Somehow it’s only Thursday wtf

Ok now that I’ve had 5 minutes to be furious… that was a fun season. I thought they were gonna miss the playoffs by a mile so really this is fine.

I swear if they don’t sign Malkin this offseason and this was his send off…😡

Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

FUCK

This is going to go to 100 overtimes isn’t it?

Anthony Mantha wtf…

I hate this game and I hate that it’s going to overtime. Just kill me actually.

If cirie goes home im going to riot

They’re gonna get swept! Again!

Penguins why

Siiiigh

I d i o t s

I hate the flyers so much

I am so nervous for this re-entry.

I’m late but 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

This is premium Coach. #survivor50

I need art heists to keep happening. They fill me with joy.

Sid :(

Maria haunting the narrative #survivor50

I just bought luxury designer shoes for so cheap I feel like I’m getting away with something 😎

Emily just be saying stuff

LETS GOOOOOO CHRISTIAN!!!

This is too much time to dedicate to Zac Brown. #survivor50

I regret to inform you that Pokopia is just as good and fun as it seems and it is definitely worth buying the Switch 2 for. I love these little guys with all my heart.

All of these players have ptsd from their previous season #survivor50

They didn’t even trade Kane 😭

My other favourite kind of trade deadline is when only the old guys get moved around and everyone reacts like "He's still playing?????"

*pokes NHL* do something.

My favourite type of trade deadline is one where nothing happens, and the 17 different Sportsnet panels devolve into nonsense trying to fill the time.

John Carlson not being on the Caps anymore is so weird.

My only hope for the canucks this trade deadline is that they keep all three Petterssons. In fact, add more! Collect all the Pettersons in the NHL!

I swear to god if Evgeni Malkin plays next year and it’s not for the penguins I’m going to riot

Ao3 is down now what am I going to do

Im very behind on Love Island All-stars but there is one couple in and absolute toxic, gaslight-y, death spiral. They just keep enabling each other into infinity.

How embarrassing for the men's hockey team to serve as toadies like this. Seriously.

best part of that night was sid showing up to serve face after his team lost in overtime

Wow, this sounds truly horrific—wait, what’s the doctor’s name

Somebody needs to get McDavid an exorcism.

This sucks so hard I’m very sad

Obligatory 3-on-3 in a gold medal game sucks tweet

I am so so sad Sid isn’t out there :(

Also I might cry

I might die in this overtime. It might kill me

This is hell

Bennington is going to let in a stupid ass goal I can just feel it

What a save. Damn

I am NERVOUS

I’m going to die

Annoying