Some festive Snoops

Happy crimmus @gamegrumps.bsky.social

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

Screenwriting tip: Del gets his defining monologue 28 minutes in. The movie doesn’t let you think he’s a joke for long. He does a lot of abrasive things after. But we know at every moment he’s a good man. We are with him after that. Candy deserved an Oscar nomination

He is risen

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

oh no

This..... is ART. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMYQ...

Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!

🎁🐕 WILLIE! THAT WAS FOR CHRISTMAS- *AGGRESSIVE SQUEAKING*

Everyone dunks on Wonderful Christmastime, but I think it's beautiful that we have a holiday classic that sounds like if an armed gunman broke into your home and said "You have fifteen minutes to write a Christmas song that uses every cue on this Baby's First Casio, or I'll kill your family."

Arin Hanson coded m.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2f...

Charlie & Stella:

Good evening to this specific yt comment

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" "That's a dog, Arin." "WHAT KIND OF DOG?" "I don't know but it's kinda cute, actually! That's the one redeeming feature! These girls are 20 years old and that dog is dead now. This game is from 1995..."

"He came back! But when we realised it wasn't the same dog..." "THIS WASN'T MY DAD" "pls help... pls help"

Good evening :)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" "That's a dog, Arin." "WHAT KIND OF DOG?" "I don't know but it's kinda cute, actually! That's the one redeeming feature! These girls are 20 years old and that dog is dead now. This game is from 1995..."

AAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH GIRLIE!!!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Ooo big stretch

apparently SIAN GIBSON WAS TONIGHT'S S/F GUEST AT LONG LAST!!!

“you two bicker like an old married couple!”, jokes woman, about friends who bicker like young unhappy couple

There is a new Google ad depicting a world where everyone is carrying around a soft-serve ice cream cone. At the end, they show someone talking to their Pixel phone, and end with “everything else is vanilla.” I… I want to live in the ice cream universe 🥲

What an interesting little man

It’s the new “STEVE HILLENBURG HATED SPINOFFS”. Y’all just like white knighting for no reason.

imagine being belligerently drunk hollering at the ape

Guess who

Im sorry

So much fun was had last weekend at THUNDERGONG! (a benefit for Steps of Faith Foundation supporting amputees in need). Thanks to Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte, Sam Richardson, Brendan Hunt, Cristo Fernández, and the many other talented and generous people who made it all possible.

reecie quoting league this is so important to me

Some big news expected for #InsideNo9 fans 🐇 ‼️12pm (GMT) TOMORROW ‼️ Be sure to check back here to be the first to know…🤔

what is happening ??????

Such is the power of @zackpolanski.bsky.social that he's prompted the Daily Express(!) to write a totally respectful article about the meaning of the white poppy www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2131...

"Bart Simpsons Dracula" is without a doubt the best Treehouse of Horror Segment ever done. Every line is an absolute banger, it's got brilliant jokes every second and the crazy amount of vampire movie references from Coppola's Dracula to Salem's Lot are clearly done with a lot of love of the genre.

Falling without a parachute? Kinda dangerous ain’t it?

Haven’t posted much of Them on here for a while! ☺️☺️

me gettin that 20 piece nugs

The carnage of the genocide has changed people. We wanted to free Palestine but it looks like Palestine will free us all...

This person took this when they called the race

Watching Mamdani's victory speech, I'm struck by his—and his campaign's—unabashed vision of the US as an immigrant society, a culture built from the ground up from diversity. It is a complete rejection and reversal of the search for a white-washed homogeneity that the political right projects.