I think you could show Army of Darkness to any child and they’d be better for it

[slams money on deli counter] lemme get one LGBTQ (lettuce gravy bacon tomato queso) on a scooped out bagel

update on my new essay: it’s making progress, albeit slowly! once I’m back in NY i’ll be shooting the conclusion for it (you’ll see why).

sometimes i wake up in a cold sweat, anxious about Uncut Gems

“1” side-shave is back and so is my gosh darn freaking confidence

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

i think if a film or essay is doing absurd legwork to get a point or feeling across in whatever intimate way—borderline begging for people to meaningfully engage—and people’s only commentary on the work is “this is shot/edited/made really well” then ngl i am quietly exploding them with my mind

We love seeing this guy

👋 milwaukee thanks for the best start to a year i have had in a long time. 💕

I like to show people my film REVERIE because it’s way too personal to know my intent at all and the viewer therefore has to find their own meaning in it. go look

person: [dies] Stan Frederick: this happened to my buddy Erik

We spent so much time on Area 51. Light-gun games my beloved.

never been so overstimulated but in awe in my entire life

“what the fuck” — me at all times in this terrifying but kinda rad place @ffruitsy.bsky.social @playscholar.bsky.social @death-cafe.bsky.social

lmao nice (this technicality used to be my second channel, i actually started on YouTube in like 2008)

idk heres a clip from ep 4 lmao

what’s truly incredible is that this isn’t satire

The Forest Gump movie tie-in ARG. [ Credit: @playscholar.bsky.social ]

Everyone get more communist Now

hey i tend to not speak on things that feel especially obvious lately, but given that i’ve been seeing some trash middle-roading on here again, lemme quickly echo the capital-F Fact that ICE and Israel are fascist siblings full of genocidal freak shitbag fuckers. ok thanks

reminder to read film theory, like this video, which is film theory

we will not elaborate ❤️👀 feat. @death-cafe.bsky.social @ffruitsy.bsky.social @miajobella.bsky.social 📸: @playscholar.bsky.social

Love my taco team 🌮 @vluisasantiago.bsky.social @miajobella.bsky.social

@nocontextrvb.bsky.social could i trouble you for the “make me a woman” clip on here

big ups to stan frederick og fan Church for this fuckin banger design and Cassie Mareno in milwaukee for inking it 🖤🩸

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god yknow if there’s one thing i am still wondering its how we can effectively vote our way around this one

i have access to my PC for the next two weeks so ive been planning out some of the more intense sequences in the RvB fan project. in the middle of a shot that involves 20 characters onscreen at once. very absurd. very fun

just entered wisconsin (finally!) and immediately remembered this twitter exchange between my and @thespaceprincett.bsky.social’s slenderverse characters from 2024

trying to think of my own “timing a movie/show for a big moment to happen when the clock strikes midnight on new year’s” thing my favorite so far is “start Marble Hornets Entry #59 at 11:58:24pm”

2025 is showing itself out and I can't say I'll miss it

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

hey. so i can afford it, this is just an ask to lighten it a little bit: i just left my whole bag of clothes while transferring buses (i was rushing bc the bus i was on was an hour late and the next one was leaving as i was pulling in) I have no clothes other than what i am wearing. so.

my New Year’s resolution is to find a big sack of money with a dollar sign on it

What was your biggest impact on the internet? In 2017 I made a video essay with a trash lav mic about how the slender man had the potential to be a new artist’s best tool for self-expression. This essay inspired a documentary & might have lended to the resurgence of an entire online art movement ☺️

One of two recovered photographs from the Stirling City Library blaze. Notable for being taken the day which fourteen children vanished and for what is referred to as "The Slender Man". Deformities cited as film defects by officials. Fire at library occurred one week later.

look there’s no *direct* correlation to my having dozens of AI marvel theory videos show up in my Reels and suddenly very urgently feeling like i was having an actual stroke, but also, yes there is

update: nobody listen to me, might have done some damage to my right arm from the weight of this backpack. pls give yourself breaks to prevent circulation issues or nerve damage(???)

look i won’t get into it but, if your economic system has you quietly hoping that a medical emergency is legitimately as bad as you’re anticipating ~because you feel you need to justify risking some money to save yourself~ then, respectfully, fuck your economic system

Carol in Pluribus is up there with Goodman & White as “jerks who make sympathetic sense on paper but you slowly realize they suck anyway”. mean this in a good way, i LOVE to want her to make good choices & the systems in place end up enticing her to Do The Bad Thing Actually, Gilligan do not miss

trans nomad makeup tip: u must not do mascara. do anything u want but mascara. because u will have to sleep on these long bus/train/plane trips and u will smudge it everywhere. dont do it unless u dont have to sleep. ok thank you

patiently waiting for the 30-year-rule in cinema to start showing us movies with the harlem shake in it as the nostalgic needle drop

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fine. ill do it

two episodes into Pluribus and im upset!!!!!!!!!!! this is a lot!!!!!!! it’s very good!!!!!! but what the fuck!!!!!!!!

funko pops fucking suck unless ur 81 year old beanie baby grandma starts collecting them, then they’re cool as shit. collect all your fave celebs, abuela. show em