always pay for convenience or let my partner do it if they’re able and willing. ‘Cause nah. Will gladly stick to decorating and organizing.

mayonnaise is amazing, and i think people dislike it because they had low quality mayonnaise or warm.

You deserve! Exactly what I did yesterday! lol

The best I could muster with my limited PS skillz.

It will finally be in the 70s and 80s this weekend and into next week. So I’m excited to be getting these new leg tattoos done in time for Summer.

Finally getting fresh new ink therapy. It’s definitely been a little minute. 🥰

Whew. Many many funny stories.