You can either have a democracy or a Republican Party, but you can't have both.

Why are all my preferred teams trying to hurt me in this particular 24 hour period?

Gwyneth making saves like they’re going out of style.

Die?

Probably borderline dead. Wouldn’t 41 be old-ish age in 1066? That’s assuming I wasn’t conscripted and killed in some bullshit feudal war.

Woooooooooo

Maybe today’s the day, overconfident bros.

Getting swept at home by the Cardinals is peak Pittsburgh Pirates baseball.

🎶I know you’re out there, You’re just like me— Sitting in your underwear, eating a block of cheese🎶

Can we say it now??

Not to get all philosophical but the rules literally define the game. Without rules you don't have a game. And an unenforced rule is no rule at all.

A little message for the NHL refs

Pastor of Muppets

Suspension of elections in order to rig them sounds like something Grant would've sent troops to quell in the 1870s.

I hate this game and I hate that it’s going to overtime. Just kill me actually.

Oh? A good ol fashioned #rickcityovertimechallenge?

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Something’s gotta be done about Reynolds. He’s still getting on base, but the bat is toast. The guy who was once an extra-base-hit machine has a grand total of two doubles in 31 games.

Ozuna hit a walk off and make me eat all my bullshit challenge.

The Two Trumps

Not the *coolest* thing, but still cool.

Cruz, do a cool thing…

The Pirates you know and love are back, bb.

A hit. Are you serious? In this economy?

LFG

I AM READY TO FUCKING VOMIT

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If you’re not remembering some guys, you’re never gonna win Jeopardy.

OUR QUEST BEGINS TOMORROW! 🏆   The 2026 Walter Cup Playoffs presented by @sharkninjatr.bsky.social begins TOMORROW NIGHT in Boston against the Fleet!

Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Henchmen Who Were left to be beaten by the Batman and arrested by Gotham City Police when the Joker’s plans went awry’

Is the discrepancy because of Saturday’s empty net goal?

Terrible GM advice.

Really started to turn it around there for a minute.

So I should turn on the Bucs game, eh?

@jaynine.bsky.social your opportunity for revenge is at hand.

The Penguins are, somehow, still alive. It is fun. This season has been fun. Win or lose I would suggest sitting back and enjoying the chaos. That is why you are are here. That is why you watch sports. www.pensburgh.com/analysis/761...

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

Look, I’d recommend SNL UK regardless, but the couple of ‘45 Seconds with Fouracres’ segments they’ve done to close the show a few times are absolute earworms. youtu.be/-fkt15VUGgE?...

Dooby dooby doo mother fuckers

That 9th inning, boy.

He didn’t.

Ozuna could do something, he won’t, but he could.

“What a night for everyone but Dennis Santana.”

The score of this game remains Greg Brown’s fault.