Sean Connery in Highlander (1986).

Power Hungary

Watching Fargo and finding myself offending that the pregnant sheriff's husband is greeted first before she is.

happy pride

Chad Celebrated Actor-led The Return vs the Virgin post-9/11 Marvel-rot Odyssey

she gave me that hentaivirus

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

*grabbing God by the neck screaming like a man who just saw his family killed by Dutchmen* "Why did you make me sane???!!"

never before had I ever seen a sadder flock of middle aged white men

me rn

Teenage Mutant Antifa Turtles

It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love. Love does not obey the mind, and turns to hate when forced. The bond that binds us is beyond choice.

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low. Rolling over the sands. You can see spice in the air.

bro is egoizing over here

putting cracked black pepper in my bourbon because I'm evil and shit

Dainty Little Man Orders Single Cheeseburger https://theonion.com/dainty-little-man-orders-single-cheeseburger/

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

livid at the lack of historical accuracy in Nolan's new adaptation of The Odyssey. I have been working for years to secure funding for my own much more accurate adaptation, starring only Josh Gad.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Reconstruction 2.0 now. Sherman didn't burn enough of the south

I awoke kicking and screaming, but the dream sloughed away from the corralls of my conscience in curious silence

the median voter rn

*ahem* the hantavirus is stored in the balls

Wrath and ruin rule my heart, light my words are, but my thoughts are heavy.

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Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

It’s both taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo, is it a singularity

Lighting a candle for the war God rn

They're calling him Canada's most problematic bisexual man

INFOWARS IS FINALLY DEAD

You should listen to the new podcast "Fiery Emma" It's a deep dive on the infamous anarcha-feminist, Emma Goldman.

happy May Day fags

I'm not "settling in" to my new place. I'm decolonizing

Theyboss,Thaslight, Thatekeep

They believe in nothing

Me when my boss orders shit we don't need and it's my problem now

89 (fortnite dance)

that's an album cover right there

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"Bakunin said that revolutions are three quarters fantasy and a quarter reality. The important thing is realising where the fantasy that leads to the explosion of generalised rebellion originates" - At Daggers Drawn

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

Seconds after posting this I find out what's happened at the Ehite House. Fuck me