Amuro, it’s Lieutenant Bright Noa. Scattered across Earth’s rim are several minofsky particle towers. If you can reach the towers and deactivate them, our systems will be able to properly map out the areas. Doing this will unlock more fast travel locations and side ops for you. It’s up to you, Amuro

You need a picture of Sheva from RE5? Hold on let me check the Near Pure Good Heroes Wiki

That's one way to describe the concept of class inheritance lmao

"cats are just smaller dogs" My brother in christ they are literally TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES 🤦 Maybe do a little READING before posting irresponsibly? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat%E2%...

1:1 Maxter Gundam statue

Just got home. I gather the Knicks beat the Monstars?

She shuffled through the remaining papers and frowned. "Don't you think it's weird," she said, "that they added an addendum insisting we include a transforming cyborg bug-themed Japanese superhero with a motorcycle to the contract?" He shrugged. "Not really. It's a common rider."

Just got home. I gather the Knicks beat the Monstars?

THIS WEEKEND!! Watch me and many other VTubers raise money for @starlight.org!! We've got a lot of fun stuff cooking and I'll be participating and a bunch of segments during the whole weekend!! And perhaps expect some PS1 shenanigans~ So excited!!!!!!!! :DDD

how it started vs how it’s going

Speedrunners say "save the animals". But Crocomire is an animal. So here we see the fundamental hypocrisy at the heart of liberal capitalism

didnt watch the direct i went outside and watched the sun rise and took in the beauty of our real world i felt the wind in my moustache and heard the birds chirping and then i put the birds in robots and made them throw rocks at knuckles

Confession: To this day I still have no idea what the fuck people are talking about when they refer to "therapy speak" as some kind of epidemic

Yellow Donald is even more threatening, I don’t care for this creature

ok water calm down

Second time a final fantasy game has ruined iconic angular produce

Preparing an unsolicited presentation for Konami execs titled "It it NOT too late to make Grant DaNasty the Goro Majima of Castlevania"

Games need like 30% the voice acting they currently have. *Especially* JRPGs. I am a fast reader, but it feels rude as fuck to skip over a voice performance but like. Persona especially the cutscenes are so fucking long....

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture

What I especially love is how that person opens with a salvo of low-effort trolling then at the end they're like "I was only a small bean trying to have a good faith conversation!!!"

Big reveal that the Backrooms is just Bugs Bunny at a drafting table drawing up crazy shit for the characters to go through

[in the Backrooms] Oh no, an empty room. Yeah real scary. I've neeever been in a building with a weird corridor before— [I am greeted by a friendly creature who seems to know me by name but I don't remember what theirs is] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

To go along with the sequel announcement, for a limited time, the first game is free to grab on Steam! 🎮 ✨That's FREE as in F-R-E-E, no strings attached!✨ Claim the game while the offer is available, and keep it forever! Find the Steam page here: store.steampowered.com/app/858710/G...

AHHH! AFTER 11 MONTHS PRIDE IS FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

Fix your hearts or (Ide Gauge increases)

have you heard this fact about shovel knight?

I love you.

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through

how it feels the first time you read that Gengar is actually 5' tall

Excited to check out the hot new game everybody's talking about!

I keep seeing adults who watch the 1993 Mario movie and decide it's Good Actually, but to me the real test is whether any 6 year olds saw it and thought it kicked ass

Had a dream that they made a sequel to Poor Things involving a bunch of hand-to-hand fight scenes, and at the end the girl finds a portal to "the real world" teasing that the trilogy would end with her in modern-day NYC

Ok this is a truly great tweet

“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.

Lebanne, right before going fully feral

Lostening to a 2000s Pop playlist and trying to find the crucial line between music I like and music I recognize

Daily affirmations

I wish more people grasped that the reason why everyone of a certain age knows the Konami code/Sonic’s level select, etc is because ~everyone used them all the time~. We used to ~part with money for cheat devices~. “Retro hard” wasn’t some beloved feature the majority of players liked dealing with.

jesus fucking christ lmao

In the game they call it the Goromaru, but in my heart Majima's ship is called the Flavortown

I was reading the Two Towers to prepare for the next episode of @rangedtouch.bsky.social Shelved By Genre, and this line really stuck out for me. Maybe not what Tolkien intended, but neither he nor Christopher were available for consultation.

Been binging On Cinema lately. Lots of satire and dark comedy from host Tim Heidecker, with guest appearances by Gregg Turkington, Joe Estevez and more. Overall I give it five bags of popcorn. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Ringo Starr: So me, George, and John are recording Abbey Road, and Paul comes in, and he says “I’ve got this song ya see, it’s called Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” and we all thought it was granny music but then Grogu was there, he’s got the force you see, and we had all gotten into midichlorians

Nintendo’s new US patent has major implications for the future of games that run like dogshit. paletteswap.site/dif...

SCOOP: According to several top anonymous sources, Nintendo is working on a new "Mario" game. I could be killed for telling you this, but as a journalist I vowed to bring you the TRUTH.

I'm going to be the new James Bond. Sneak peek at these catchphrases I'm workshopping: "Evil scientists? Not on my watch." "My name's James. James Bond, to be precise." "Fasten your seatbelt babe-- This is gonna be a BIG jump!"

it's so funny in that sega investor report they were like "for some reason we didn't make our money back from the evil gacha game sonic rumble party" and you turn on sonic rumble party and it's like "pay us $750 for sonic's iconic bedazzled crop top and we've added the cast of bobby's world"

“You expect me to yap?” “No mr bond I expect you to take the L”