Just me trying to do something complicated I think is easy.

While it’s not surprising to read that, it is good that an (underfunded) independent public news source is still doing the hard work to confirm these things.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1807

Me and my boy getting ready to watch the classic film from 1993, Sister Act 2.

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

literally no one is talking about pronouns except for him. it’s just open bigotry. that’s all it is.

‘Common Side Effects’ wins 4 awards at the 2026 Annie Awards: • Best TV/Media — Mature • Best Directing — TV/Media • Best Writing — TV/Media • Best Editorial — TV/Media

Everyone is happier when they have more money in their pockets and goods are cheaper. So, emphasize how your policies will make that happen. And don’t fall for their white grievance bullshit.

Commit to vote blue, no matter who… even a 90’s era Republican. Or something.

“I have 66 million dollars in stardew valley” that’s what you sound like

Breaking: The Olympic gold-winning U.S. women's hockey team DECLINES Trump's invitation to his State of the Union address after he was caught on video mocking them.

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Are the crazy big spiders also a gift from the whaleman?

I would pay Sidney Crosby's bail and give him and alibi if he would happen to murder Connor McDavid with that Silver Medal.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

McDavid *is* cursed.

Jack Hughes was great all tournament. Quinn Hughes was great all tournament. Those are the American brothers worth talking about

They showed that too many men replay and not only were there 6 American players on the ice but if you look closely there were another 7 from Czechia

Which team are the Alberta separatists cheering for this morning?

Sid gonna sneak out for OT wearing 63’s sweater and a Bobby Valentine disguise kit.

Should probably just do a coinflip at center ice to decide this.

Oh fuck right off with that shit.

You won’t call too many men, but you’ll call that?

nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks

It is 2026 and Kellogg’s has yet to give us double stuffed pop tarts. Maybe we deserve the world we’re living in, but maybe DSPT would be a course correct.

Find yourself someone that will believe in (or market) you as much as Warner Brothers does in the Bride! I can’t seem to watch anything or look at any website without getting an ad for this damn movie.

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It is with a heavy heart that we relay the news of the passing of legendary Pirates and National Baseball Hall of Famer, Bill Mazeroski. Maz was a 7-time All-Star who hit the greatest home run in baseball history. He was a beloved member of the Pirates family and he will be deeply missed.

Turns out there’s an economic cost to everyone hating us.

Free Bird isnt even about an actual bird.

I’m used to humans wanting to do things that can get them killed. Maybe too used to it.

The hockey has been so elite these last few days. Banger game after banger game.

Mackinnon rip one for Sid challenge.

I am intrigued by this new strategy

Did not look like McDavid wanted to get off the ice that last change.

Now get it done before the period ends.

Enemies to lovers is seeping into everything.

This doesn’t sound like the Wesley R. Dingus I know

We cannibals must help these Christians.

This reminds me of a coupla decades ago when the argument du jour was “What if Van Gogh had been medicated for his depression?!” with the implication that he wouldn’t have created art if he wasn’t miserable. A) fuck that noise B) Van Gogh didn’t own anybody his art OR his misery

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Seen in the Team Canada locker room (Credit @jaynine.bsky.social for the idea)