We still have time for a game-winning safety

Suddenly feeling like this again

Wait were those A&M fans doing a "U Down" like a Horns Down? Honestly that's perfect lmao

There have been 833 games featuring an FBS team this year ... At least 9 points have been scored in all of them (San Diego State beat NIU 6-3 in Week 5) 13 minutes to glory here

Okay I just saw a post about Nick Sheridan going to Michigan State that referred to him as a "former Michigan QB" and so I checked his wiki and— Oh shit, he started a few games for them when I was in high school. I *remember him* as a Michigan QB and never realized they were the same dude lmao

Guy at the shop called and said he got the bass set up but it turns out some of the frets need leveling. Which is annoying bc that's clearly a QC issue (the bass is 3 months old!), but also I feel vindicated that I could not get the A string to stop buzzing no matter what I did.

MORE MISSED FIELD GOALS (4) THAN POINTS (3)

This game is fucking garbage 🤩

Mario horny as hell after a scoreless first quarter

Oh the Sooners are handling this well.

Y'all wanted a close first round game and a road team to win one and that Alabama monkey's paw slapped y'all in the damn face, didn't it

You may think progressive causes and gumps don't go together, but my grandmother is Queen Gump and last year for Xmas we donated to a fund for trans kids in her name, and she loved it so much she cried

And a Rammer Jammer Yellow-fuckin-hammer to all the haters tonight 🐘🌹

Whole buncha yall owe Yellowhammer Fund money www.yellowhammerfund.org

Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll shambolically refuse to die then

"Oklahoma's impossibly good kicker chokes twice" is not how I pictured this game ending, but I'll sure take it!

Venables probably should have just kicked that on first down tbh

Lol what on Earth, Ryan

Oh, I actually didn't realize the rule was "entirely inside the upright" lol. That's def out then, I think?

Uhhhhh, that looked good?

"Fuck it we blitz" is my favorite version of Kane Wommack

Gahhhhh, that's a big one if Dewberry holds the block on the LB for a second longer

What's your "internet joke/reference/meme" that nobody else seems to love as much as you, because mine's clearly Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

KELBY COLLINS SIGHTING?????

If Keon Keeley had picked that I would have ascended to another plane of existence

For This Briefest Of Moments, I Don't Want To Get Off Mr. DeBoer's Wild Ride

DANIEL FUCKIN HILL

If you think that shouldn't be a catch, you're a cop

Bernard is a WITCH

HOLY FUCK, GERM

I'll take this one as payback for the phantom illegal formation last year

Christ

How did they miss a false start there??? Or am I crazy

That was a weird fucking call on 3rd and 6

Jesus Christ these fucking drops, man

Consecutive sacks??????

A long run and a deep pass on the same drive???? What dimension have we entered?????

FINISH YOUR DRINKS

Fucking Christ

Ty you FUCKING dumbass, don't try to make an adjustment with three seconds left on the fucking play clock!!!!

LFGGGGGGG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO okay, are we finally gonna get stupid with this shit instead of depressing?

That felt like a sequence of miracles

Y'all *want* this clown, Michigan?

Jesus Christ this fucking sucks

Holy fuck, bench the fucking punter already