well, i just left someone a voicemail and my phone wouldn’t let me end the call on my own terms so apologies to that man and the 30 seconds of dead air in his inbox.

TARIFFIC NEWS!

this is how we get “when she loved me” to number one and, with enough rule-fudging, the oscar it deserves

giving my uncle who makes $$$ asking if i have peacock 🫩

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“[James Talarico] was supposed to be here, but we were told in no uncertain terms by our network’s lawyers, who called us directly, that we could not have him on the broadcast,” Colbert said.

barely an hour into the day after sleeping in quibis. rachel mcadams send help!

this potomac reunion might be the best any cast has ever looked. it might not even be a contest.

it’s breaking my brain that the housemaid is 131 minutes but i will say that 20 minutes in i’m really picking up what it’s putting down. amanda seyfried, thank you for your service, you’re doing amazing sweetie.

need to hear naomi watts’s jackie o say something withering about splash. doesn’t even have to be withering, i just want to hear her say “splash.”

celebrating valentine’s day with my great love: cigarettes. (i woke up at 4 am and watched the secret agent and now i’m onto love story: jfk & carolyn bessette.)

I am here for the collective Jill Zarin hate.

Jill Zarin is having the day she deserves 😊

louder!

love that i’ve been up and mostly scrolling for an hour and somehow have no idea who won the super bowl. they could still be playing for all i know. laughing at how inconsequential the game itself is in the shadow of the halftime show.

9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, 25 carts, and one very excellent BTS explainer

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit. Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

The English major in me watching Bad Bunny's half time show: "A full-on narrative arc! 🤌🏾"

I am blown away by the sheer technical precision evinced by everyone involved in that halftime show, both in front of and behind the camera, and even more impressed they didn’t let the effort in the way of making it so goddamn fun to watch.

The amount of preparation and precision required to direct and stage that Super Bowl halftime is BEYOND BELIEF.

Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.

imagine sitting in those stands or on your couch and acting like the opera of sorts taking place on that field isn’t extremely fucking cool

a halftime show making me want to watch west side story or in the heights right after it is kind of inspired

i’m about to get cte from banging my head against the wall between time moving like it does in a christopher nolan movie and all the ads breaking it up having the same energy/aesthetic as aunt gladys.

drag queens nationwide have been saying “we are moments away from bad bunny” because the countdown clock has been around 0:30 for the last 15 minutes

madame tussaud’s dunkin’ commercial is going to give me nightmares.

3 minutes in football could be anywhere from 10 to 150 minutes and that’s my problem with it.

Thinking of her today

Glenn Close’s glorious wig in Le Divorce (2003)

i love the pitt. i love splashing myself with now ice cold coffee because of a prosthetic jump-scare. i love being terrified of sepsis and encephalitis on a saturday morning before 9 am. honestly you probably get a better look at the state of america from this than, say, the news.

need someone to profile the person who knocks on the door every traitors breakfast.

good morning to amanda frances and amanda frances only. what would be unbearable on probably any other franchise is pretty inspired on beverly hills. i don’t care if she’s one-and-done i appreciate her shaking the gilded birdcage.

going to be pretty funny when kamala’s announcement is that she’s moderating a talkback with charli xcx and the creative team behind the moment, in theaters now.

there are at least sixty teams at this local heated rivalry-themed trivia: 🥹 mine is not one of the top three: 😔

How Editor Andy Jurgensen Found the Right Balance of Tone and Momentum for 'One Battle After Another' [VIDEO INTERVIEW]

When SZA says something about god: 👏🏼 When Jelly Roll said something about god: 🤮

kelly bensimon yelled “al sharpton” on scary island so cher could yell “luther vandross” on the grammy stage. in this essay i will…

I love how every year the Grammys get into hour 4 and the vibe is "Everybody get comfortable, we still have 8 or 10 more weird things we wanna do."

i feel so bad for the gay person faye dunaway just asked why they think it’s cute when cher fucks up presenting.

For 20 years straight, nearly every mention of Ms. Lauryn Hill has been accompanied by some punchline about her punctuality. But it is a simple truth that she is a genius, and there's no better evidence than her being damn near the first person in Grammy history to put on a worthy memorial tribute.

assigning the dead to people like a book report isn’t great on its face but it’s something kind of special in a forum like the grammys. this is great.

inspired that the grammys really cracked the code on how to do an in memoriam as the network hosting it bends over backwards to blow out its own kneecaps.

remind me that i want to do a halloween couple’s costume with my grandma as brandi carlile and joni mitchell. i don’t know who’ll be who off the top of my head, but we have a few days to figure it out.

Full Bad Bunny speech

teyana taylor and lady gaga hugging is so powerful. hard to believe i almost didn’t watch. i almost didn’t see her thank her fiancée, michael. can you imagine?

lady gaga smudging the place after jelly roll. thank you, you beautiful weirdo.

bad bunny’s speech into whatever this music video is. really makes you think. about what, i don’t know. but bad bunny! he really said see you at the super bowl next week, shitheads; thank you, god. what a guy.

Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."

very into justin bieber’s domge 95 era. like, i’m not sure what in the only god forgives is happening right now, but i like it.

sombr just ran up to queen latifah and asked her to sign his chicago dvd and people want me to believe all those songs are about a lady. okay, sure.