dudes rock

Every time I miss a phone appointment with my psych (rare but it happens), I have a moment of panic before remembering that: probably a guy who treats patients with Forgetful Scatterbrain Disorder isn't going to really be fazed when a patient with said disorder forgets or is late to an appointment

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page

these men have brains the consistency of diarrhea

One more "keep the glass" night at The Ginger Man in Rice Village would fix my soul

Wholesome posting: think I had a breakthrough with a parent on getting their kid an academic accommodation that the kid needs

Ughhhhhhhhh can we just go one year without a major pre- or early-season injury? But man, does this make it all the better than Labaron withdrew from the draft

Go Birds, dickhead

Holy Christ, Indiana put Illinois in the fucking Torment Nexus yesterday

Realizing Clemson has reached Auburn level in the specific sense that there is no way for them to lose that isn't hilarious and delightful to me

GO FOR THE THROAT, FRAN

Sorry, you expect me to believe "Devon Dampier" is a Utah quarterback and not somebody's Vampire: The Masquerade character?

Great teams cover! #RiceFight

Rice runs some deeply sanctified option football

Please do not mix academic rice with athletic rice.

(why bother with the NFL when you could watch my Owls run the option against Charlotte tonight)

ICONIC

Read an interview with Mark Hamill about The Long Walk with more than one question along the lines of "you're known for playing an iconic hero! What's it like to be a villain?" and hoo boy, tell me you know nothing about Mark Hamill's post-Star Wars career without telling me

Landon Ransom-Goelz just turned around to catch a deep pass for Rice at like the 5 and then backed up into the end zone while staring down the DB he beat on the play We are so fucking back

I love that all three of the SEC conference games on right now are their own special brand of sicko bullshit

Why is everybody so determined to injure Rice's punter

Kirby feeling ALIVE right now

Growing steadily more grateful we get Tennessee at home this year

EAT SHIT DABO LMFAOOOOOOO

Is he officially known as "Lottie Brooks" now?

I love when referees say "pass interference — OFFense" like they're as surprised as you

Oh, you can do that?!

Respect to my coworkers who rush out of school the moment they're allowed to leave but it couldn't be me. "Dissociating at my desk for 15 minutes after my last obligation of the day" is one of the primary structural supports for my mental health

Heartwarming: Local Teacher Manages to Hold Huge Fart Until After Last Student Leaves Room

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

About to record my Rice pod with the help of our dedicated production assistant

Me most years: "my only complaint with SP+ is that it often gives teams who have done nothing but destroy bad teams a little too much credit" Me today: "is Bama getting ENOUGH credit for demolishing ULM? the people are asking, Bill!"

Ran 69 offensive plays (nice)

Consider Mississippi State????

Holy fuck Keelon Russell is the truth

Can't erase the stain of last week against ULM but at least they ain't fuckin around

About to enter the 4th and neither team has reached 100 passing yards, both under 5 yards per attempt ¡El Assicooooooooo!

New bass day!!!

RICE IS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

On the bright side maybe fans will stop storming the field against us sometime soon, since beating Alabama isn't really a big deal anymore

No more excuses about anything, man. Kalen seems like a nice guy but he's pretty clearly out of his depth here. Just flat embarrassing to be this bad with this much talent.

Losing track of how many times Alabama has been badly out coached in the last year

Is Dan Lanning's buyout any smaller than it was a year and a half ago

Friendship ended with Kane Wommack, now [the sweet release of death] is my best friend

HEY LOOK KANE, THAT SHIT WORKED, HUH