hmm

AND TOASTED ALMONDS (that’s unexpected) #happyhalloween 🎃

So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.

Educational system is so bad you can't even tell people to stay in school anymore

once again posting The Chart

*thinking about living in a balkanized ex-United States* oh god there's going to be so many fucking apps

cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes

hey reddit my eyes started doing this is this normal??

Happy Halloween! 🎃

okay we're all dressed up now (happy happyween, babies)

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Are you actually Uni…?

As someone who depends on SNAP, I wanter to give some tips to those of you who are also not getting your cards refilled next month. A thread 🧵 (And if you don't depend on SNAP, many of these tips can help you reduce your food costs since its expensive out there rn)

28. 本土狐 [Japanese Red Fox] For this one I went creative and mixed a few details and hints from japanese culture and subculture... can you guess them? ;D #foxtober2025 #foxpopvli

animating in powerpoint, just like the good old days

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63 Year Ago Today:

He deleted it but hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit

funny you mention Scott in particular (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVc...)

I tried to get a butler that gives me sage advice like Mr. Belvedere but the one i got just keeps telling me to kill myself

I wanna go back to just trying to make the internet a happier place, but gosh I've been so busy focusing on making my game! Maybe when the update is done I'll make some more sweet things for everyone! Here's some fanart I made of my biggest inspiration, Creu! (But Car) 🤍

In authoritarian USSR, tens of thousands of women didn’t get lobotomies in the 1940s and 50s

a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes a day in an american life

We’re only making plans for Nigel

If you think this is somehow not the desires outcome for all the terfs and 'reasonable discussions about bathroom safety' people, give your head a good wobble

Bored ape come to the man’s house: “I need a place to sleep.” Man: NO! You are a NFT! Bored ape: sigh. The next day: Man goes to job interview. IT IS THE BORED APE. Man: *Shocked!* Bored ape: “Your fired!” KINDNESS MOVES MOUNTAINS.

hey guys check this out

Less vaguely: I am returning to nomadic living indefinitely. A car is the biggest step to making that less intense than it was last year. It can be a junker, to start; I just need to get this process generally started within the year. Until then, I’ll be crashing mostly along the East Coast.

i work in israeli intelligence and this is my job title

Sunset shot a few nights ago from Mohave National Preserve

whatever. does this to you

76 Years Ago Today:

my favorite part about drawing my favorite characters on-model is Not doing that

why cant he be more like that nice boy 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸?

What's your favorite fish? You have to tell her.

I don't think a single SOUL notices that I'm on here bro. Porn time

...Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang...

I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.

the UK so profoundly contradicts the narrative that 'the way to win back voters is abandoning trans rights' ok, starmer tried that & . . .

as an anarchist it causes me physical pain to be a “call your senators” bitch but please call your senators

the "don't call people incels" discourse from a little back is no different from "don't call republicans weird" because there is legitimately no faster way to cause an incel to crash out than to call them an incel. "NO I ACTUALLY HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND I GET LAID OFTEN I'M NOT AN INCEL" okay incel

Time traveller: *moves chair* The timeline:

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird