PANERA EMPLOYEEEEEE… IM GOING IN TO WORK. I NEED YOUR STRONGEST LEMONADE… My lemonades are too strong for you traveler. You cannot handle my lemonades.

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate adult Bluey fans

That's poggers!

A perfect card:

Most disingenuous phrasing Ive ever seen. Do better @apnews.com

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Imagine losing mid to someone with talons on

Im a scumbag, a maggot, a cheap lousy f

Shameless reposting, but it must he shared

Anyone else sick of misplacing their deck?

ONCE AGAIN, these Nazi shitheads try to make their groups look huge when it's just a dozen dudes with most from outside of the state they are pestering

Making a little update to all the bolt-In lands for my MDFC Cube. Happy with out it turned out and hopefully makes pack evaluation a little easier.

Living in Seattle like

I am a bit amused at how many comments I've seen about takebacks in a match that was a 3-0 sweep.

Id argue that this is precisely why we think of it as “capeshit”. Superhero stories COULD be mediums for interesting narratives about power but are instead highly recognizable brand icons being squeezed for every last penny, making us cynical about any prospect of a type of art having purpose at all

GIVEAWAY! I have officially launched my token shop on Etsy! To celebrate, I'm giving away a "greatest hits" pack of Belle Époque proxies! To enter: 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like + Repost this post I'll pick a winner on Dec 15, and ship worldwide! Which is your favorite of this batch?!

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

I love learning new things. I love growing. I love trying. I love failing. I love hurting. I love feeling. I love being reminded I’m human.

I cant stop thinking about them

Me, next question

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her: are you stupid? me:

Trying to get the attention of the Thotpicker Witch

Repeatable Sinkhole was my nickname in college.

Being skeptical of the story. Call it Thot Erasure

Simian Saturday goes out to the best repeatable sink hole im the game

I bet its really him

This is the opposite direction we need. More healthcare roles should be lifted up to the professional status that nursing has. This is like being upset your meal is burnt and deciding to throw it back in the oven.

This is what my children will be posting like one day

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

What are the odds Trump has seen a Mamdani fancam?

Searching the room to find the other girls’ matches, call that a Thot Scour

Its been a minute since Ive done a P1P1. What are we thinking opening this pack of Urza’s Saga in THE Chaos Cube? #mtgcube

Im sure Im late to the party on this but I cant stop thinking about this art

You know the bubble is cooked when it can be explained like this.

I love my city

How do you people keep posting every day? I occasionally get invested again but everytime I come back everyone is still here just plugging along. Do I somehow have too much ADHD for social media?

The Arena Cube has obviously dredged up the old Vintage Cube discourse so here is maybe my hottest take; Vintage Cube is actually a good intro to Cubing. This is almost exclusively due to the poisonous nature of the Secondary Market and financial barriers to "explore" constructed formats.

Drafted this wild 5 color pile on sunday and cant stop thinking about it. God I love cube. 1-2 but every game was close.

Trying to decide my fit for the next MTG event

Today, I am hopescrolling

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

There is somehow nothing more damning than the Roblox donation. They really do move in flocks

"if you had to fix her transition, how would you start?" "Over!!" "BOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"

When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning. Thank you, Miss Major.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.