Absolutely perfect landing spot for Ty, hell yeah

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

I was on course teams the last two years with a coworker who's older, and we clashed a little at times just on differences in style. But I can tell he still likes me because he constantly sends me quantum physics memes via email

You ever want to be the one who tips this shit over the edge, well

There is nothing more powerful and more meaningful than just choosing to help someone else, in whatever way you can. Every little bit matters, but when we all do it together, no hatred or malice or cruelty can stand in the way.

We’re gonna win

Billionaires funding the roster but Texas Tech looking like a bunch of poors right now tbh

Aight here's what I got for the @edsbs.bsky.social Charity Bowl, y'all: First, $10 for each Alabama national championship, because I think @jasonkirk.fyi would agree that for these purposes, even 1941 counts

Good things came from the movies and revival, but I've never entirely forgiven Futurama for not just letting "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" be the finale. It's a perfect piece of television.

I ain't got time for Alabama fans who tell me they hate Tennessee more than Auburn. That's great for you, but I grew up in Birmingham and was a teenager during the Tuberville streak. I hate Auburn more than you've ever imagined hating any team.

Reminder that we weren't that far away from the Spurs getting Cooper Flagg two years after getting Wemby. I think I would've hated them harder than I've ever hated any non-Auburn sports franchise ever

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I don't think I could say anything not nice about Tim Curry?

“Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial. Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.” This is why we should fund science. 🧪

Like, unfortunately the PRODUCT FOR MEN marketing was spot on!! It does look good on my broad shoulders and large gut!!

Okay there's a couple companies that make t-shirts/basics that I get ads for, and the gist of the ads is like "Hey MEN, you know how t-shirts fit awkwardly because REAL MEN have BIG CHESTS and BROAD SHOULDERS and BEER BELLIES?? We made shirts to fit that and YOUR LADY WILL THINK YOU LOOK SEXY"

Your scientists and their priorities, etc

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

AI executives can only promise to build a digital god that might destroy the world, declare that they're going to replace a vast swath of everyone's jobs, and work directly to subvert democracy for so long before people, some of whom *take their words at face value*, will decide to act.

I know this is late timing since it's over now and they're back safe but I keep watching this TikTok and crying

Kansas City Bisexuals

God I'm so fucking tired of him. I wish it would just happen already.

Perfect creature. Beautiful. Sweet. Chaotic. Brains of a brine shrimp. 10/10 no notes.

rural Wisconsin counties that went for Trump by roughly 20% voted for the liberal candidate today.

We're doing a full Scrubs rewatch, inspired by the revival (which is good!), and we just got through "My Lunch" So if anyone needs me I'll be sobbing in the corner

You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.

Extremely strong cosign, because Jesus Fucking Christ

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:

Prog bands write songs that aren't 13 minutes long challenge

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Me: "what is the deal with people thinking waifish twinks who look like they have wasting diseases are attractive, I've never understood that" *A wild "Gerran Howell when not in character as Whitaker" appears!* Me: "UGH, FINE, I GUESS"

WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE 1980s, I WONDER

When I was in college we would have bought out this entire display in the name of science

I know a lot of teachers complain about teaching seniors in the spring, and I totally get why. But man, if you've got a class with the right vibes and you're not crunched for time content-wise (neither is a given!), it can be phenomenal.

Can't believe I'm stanning for antifascist queen Ms. Rachel—with like four months to go before I even become a dad—but here we are

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

booty had me like

1st half UConn vs 2nd half UConn

HOLY SHIT UCONN

The anti-trans side has spent years building up propaganda claiming this doesn't happen and I need you all to know they are lying.

DM: "Alright [player], you're up first" Player: "I turn around and cast Enlarge on the elephant" fellas, today's D&D session is off to a CRACKING start