crispy chicken patty mango habanero jack cheese slice griddled ham kewpie mayo toasted potato bun

“sassy” OH IM SURE

where the FUCK IS PIKACHU

tbh i think a good reason to choose bulbaaur early is to avoid getting poisoned by weedle

grilled ham scrambled egg cheese potato bread

i eat my trail mix by shoveling in the dried fruit and nuts first, saving the chocolate pieces for last now, i’m not diagnosed- but i’m pretty sure

I found a word document from 2012 where I had hammered out a series of "free movie ideas". I present them to you here, unedited, as I wrote them 14 years ago. Then, back to food!

Craving a Chicago dog 🌭

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

yknow i have adult money maybe i will get leafgreen on friday

My new OC, Mio! ✨ Pictured here in his natural environment: surrounded by people but the centre of attention. :3

look, yall are just gonna have to accept the occasional titty over here. too many good artists on bsky

Human art

burger king onion rings lofthouse frosted sugar cookies long john silvers and the most basic vanilla ice cream you can find

A short haired isabelle for your viewing pleasure

Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/

this is the year i finally figure out how to order girl scout cookies by mail

assuming everyone has their phone/wallet flint: cinnamon gum, handkerchief ells: pen screwdriver, utility knife lorelei: frosty lip balm, protective amulet terra: lucky rock, monkfruit sweetener drake: fingerless gloves shawn: lens wipe, hard candy/stickers for kids

Bayonetta

she's tired of being the butt of the joke

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Interesting graphic they just showed on the CBC feed - who are the most dominant countries in a single sport in Olympic history by gold medal %? 1. Chinese table tennis 2. USA basketball 3. Canada women's hockey 4. Germany bobsled 5. Norway cross-country 6. Netherlands speed skating

choose your fav tiny bird

This captures my fear about these drugs - that people will see their existence as license to be even crueler to fat people and to further police what an acceptable body looks like. I already see it in people I know- they use the drugs to confirm their judgments rather than question their assumptions

ohhhhh my god, my mom would get these for quick lunches, i miss the chicken jalapeno cheese ones so bad...

cant wait to see what new bullshit flavors they have for the peeps this easter

a drawing that felt like a challenge

do not have the time to do vday art this year so please to enjoy art from years previous 💖

happy valentine’s day!

i invented a kind of small cake with a hole in it today. it’s sweet and salty and you can decorate it with chocolate. i call it The Tonguepleaser

saw john wick v good

matthew broderick you fucking asshole

You’ve got my body, flesh, and bone #Blade #HonkaiStarRail

happy birthday @abbythecleric.bsky.social !!!

できたー！

Whooooosh

oh my god they’ve been here the whole time

Goth Frieren 🖤 #葬送のフリーレン

Yuki Tsukumo #jjk #jujutsukaisen 💪

hmmm

"looking down the barrel of a gun" - beastie boys "eat that up, its good for you" - two door cinema club "you think i ain't worth a dollar, but i feel like a millionaire" - queens of the stone age "headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet" - fall out boy im sure theres others

maintenance mode

Someone suggested this should be our 2-sided Olympic rings for tomorrow, but honestly, I'm at a loss about what to do.

altoona pizza, this stupid groundhog- is my home state good for anything?????

boy, lookit all that stuff

brand new sapphic vampire goth tiefling OC just dropped 🩸🧛‍♀️