Just want to point out that if you were having a full conversation with someone you knew and then suddenly they pulled off their face to reveal they were a total stranger in disguise, you would have a fucking heart attack and die

This commercial fuckin sucks

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Love this movie.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Helluva sail tonight, and I have @presjr88.bsky.social to thank for it. We took my daughter into the High Seas on the deck of Lilith's Fury, my Brig that is pledged to "For All Eternity". And together, we finally let her sink her fangs into other ships while her captain learned to fight.

Abstract paintings by artist Anamika. [📹 the_oblivious_mind]

Every cat owner has garbage laying around the house and you have to explain that its the cat's favorite garbage and so you can't throw it away.

Two people across the globe(Norway to California) meet in a silly little pirate game in 2021. Miles apart but we made it work and on March 31st 2025, we got married. Happy Anniversary to my soulmate. Thanks to @seaofthieves.com because the open seas brought me the greatest treasure of all💙🧡🥂

I’ve loved Drew Goddard’s work since Cabin In The Woods and all of his following projects. I’m so happy Project Hail Mary is becoming a huge hit. This is a great article. www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Both are absolutely excellent. Must-see.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

“Matthews … we’re getting another one of those strange ‘aw blah es span yol’ sounds.”

This is still the greatest action setpiece in cinema history. Sorry Fury Road.

I just need everyone to know that the Jurassic Park T-Rex Skeleton LEGO set has a small frog with a steering wheel built into the spinal column of the skeleton, I'm assuming in reference to the frog DNA used in the dinosaurs in the book/movie.

“So then this little sailor dude whips out this can of spinach, this crazy music starts playin’, and … well, just look at this place.”

My old person trait is that I believe single player games should still be able to be played without requiring an internet connection. My old person trait is that websites should always work in a web browser instead of forcing me to download an app to access it. And the app should be optional.

If the Toddman can do it so can you.

I finally tested my purple paper and I love it! ☺️💜 #TraditionalArt #MixedMedia

there should be a service where you just sort of tag out of your life for a bit and someone else takes over all your responsibilities, while you hang out in a mid-rate hotel watching basic cable. and since it was my idea it should be free for me.

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones)

Happy birthday, @seaofthieves.com! You guys bring light and fun into the world. Here’s to an awesome 8 years. Thanks for everything you do.

Latest build! Easily one of my favs.

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

i watched Sinners in theaters again tonight. my third watch. it's so much better than One Battle After Another lol give Sinners all the awards

And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighbor’s “For Sale” sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in.

@seaofthieves.com new title screen includes a drowned dead body in the top right, that’s certainly a choice 😄 youtu.be/tCwkG0E4BsE?...

Renfer: I accidentally deleted my original brief because I was overwhelmed so I used AI to try and replicate my prior work

the blue lake 2hrs speedpaint #hollowknight #art

The thing that convinced me to watch The Pitt wasn't the reviews or buzz, it was seeing ppl draw fanart. If artists are spending some of their precious,precious free time on fanart for a TV show you know it's good.

Public service announcement: It is okay to use curseballs and bone callers. They are part of the game. #seaofthieves.com

ZODIAC was released 19 years ago today. Telling the story of one of the United States’ most notorious serial killers, and among the most acclaimed films of David Fincher, the making of story is as mysterious as the case… 1/37

Theme: Animal Appreciation #SoTShot @seaofthieves.com #SeaOfThieves

Post an iconic horror movie image.

hey

the snail do be having good ideas tho

thought of a thing

SESAME STREET is a show about a group of cheerful ageless monsters who live their best lives while the humans around them age and eventually fade away and I think that's beautiful.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

🐈✨ #SoTShot theme: Animal Appreciation @seaofthieves.com #SeaOfThieves

I Am the Night: The Ultimate Unauthorized History of Batman: The Animated Series is both the story of the creation of a landmark cartoon (packed with new interviews with the folks who made it happen) and a deep dive into what it meant to both animation and the character of Batman. It drops on 9/1.

Bill Watterson, 1991

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Calling all pirates: our new six-Sloop Last Ship Standing mode will be available to try in the Insider build next week, with a stress test planned for February 18th from 8pm UTC. Want to help put it through its paces? Join our Insiders here: https://seaofthieves.com/insider

I can’t remember who made this joke originally but I just thought of it again and it still makes me laugh: “He died doing what he loved: surprising tigers”.

Finished #Wonderman last night. It was refreshingly good. Unlike other recent Marvel shows, it dint feel like homework to watch. Really enjoyed seeing Trevor back and the slow development of Simon Williams. It felt like Iron Man where you meet the person before their powers appear. Great ending too.

“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”

@alexbenzer.com Suggestion to improve app user experience. When we select Hide Post, please hide it immediately and then give an option to Undo. Some posts I really want off my screen immediately. Thanks!