They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

Could be a collaboration here - how about @giantcatsofyore @catsofyore.bsky.social ? 😁

England water company bosses raked in £15m+ in pay/perks last yr. £900m dividends paid. Customer bills up 26%. Companies have 1200 criminal convictions. Fines not collected. Sewage dumping killing people. No exec prosecuted. End the scam. Must Nationalise.

We know that a lot of people avoid Instagram for valid reasons, but if you happen to maintain an account there would you consider following us? Exposure there is unfortunately vital to non-profits like us. www.instagram.com/merrymacfarm...

This one hits hard.

The point of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” is not the deluded, arrogant, ignorant, preposterous and vain Emperor but the craven knaves and flatterers who nod along to him, right? Which I always thought was just TOO heavy handed and overdone. Whereas, in fact…

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

A very good evening to whoever organised this billboard outside of Old Trafford.

Mostafa Asal Wins His First Windy City Open Title After 83 Minute Battle #squash www.psasquashtour.com/featured-new...

Nour ElSherbini Produces Stunning Comeback To Win Third Windy City Open Title #squash www.psasquashtour.com/featured-new...

Thank you, our Netherlands friends! This is very badly needed: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIN ‘ELL

I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home. But did you look at the judge's order? It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept." Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.

Here's the same video in one piece. Give it a look. It's brilliantly funny. 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...

10/10 no notes

🤣🤣🤣 True

@premeemohamed.com I really don't know why but I saw this and thought of you.

ice takes out ICE again 😬 🧊

Today is the day everyone has been waiting for, yes, your long wait is over and it's finally National Snuggle a Chicken Day. We implore you to snuggle only consenting chickens - many of them love it but it's not National Make a Chicken Uncomfortable with Unwanted Physical Attention Day.

SOUND UP

@susiedentwords.bsky.social I finally beat the Suziebot!!

Everyone’s saying RIP MTV because they “won’t play music videos anymore.” But maybe hold them accountable for ushering in the reality TV era instead. That was the real death spiral. Culture has not been better for it.

Happy New Year everyone. May your good bits be enjoyed and prolonged and your bad bits short and overcome. Let's kick those that are ruining our lives in the crotch x

Missing from SE Cornwall, England. Their Mom and Dad have taken a break from Twitter. This has been so hard for them. I want to keep the word out so I moved their message here. If you think you know anything about #stolenMargieandRuby PLEASE call. They’re heartbroken and it’s devastated them.

I’m having lunch with Dwayne Johnson and I’m not sure whether I should complain about the really tough fish. I’m between a rock and a hard plaice.

They can take any two large, longhaired tabbies and BAM they've got themselves a Maine Coon factory. Two longhaired white cats? BAM instant Turkish Angora factory. Shorthaired greys? Russian Blue factory. As OP states, nearly 100% of cats are not any breed and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 👍

Whenever I post about this I get snarky people replying "Who cares? What difference does it make." Well, the whole phenomenon of people not understanding what makes a breed and how rare they are is exactly what enables unethical backyard breeders to do what they do.

For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.

You can help with Katydid's ongoing veterinary expenses by purchasing adorable crochet cat toys from her person. #CatsOfBluesky www.etsy.com/shop/mindysp...

whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all

Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday Better to be an optimist who gets disappointed than a pessimist who has no hope. *More treatos please 🐟 🐈

Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.

PLEASE HELP!!!! Have you seen KOBE? #Missing #Cat #GB #UK He could be anywhere in the UK. Stolen Aug 2019 and STILL missing. Check out the pic. So you recognise the tail? The Dark Ears? PLEASE LOOK! #Reward #Siamese #Plaxtol #Sevenaoks #Kent RT bitly.com/3ccSlIG

Mine mumm sed thatt wiv cattes, thare iss noe sutch thfing as ethickle bredeing.

People get so pissy when I speak out against breeding, as if I'm being pointlessly mean and grumpy about their favorite color or clothing brand. Cats are not colors. They are not clothing. They are sentient creatures who should not have to suffer for human convenience or aesthetic preferences.

@bsky.app My app was uninstalled and I ha reinstalled it but I have two profiles on my account and one of them is no longer available. How can I regain access to it

A small victory, perhaps. The Guardian replaced the word “Man” with “Humans” in this headline. After I pointed out the misogynistic anachronism. I’m not saying the two things are causally linked, but it happened.

I think the chainsaw image might come back to bite you, someone didn't think that through.

I am deeply sorry to hear of the death of a member of the UK Armed Forces in Ukraine. My prayers are with their family. We stand with them and with Ukraine as they continue to resist Russia’s unprovoked invasion.

This should be a wake up call to Keir Starmer. Trump is not a reliable ally. Trump wants to weaken Europe and carve up Ukraine while cosying up to Putin. Britain and our allies in Europe must stand together against his threats and bullying.

the brexit referendum remains one of the craziest fucking things a country has ever done

Aimb luff dis scoar, moast cates doink cates things scoar ebber.