Tuesday vibes #StarTrek

if you won't drink water for yourself, do it out of spite every cup of water you drink is a cup of water the AI data centers can't have

This is Franklin. He prefers plain whipped cream, but his humans keep putting sprinkles in first. Can’t complain about the serving size though. 14/10 (TT: franklins_life)

has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book

“not to point fingers but-“

Choose the form of the Destructor.

are there flat planets

Unicron approaches

I can only remember the coldest post of all time

JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.

are the gop a hostile species

Damn.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Great how on one side we have a party of Dick Tracy villains and on the other we have a party of Knives Out suspects.

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When I’m too drunk to remember the word “ravioli.”

Maybe you should try booksmaxxing.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

i think if you hear somebody say "trump derangement syndrome" you should be allowed to beat the fuck out of them

I’m watching an ad for the White House ballroom.

The First Amendment and the Second Amendment are fighting again

Assassin’s Creed: The Pope’s revenge

Nothing is real in the world of the dump truck that cried wolf

Can't believe the mentalist didn't see the shooting coming...

#GeekDen #ScaleMates This is a fun one: Enterprise (most likely Polar Lights) and Millennium Falcon (Bandai) both 1/350 scale Credit @modelchili on Instagram

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The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

Blow it up like the whale.

Prowl (pre-war) commission. #commission #Transformers

Longtooth ink (there are the noises of tree trimming, sorry 💧) #ink #commission

Man's Life Riddled With Continuity Errors https://theonion.com/mans-life-riddled-with-continuity-errors-1819572659/

It's Earth Day! So what better way to mark the day than with one of the photos of our homeworld taken by the Artemis II crew a few weeks ago. Hard to see national boundaries, sectarian divides, or differences in skin colour from this distance.

Anyway, whether my pics posted or not, EXCALIBUR (1981) is wonderful and has a 4k disc release now. So treat yo’self, as the yoots say.

Reposting now that things are working (?). The Arbiter of Cheese has clocked in.

Nailed it.