Blue Prince (2025)

Stranger Things is full of unimaginable lovecraftian horrors but I watch one scene in which they give Will dialogue and I'm like, good luck lovecraftian horrors

Making every episode of your series exponentially longer as a bit. Oh the finale is here. It's 1.1258999e+15 hours long

£22.50 for 4.5L (vs 1L for £18, for some reason)

AMA: I bought the Henderson's jerrycan

for the last time adobe i would not like you to do a generative ai summary of my train ticket qr code

How does it cost $60 to break a lightbulb

Curious how the Graham Linehan story is being spun, including by the BBC. He was arrested on suspicion of the criminal offence of inciting violence; but the BBC is now conflating his incitement with a "non-crime hate incident".

[talking to a child] if you eat too many oreos Dr Chris van Tulleken will appear and not leave until he's successfully defined 'ultra-processed' in a way that isn't just 'any food that's been verbed'

Diane Keaton's best film? I'd probably have to go with Francis Ford Coppola's 1972 classic, "The Godfather". Five stars, for me!

The nobel prize for everything goes to whoever invents a plant based burger the size of a normal burger bun

"LATEX CONDO. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those."

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

So there are people who think you should be able to stay in the UK if you have a job... unless that job is specifically in the NHS?

Great that he's put "he wouldn't" rather than "you wouldn't". Hard to disagree. Rooney couldn't score that overhead kick today, either

The Paper isn't The Office yet, pretty clear they made it a 'spinoff' just for the ads as it adds nothing to the show, it is very watchable though

You don't think they're...

New King of the Hill three eps in: with characters this warm and strong you can't really miss (though far too much Dale, not enough Bill). Has the same pace issues as every stream reboot but it'll work through, definitely one of the better ones

Hank Hill canonically struggled to vote for GWB because he had a limp handshake

i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff

The Lioness' win will inspire a generation, but most importantly of all, it'll inflate the price at which your favourite club can sell its women's team to their own shell company as part of desperate financial shenanigans

this must be the large language model everyone's talking about

Please don't scroll past! If everyone using this country gave $150,000, we could end this fundraiser today

All the writers jumping on "give one like, get one opinion" because it's the only way writers can still get paid upfront

You can all share your opinions whenever you want, because Jesus gave us all "one like" -- the greatest Like of all

This Paris pub quiz was going pretty well until the "name the Metro line from the blurred map" picture round, 10 points, we never got around to using the Metro

The first half of this is phenomenal, Clickhole-esque www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju...

Paris bodega cat not giving a fuck, no hiding in the shelves, I'm in the middle of the floor because I own this shop

When Howard Beale spoke out against UBS's merger they didn't fire him, they merely brainwashed him. There was honour back then. OK then they assassinated him but that was just about ratings

When we were doing air con discourse I looked up how long you'd have to run air con to emit the yearly carbon saved by going vegan. Very roughly 1000 hours. Didn't tweet it though as that would be Smug and Preachy

Chelsea winning the CWC will be the final nail in the coffin for its legitimacy. It will never be allowed to happen again. Full support

Watching Wimbledon on BBC iPlayer so of course the ending gets spoiled by BBC News push notification before the lag catches up. Just wait 60 seconds maybe

Bold to close with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" when you do not, in fact, want any attention to this matter

Correct share.google/id20s9N6iL4n...

Then: uh oh I forgot to carry the 1 and now Gandhi is nuclear, who'da thought Now: uh oh I typed "don't forget you're racist now x" into the prompts and now my bot is racist, who'da thought

RAY: Look. I'm just saying. A lot of people are saying you should be dead by now. MOTH: ... RAY: I'm not telling you to do anything. I'm just saying it's reflecting badly on me. MOTH: ... RAY: I'd sell millions if you did

The thing I learned from the Salt Path article is she's since written two more books with the exact same plot. Even leaving the rest aside, that's a level of cynicism you have to respect

DRIVERS: this is dangerous. Too wet. Instant red flag. Undriveable F1: why not try the tyres we designed for this very situation DRIVERS: no

this gamble aware stuff is just getting weird now

Critical support for collapsing the AMOC current

Don't make me tap the sign

Someone lend us a million quid so I can buy this 60sqm landlord-chic zone 2 two-bed www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

oh sorry I was aiming for Scunthorpe, I thought you said "point to Iron"

If you were the Club World Cup would you not at least have the little ball car. If you've paid $350 to see Dynamo Riyadh you deserve the car at least

toddler is insisting with great conviction that he wants his protest sign to say “Hi”

Remember the time they thought AR was the future and they put it on a bunch of their searches and you used it to put an Emperor Penguin on the pub table exactly once

sitting in my apartment firing off missives instructing protesters on the morally correct way to respond when they’re fired on by federal forces